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On my own again

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Discover Fusion, rule the world.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If I ruled the world
Every day would be
The first day of Spring
Every heart would have
A new song to sing
And we'd sing of the joy
Every morning would bring

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Gordon Brown texture like sun...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hope she is ok...... There was just a 7.4 earthquake in Indo.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

might have been her jumping out of bed.

Just got a text from her and she didn't mention it so obviously not too bothered about it.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So she's not shaken but the experience?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
some pretty good ideas there (apart from volunteer at the zoo - I mean, wtf?) but nothing really grabs me.  The language idea is an interesting one, but about 15 years ago I learnt how to say "do you do it doggie-doggie" in 23 languages, and I don't really see the point in learning how to say anything else.
 
Sluts with guts has aroused my.........interest, although I am into more mainstream, normal porn - y'know, bukkake, women with horses, midgets, gingers women.
 
Cannot make where I live a castle, but I have started thinking about building a fort inside.
 
Keep these cracking ideas coming.
gingers woman ?
Does he know about  this and how many has he got?

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Last night I lay on the couch in my pants, drinking red wine and watching the Muppet take Manhatten - I am starting to wonder if this living alone thing isn't the greatest idea ever.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kiwi Jambo wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:
some pretty good ideas there (apart from volunteer at the zoo - I mean, wtf?) but nothing really grabs me.  The language idea is an interesting one, but about 15 years ago I learnt how to say "do you do it doggie-doggie" in 23 languages, and I don't really see the point in learning how to say anything else.
 
Sluts with guts has aroused my.........interest, although I am into more mainstream, normal porn - y'know, bukkake, women with horses, midgets, gingers women.
 
Cannot make where I live a castle, but I have started thinking about building a fort inside.
 
Keep these cracking ideas coming.
gingers woman ?
Does he know about  this and how many has he got?


Just the 1 - so hands off Frankie!

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
Last night I lay on the couch in my pants, drinking red wine and watching the Muppet take Manhatten - I am starting to wonder if this living alone thing isn't the greatest idea ever.
 
You've got a couch in your pants?

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Deal with your panini virtual  sticker album. Nineteen stickers (shakes head).
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I have started a game of Football Manager 2010, so that should kill a few days.  I was randomly put in charge of Coventry so made my first signing Mulligan, as he is an international player so must be good.  Looking forward to doing better than Coleman did in real life.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Just signed Rory Fallon as well - trying to make a little NZ in the midlands.
 
Looking to do a big clean of the flat tomorrow - 2 weeks of eating dinner out of the one saucepan means that I haven't had to do too much so far, but I am leaving dust-prints when I walk around now so better find the vacuum cleaner and see if I can get it to work.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You are such a mess.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well 2.5 weeks into my life of living single, and I have survived.  I have not killed anyone, cleaned any animals, or gone to any improv classes (although there is another one tomorrow - you never know....).  Actually, all I have done is lie around in my pants watching football.
 
If I can go 1.5 weeks without burning down the flat, losing my housekeys, crashing the car or flooding the bedroom and I will consider the whole thing a roaring success.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
OH.  MY.  GOD.
 
sky is broken in my place - I am beside myself with fear and worry.
 
4 more days to survive, then off to Dubai for a week of relaxing before the WC.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
needs more hair.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nearly made it.  One more night and then off to Dubai to meet the wife tomorrow.  Expecting loads of tears at Dubai airport when the wife casually mentions I've put on some weight in her absence.
 
Sky has been broken all this last week, so I have survived with no TV (even normal channels come through Sky) which has been an uphill battle, but I have come out the other end a better man.
 
My right forearm is now noticeably bigger than my left one.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Must be bee stings. Everyone knows your left handed.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I throw left handed, but wank right handed.

 

Not that the two are unrelated (as Bevan might find out in a couple of weeks).

Frankie Mac2010-05-28 01:31:30

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:

I throw left handed, but wank right handed.

 

Not that the two are unrelated (as Bevan might find out in a couple of weeks).



I'm the opposite.
I like tautologies because I like them.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I survived - thanks for all your thoughts and prayers.
 
Now to convince the wife to clean up all the mess and then cook me some breakfast.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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