Lost my phone on the road the other day,couldnt find it
anywhere. was walking up the road today, and theres a sign on
the lampost, lost phone ring this number. Rang it and the nice lady
said I can pick it up tommorrow.
Legend!
What shall I take her, I thought of money, I was gonna take booze if it was a bloke but it sounds like a youngish gal, any ideas?
Legend!
What shall I take her, I thought of money, I was gonna take booze if it was a bloke but it sounds like a youngish gal, any ideas?
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Chocolate. Or flowers...
Both.
And be on your best behaviour!!
Three for me, and two for them.
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To a youngish girl, maybe about 12ish? Flowers?
Could be a tad creepy
Wolfben2007-10-17 21:50:31
Could be a tad creepy
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Right...
See, i went right ahead and assumed that by young-ish you
meant you're age or around that. Not 12.
No f'kin idea then mate.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Im hoping shes around my age ;)
But I have a feeling shes about 12. Maybe just a $20
note.
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Yeah i'd say money would be the safest bet. But always be prepared
just in case.
Three for me, and two for them.
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maybe some lollies 
Or chocolate. mmm, chocolate...
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What a great story!
I think you should get her a Phoenix scarf .
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Thats the ultimate gift. Or the bear.
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Indeed. A retro-ricki, the gift that keeps on giving.
(in my case they keep on giving me hangovers).
(in my case they keep on giving me hangovers).
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Decided then. Give her a Retro Ricki shirt, with a Phoenix scarf, a
6 pack, and a signed picture of the YF crew bearing their ripped
bodies in -20 wellington weather.
Done.
Done.
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Thats far more interesting and thoughtful than the $20. 
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For the most part young people are selfish, vindictive little
sh*ts. Ones who carry out acts of selfless kindness should be
showered with rewards.
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For the most part young people are selfish, vindictive little
sh*ts. Ones who carry out acts of selfless kindness should be
showered with rewards.
Perhaps they (the young people ) in the "most part" only reflect the miserable, bitter, cynical and sanctimonious attitude of these whose youth has long flown the coop!
I agree though a little gift wouldn't go amiss!
Kiwi Jambo2007-10-18 10:55:10
The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.
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most people are c**ts, and that is a fact.
Where I work, there was a period of time where the 2
escalators into the building were not working, and 1 was completely
blocked off. This meant that people going up and down into
the building had to walk the narrow, stationary escalator. A
number of times I got to this escalator and saw people already
walking the opposite direction to me, leaving me with 2
options:
1) walk on regardless, and have that awkard, sideways shuffle
past when we crossed
2) stand back and wait for the people to complete their walk,
and then head off in my direction
Being a polite person (and a bit of a fat bastard), I took
option 2, letting people complete their walk before setting off
myself. Over the 2 days the escalators left us in this
situation, I must have stood back and let 10 people go before me -
guess how many said "thanks" or even acknowledged my act?
None
Not one c**t.
Now I am not expecting people to be so thankful that they drop
to their knees and suck me off, but a little head nod, or something
to acknowledge my gesture would have been appreciated.
But, as I said earlier, people are c**ts. Well done on
having the luck to have dealt with one of the few decent people
left Wolfben - make sure you let them know it is appreciated.
PS Please do not get me started on holding doors open for
females. GRRRRRRRRRRRR
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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For the most part young people are selfish, vindictive little
sh*ts. Ones who carry out acts of selfless kindness should be
showered with rewards.
Perhaps they (the young people ) in the "most part" only reflect the miserable, bitter, cynical and sanctimonious attitude of these whose youth has long flown the coop!
No, they're just spoilt c**ts.
Mostly.
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Yep Frankie, that would be right, just openning a door is bound to
offend some one, somewhere.
As for a present, why not give her a ticket to this Sunday's
game? You never know, you might convert her to a Nix fan and
encourage her family along as well!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Be a big $ reward then. Benny (and I assume his phone and
it's finder) are on the North Shore of Auckland.
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How about an update on the big date?
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Went round tonight, didnt quite manage the scarf, but I was wearing
the Phoenix shirt so that mustve impressed her. Was actually about
my age, not bad looking. Didnt say anything on the spot cause I
didnt want to look a tit, like usual, might send her a text over
the weekend :p
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Lucky bastard 
Three for me, and two for them.
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For the most part young people are selfish, vindictive little
sh*ts. Ones who carry out acts of selfless kindness should be
showered with rewards.
Perhaps they (the young people ) in the "most part" only reflect the miserable, bitter, cynical and sanctimonious attitude of these whose youth has long flown the coop!
I agree though a little gift wouldn't go amiss!
After nearly getting flattened whilst leaving the pub in Newtown last night by a couple of boy racers doing about a 140 k's in a souped up wankmobile with a muffler wider than the chimney at Marsden power station and sounding like and elephant sneezing , i have decided that you are right they are selfish little gits !
Kiwi Jambo2007-10-20 08:46:29
The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.
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I remember when going to Nelson to pick up a car I bought in
February last year, I left my wallet with $200 in it on a seat
outside the Ferry Terminal in Picton ... It was about 20 minutes
before I realised I had left it there, by that time I was in town
... so me and my mate raced back to see if it was there (looking at
all the seats cos we forgot what seat we were sittin on!), and as
we were nearing the terminal, these two Brazilians asked me if my
name was Brendon, I said yea and they handed over my wallet, still
with the $200 in it ... I was amazed and astounded, so naturally I
shouted them a few beers (could've been more than a few, but who
counts ) , and
also paid for both of them a night at the local backpackers
(where we also stayed)
) , and
also paid for both of them a night at the local backpackers
(where we also stayed)
Hooray for Brazilans ... and money and alcohol ... and girls
to an extent
Lysergic_Bliss2007-10-30 10:11:23
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