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Miss Universe New Zealand

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over 11 years ago

So what is she going to do to earn those votes? If she gets her cans out for the lads and offers to extradite Kim Dotcom, she has my vote.

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 11 years ago

Wow it only took the 3rd response for a chauvinist post to turn up. Expecting it to be the first tbh.

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over 11 years ago

Here is a useful speech to use for ANY question posed by the judges:

"I think we can relate this back to education, and how we are … continuing to try to strive to .............................. figure out how to create jobs right now. That is the biggest problem. And I think, especially the men are … um … seen as the leaders of this, and so we need to try to figure out how to create educate better so we can solve this problem. Thank you."







Seriously: Good luck!

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over 11 years ago

This chick got a mark of zero..

Miss Venezuela Irene Sofia Esser Quintero was asked a very simple question on Wednesday night's Miss Universe telecast, and in her native Spanish no less.

She chose to answer in English. And that may have been her big mistake.


Judge Diego Boneta asked: "If you could make a new law, what would it be?"

Quintero answered thusly:

"I think that any leys there are in Constitution or in life, are already made. I think that we should have, uh, a straight way to go in our similar, or, eh, in our lives as is this. For example, I'm a surfer, and I think that the best wave that I can take is the wave that I wait for it. So please do our only, eh, law that we can do. Thank you Vegas!

Founder

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over 11 years ago

2ndBest wrote:

Wow it only took the 3rd response for a chauvinist post to turn up. Expecting it to be the first tbh.

I'd like a little bit of credit for not writing what I actually thought. I also gave her a chance to show that she can solve a real problem....

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over 11 years ago

creepy. 


Allegedly

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over 11 years ago

Feverish wrote:

This chick got a mark of zero..

Miss Venezuela Irene Sofia Esser Quintero was asked a very simple question on Wednesday night's Miss Universe telecast, and in her native Spanish no less.

She chose to answer in English. And that may have been her big mistake.


Judge Diego Boneta asked: "If you could make a new law, what would it be?"

Quintero answered thusly:

"I think that any leys there are in Constitution or in life, are already made. I think that we should have, uh, a straight way to go in our similar, or, eh, in our lives as is this. For example, I'm a surfer, and I think that the best wave that I can take is the wave that I wait for it. So please do our only, eh, law that we can do. Thank you Vegas!

I hope you don't mean Abby Greenie!

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over 11 years ago

Tegal wrote:

creepy. 

Yup. How that guy owns a Filipino wife is just wrong. He needs to get the fuck out of the country.

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over 11 years ago
Am I allowed to post the Semi naked photos of Moana Dotcom here without being banned?

Auckland will rise once more

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over 11 years ago

Jeff Vader wrote:

Tegal wrote:

creepy. 

Yup. How that guy owns a Filipino wife is just wrong. He needs to get the fuck out of the country.

Owns? 


Allegedly

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over 11 years ago

Yeah cause she married him for his good looks, charming wit, fantastic physic and sense of right and wrong.....

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over 11 years ago

Am I allowed to post the Semi naked photos of Moana Dotcom here without being banned?

Keep it seemly young man. I would like FT to post another pic of his better half's jugs.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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over 11 years ago

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 11 years ago

Hard News wrote:

janellert wrote:

Hi guys,

My other half (as in best friend not partner)

Not enough ginger?

Correct.

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over 11 years ago

Hard News wrote:

janellert wrote:

Hi guys,

My other half (as in best friend not partner)

Not enough ginger?

Was anyone else a bit disappointed as soon as they read the bit in the brackets?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 11 years ago

Feverish wrote:

This chick got a mark of zero..

Miss Venezuela Irene Sofia Esser Quintero was asked a very simple question on Wednesday night's Miss Universe telecast, and in her native Spanish no less.

She chose to answer in English. And that may have been her big mistake.


Judge Diego Boneta asked: "If you could make a new law, what would it be?"

Quintero answered thusly:

"I think that any leys there are in Constitution or in life, are already made. I think that we should have, uh, a straight way to go in our similar, or, eh, in our lives as is this. For example, I'm a surfer, and I think that the best wave that I can take is the wave that I wait for it. So please do our only, eh, law that we can do. Thank you Vegas!

WTF? If she were a light bulb, she'd be a 25 watt one. Never ever answer a question in a language you are not comfortable  with.

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

Lonegunmen wrote:

Feverish wrote:

This chick got a mark of zero..

Miss Venezuela Irene Sofia Esser Quintero was asked a very simple question on Wednesday night's Miss Universe telecast, and in her native Spanish no less.

She chose to answer in English. And that may have been her big mistake.

Judge Diego Boneta asked: "If you could make a new law, what would it be?"

Quintero answered thusly:

"I think that any leys there are in Constitution or in life, are already made. I think that we should have, uh, a straight way to go in our similar, or, eh, in our lives as is this. For example, I'm a surfer, and I think that the best wave that I can take is the wave that I wait for it. So please do our only, eh, law that we can do. Thank you Vegas!

WTF? If she were a light bulb, she'd be a 25 watt one. Never ever answer a question in a language you are not comfortable  with.

lol how many languages do you speak then LG??

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over 11 years ago

English, a few words of German, French and Mandarin, but I would most definately answer any question in English. Then again, thnking about it, perhaps it was not her grasp of English but the content of what she said?

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

English, Newzild, Essex and a smattering of Geordie like.

I find it best to talk loudly when abroad.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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over 11 years ago · edited over 11 years ago · History

New Ziland  - excellent. It's like some American's asking you if you can speak American. Good grief.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 11 years ago
John Key has Newzild down pat. Possibly the key to his success.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 11 years ago

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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