Missing Wife

Missing Wife

A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West  Australian coast.
He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a
 terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.
 
 Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is  confronted by a
couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
 The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
really  bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.
 
 'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad  news first.'
 The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is  dead. Young
Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little  cleft in
the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she  was
dead.'
 
 The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this  and has a bit
of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together  and asks
what the good news is.
 
 The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were  quite a few
really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to  her, so
we've brought you your share.'  He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a
couple of nice crays  and four or five crabs in it.
 
 'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill  wind and
all that... so what's the other possible good news?'
 
 'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and  young Bill
here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over  there
and pull her up again!'
 

Hahaha that is horribly brilliant.

,  very good