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On my own again

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
On my own again

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
My wife has gone over to Indonesia for a month, leaving me living on my own again.  Apart from watching a frankly quite sickening amount of porn and trying to wallpaper the lounge with Pizza boxes, what should I do with myself?  I am thinking I should take up a hobby or the like to keep me from sitting round in my pants watching football, but to be honest the only thing that really interests me is sitting round in my pants watching football - a bit of catch-22 situation.
 
Any ideas appreciated.
Frankie Mac2010-05-05 20:39:32

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You could spend tomorrow ferrying ferrying OAPs to polling places

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Giving back to a community that gave me nothing???  I'll keep it in mind. 
 
I'm more interested in something that will last a month - might just buy Football Manager 2010 and be done with it.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I gave Buckle my copy to keep him amused and away from being stabbed in SA. Hard News2010-05-05 21:03:40

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kill a hippy.

Or is it hippie?
terminator_x2010-05-05 21:04:45

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
either or - spelling is not important.
 
I have never murdered anyone before, and I don't think I am the type of person who would enjoy it, although it is hard to confirm that without going through the process.  There is also a strong possibility that I would get caught (I'm not very smart) which would put my trip to the World Cup in doubt.
 
All in all, a bold suggestion although at this stage I am more likely to ferry OAP's to polling stations or play Football Manager.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
Giving back to a community that gave me nothing???� I'll keep it in mind.�
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I'm more interested in something that will last a month - might just buy Football Manager 2010 and be done with it.


This is how I acquired a PS2 and the FIFA games.

If She Who Must Be Obeyed decides to go to another part of the world for a few weeks/months it is totally unreasonable to expect 'is indoors to do nothing.

Given that hippy disposal is not a go-er (they breed prolifically anyway so you wouldn't achieve anything), FM2010 and other such amusements seems a sound investment.

In my case the alternative - get a red sports car and hang out in nightclubs trying to hit on young things - was a bit too costly.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Go watch an N Dubz Concert or go find a "housemate" for a month.CboZ2010-05-05 22:22:44
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Is a "housemate" a hooker??????  That would be expensive for a month.  Might just watch Pretty Woman instead.
 
I think I would look out of place at a N Dubz concert, what with being a grown up and all.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
I think I would look out of place at a N Dubz concert, what with being a grown up and all.


This. So much this.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Renovate your home into a castle.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Porn and football is about all one needs imo.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie, I will give you my subscription to sluts with guts if need be.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Arsenal wrote:
Porn and football is about all one needs imo.
 
 
Soccer AM?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
learn a language

Founder

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Play jumpers for goal posts 3 on Mousebreaker. The time will fly by.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
volunteer at the zoo... no not the YF one but the actual one where the animals are a little more tame
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
some pretty good ideas there (apart from volunteer at the zoo - I mean, wtf?) but nothing really grabs me.  The language idea is an interesting one, but about 15 years ago I learnt how to say "do you do it doggie-doggie" in 23 languages, and I don't really see the point in learning how to say anything else.
 
Sluts with guts has aroused my.........interest, although I am into more mainstream, normal porn - y'know, bukkake, women with horses, midgets, gingers women.
 
Cannot make where I live a castle, but I have started thinking about building a fort inside.
 
Keep these cracking ideas coming.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Take a Blue Square Premier team to European Champions on FM10.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
write the WC prediction article you tried fobbing off on me

Founder

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Feverish wrote:
write the WC prediction article you tried fobbing off on me
 
I thought you had a direct line to the celebrities in NZ - the best you can come up with is Thommo, Smithy and James Dean????????  Might has well have asked Blanket Man for all the insightful information you will get from that three.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm not sure you should dismiss the zoo volunteer option so quickly

I reckon with a bit of make up and use of the method-acting technique you could bring joy to hundreds of families and give one of the chimps a few weeks off

hell, do it well enough and you might inspire an Anthony Browne book
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I am not so much of a method actor as an improv.......er?????
 
I have actually seen an advert for an improv workshop every Thursday night which I have been threatening to go to for some weeks now.  I like the idea of being a tree then having to be a spanish waiter a few seconds later, followed by an angry child.  "Think on your feet, think on your feet".

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
that last bit could be a drag


you'd be obliged to get off your arse

which imo rather defeats the purpose of a month as boss of the housetigers2010-05-06 21:27:31
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
you guys don't think very wide... woman love animals and zoo volunteers get chased around the zoo by woman going aww and they are so full of cute overload they are very vulnerable and open. is way eaiser to pick up than having a dog

also... at the welly zoo the volunteers monkey wrangle (herd the tamarinds round on their walks) and most YF members are used to monkeys
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
tigers wrote:
I'm not sure you should dismiss the zoo volunteer option so quickly

I reckon with a bit of make up and use of the method-acting technique you could bring joy to hundreds of families and give one of the chimps a few weeks off

hell, do it well enough and you might inspire an Anthony Browne book


Apparently pandas (FM's fav animal) are so clueless as to how keep the species alive, they get shown panda porn to put them in the mood.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
Cannot make where I live a castle, but I have started thinking about building a fort inside.



I though you were living in the old Highbury?

Oh right you said it couldn't be a castle...

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
too lazy to get a stiffy and everyone fawns over them.  Bunch of bastards.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
kiwi pie wrote:

Play jumpers for goal posts 3 on Mousebreaker. The time will fly by.



lol played that game. disliked.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
too lazy to get a stiffy and everyone fawns over them.  Bunch of bastards.



                

yep I can actually understand why males might not like pandas. as a chick whn i see this i think awwwwww soooo cute. and I'm all in cuddle mode. a male isn't gonna get a look in
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
woman love animals


It's true, I saw it on the internet.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
I am not so much of a method actor as an improv.......er?????
 
I have actually seen an advert for an improv workshop every Thursday night which I have been threatening to go to for some weeks now.  I like the idea of being a tree then having to be a spanish waiter a few seconds later, followed by an angry child.  "Think on your feet, think on your feet".


I remember one famous actor was sent to a drama class as a child where all the children were told to become animals. So amongst the lions and the rabbits the actor spent a month as an iguana


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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I missed Improv class last night, but did spend too many hours sitting on the couch in my pants watching the election and drinking red wine.  I could get used to this.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Pretty good effort to bother with pants tbh

Allegedly

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
couch gets a bit itchy if I don't

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Take your couch outside and sell Big Issues from it.
You know we belong together...

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