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names
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hey guys im graduating and i need a cool name for the back of my hoodie . but i dont want just any name. i want it to be a play on words containing the word richard or john or stone
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Stonestorm!

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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charc wrote:
hey guys im graduating and i need a cool name for the back of my hoodie . but i dont want just any name. i want it to be a play on words containing the word richard or john or stone


A-stone-hit-my-dick-well-i-was-on-the-john.

I won't quit my day job.
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Richard Johnstone
 
Its a winner

Allegedly

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Dick Rocktoilet

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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I always thought the Viz name" Capt F*ckflaps" was quite good but may not be what you require.

EDIT: FFS I better log on to Forteantimes or Vickmeist will  kill me.
vickmeist2008-11-11 22:36:35
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Stone Dick Jack
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Tegal wrote:
Richard Johnstone
 
Its a winner




...TEGAL!!!


Three for me, and two for them.

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Happyted.
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how about a saying...I'm going to the JOHN because my DICK is is hard as a STONE
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I don't do puns.

However, there is a silly website called 'What's in a name' that I can't be bovvered to link to that might be helpful.
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If you are going to be wearing a hoodie, why not get "chav" on the back?
 
it will reiterate what everyone else is thinking

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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No one uses the word chav in NZ.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
No one uses the word chav in NZ.
 
Well put "Bogan" or "Guy Smith" then! They're basically the same meaning!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Johnny Stonedick ftw...

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"I can haz a hoody?"
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Does that go for "A" Mart too?  
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Hard News wrote:
"I can haz hoody"

The 'a' is redundant

Now that's just insensitive...bl C-Diddy.
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how about trying this: http://gangstaname.com/porn_name.php
 
I tried putting Richard Johnstone in and got Captain Slamm.
 
Sounds good to me!
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I tried it and got this: 

SLICK TICKLER
caseym2008-11-12 13:52:23
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I entered "Large Penis" into the name generator and got "Joel Griffiths" back. Funny that cos I also got the same when I entered "Hard News"!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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put in ricki herbert and got private muffmuncher
 
and in the pirate name generator for "Ahmed El**ch" (sorry for mentioning that prat) i got "Puffy Shirt George" (somewhat fitting dont you think)
frustr8dstriker2008-11-12 15:39:21


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Luiz Felepe Scholari
Frank Lampard
Michael Ballack
Didier Drogba
Michael Essian
Nicholas Anelka
 
There are a couple
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Buffon II wrote:
No one uses the word chav in NZ.
 
Yeah, its usually "Bro" or "Cuz" or "Dog"
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Frankie Mac wrote:
If you are going to be wearing a hoodie, why not get "chav" on the back?
 
it will reiterate what everyone else is thinking


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Lonegunmen wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
No one uses the word chav in NZ.
 
Yeah, its usually "Bro" or "Cuz" or "Dog"
 
Years ago a homie in Welly called me "dawg".  I just stared blankly at him while I computed whether I was being insulted, greeted, flattered or ridiculed.
 
He took this as an act of aggression.
 
It didn't end well.
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sad to hear it K-dawg
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Cheers Cosizzle.
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