My bones are so brittle and I want a bath
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But we don't have a bath. How can one have a bath without a bath?
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Having a bath as a man just means you will just end up playing with yourself.
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I gotta have more self control than that, for my bones' sake
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and I gotta have a bath to start off the playing process
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I gotta have more self control than that, for my bones' sake
That didn't help...
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*sigh*
"Phoenix till they lose"
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*posting from my posting paddling pool in the sun*
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you can post, paddle and "play" at the same time?
"Phoenix till they lose"
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not without damaging the dimm socket
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and you guys think i do silly posts!
I LOVE LAMP
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This thread gets the "this is brilliant" seal of approval.
Allegedly
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when I have a bath, I always tell myself "this time I won't have a masty...". Always futile.
I like tautologies because I like them.
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I was reaching out for help, yet I do not feel my concern was taken seriously. I am surprised at this forum. Usually so serious. Especially the Off Topic section.
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Cosimo why are you using Photobucket 
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?mikecj2012-01-07 10:19:32Central Hawkes Bay Nix
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Cosimo why are you using Photobucket ?
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Why is anything anything!!
I like tautologies because I like them.
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but but but your pitiful bandwidth allocation! 
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I was reaching out for help, yet I do not feel my concern was taken seriously. I am surprised at this forum. Usually so serious. Especially the Off Topic section.
you can't be serious??Fuck this stupid game
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I was reaching out for help, yet I do not feel my concern was taken seriously. I am surprised at this forum. Usually so serious. Especially the Off Topic section.
you can't be serious??
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I was reaching out for help, yet I do not feel my concern was taken seriously. I am surprised at this forum. Usually so serious. Especially the Off Topic section.
you can't be serious??
you guys can't be seriously asking if the obvious sarcasm was serious...
I like tautologies because I like them.
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I was reaching out for help, yet I do not feel my concern was taken seriously. I am surprised at this forum. Usually so serious. Especially the Off Topic section.
you can't be serious??
Im thinking the same thing about this question.
You cant be serious that you think that we are seriously asking if the obvious sarcasm was serious.
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and you guys think i do silly posts!
well done, realising you have a problem is the first step...
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I was reaching out for help, yet I do not feel my concern was taken seriously. I am surprised at this forum. Usually so serious. Especially the Off Topic section.
you can't be serious??
Im thinking the same thing about this question.
You cant be serious that you think that we are seriously asking if the obvious sarcasm was serious.
*thinks about responding, but has a bath masty instead*
I like tautologies because I like them.
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and you guys think i do silly posts!
well done, realising you have a problem is the first step...
I think i have been a good boy lately haven't i? well i'll leave that answer up to hard news i know how much he loves answering my retard questions
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I am serious about my sarcasm guys. It is a serious business and I, no-bath man, am a serious person.
My bones, however are feeling much better thank you all for your concern. I was worried for a second and my wife was coming very close to telling me to stop complaining about it for a second, but after some rest and relaxation, I managed to conquer my fatiguing brittly boned foe.
Thank you all for being a part of... it.mikecj2012-01-07 22:38:49
My bones, however are feeling much better thank you all for your concern. I was worried for a second and my wife was coming very close to telling me to stop complaining about it for a second, but after some rest and relaxation, I managed to conquer my fatiguing brittly boned foe.
Thank you all for being a part of... it.mikecj2012-01-07 22:38:49
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I am serious about my sarcasm guys. It is a serious business and I, no-bath man, am a serious person.
My bones, however are feeling much better thank you all for your concern. I was worried for a second and my wife was coming very close to telling me to stop complaining about it for a second, but after some rest and relaxation, I managed to conquer my fatiguing brittly boned foe.
Thank you all for being a part of... it.
My bones, however are feeling much better thank you all for your concern. I was worried for a second and my wife was coming very close to telling me to stop complaining about it for a second, but after some rest and relaxation, I managed to conquer my fatiguing brittly boned foe.
Thank you all for being a part of... it.
Did you get a boner?
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Given that I am still sort of young. I am young enough to know that the word "It" means sex or something sexual.
So yes, I would say he did.
We don't have a bath in our apartment, so when I was at a friends place tonight and they had a bath, I was pondering if I had time for a bath masty. But I also had to consider how long I would have to be gone before people asked questions. And what would they say when I came back still wet?
..From the bath
So yes, I would say he did.
We don't have a bath in our apartment, so when I was at a friends place tonight and they had a bath, I was pondering if I had time for a bath masty. But I also had to consider how long I would have to be gone before people asked questions. And what would they say when I came back still wet?
..From the bath
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The jizz doesn't mix with water and body hair very well, it has to be said - goes ultra sticky.
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Now the masty and jizz words are possibly ok nowadays but someone used retard and that is not on fellas
COYN
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Now the masty and jizz words are possibly ok nowadays but someone used retard and that is not on fellas
What about tard?
I like tautologies because I like them.
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"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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I am not young enough now that whenever I am alone, not in public and naked (and wet) I have to play with myself. Those days are gone. Sigh.
No brown sharks to play with either.
No brown sharks to play with either.
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You need some Matey Bubble Bath, then you can wash your willy as fast as you like and your mum won't know.
Junior822012-01-09 13:07:17
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
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Doesn't yours?
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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No. It's difficult when she's sitting behind him in the bath
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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No. It's difficult when she's sitting behind him in the bath
Tardistan - the only place where you can have a bath for two with your sister and mum at the same time.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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Getting your stereotypes mixed up there. We're the dumb ones, Adelaide are the inbreds.
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