I'd smash her backdoors in. She'd be washing me out of her hair for a week. By the time I finished with her she'd have a face like a plaster's radio, etc
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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man- there are some seriously gorgeous, real kiwi women out there and they let a rachel hunter-a- like barbie doll win?
get some dark skinned native in there ftw
Salmon swim upstream
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Surely, my mrs is better looking than that
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Only ginger mingers enter beauty contests these days, the true hotties know the real money is in being a model/actor/trophy wife.
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