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Pakistan floods - who gives what

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Pakistan floods - who gives what
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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This will have change but it's fascinating all the same. I believe this was at 10/08/2010.
dairyflat2010-08-12 09:34:03
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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I heard a number of American singers were combining to release a charity single for the floods.

It's called, Raindrops Keep Falling on Ahmed.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Funny how India isn't on that list.

Wonder where the money is going.. Pakistan is so full of corruption.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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Inda has so far refused to provide funding, or so I heard reported last night.
 
 
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Buffon II wrote:
I heard a number of American singers were combining to release a charity single for the floods.

It's called, Raindrops Keep Falling on Ahmed.
 
Poor taste but  nonetheless.
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Has New Zealand committed to giving aid? I will be upset if we don't.
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Paulinho wrote:
Inda has so far refused to provide funding, or so I heard reported last night.
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No surprise there.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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England should select Jesus for the next cricket test against Pakistan. He could walk all over them.
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Why did the Paki cross the road?

To get his 20m swimming badge.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Playing poker online and just upset the Paki at the table.

I told him a flush wiped out his full house.
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I was in a geography exam today. Couldn't remember a single thing about Pakistan.

Then it all came flooding back.

Three for me, and two for them.

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I didn't realise BBC News 24 did so many films.
Like last night, I watched a Bollywood version of 'Waterworld'.
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Wongo, please never encourage them again.
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Sorry, are we flooding your inbox?
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I was meant to be going on a holiday to Pakistan this month, but the travel agency I arranged it with suddenly changed it to a cruise.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
I was meant to be going on a holiday to Pakistan this month, but the travel agency I arranged it with suddenly changed it to a cruise.


You ignored the travel advisory too? Everyone tells me Pakistan is a rough place, but I sailed right through it.
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very bad taste guys. So many people have lost their lives, homes and have absolutely nothing.
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Yeah, i even lost my Paki girlfriend. Luckily there's plenty more in the sea.

Three for me, and two for them.

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That would never stop those two.
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Azevo wrote:
Funny how India isn't on that list.

Wonder where the money is going.. Pakistan is so full of corruption.


Listening to Radio National - India have sent a letter of consolation!

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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Guess they have be somewhat 'good' neighbors. (I wanted to insert something terribly vulgar here but resisted)



We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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Even atheists in Pakistan are apparently saying they wish the country was more Sunni.
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Not trying to get on a high horse here but it's quite disappointing to see grown men making jokes over something like this.

And yes, I hope NZ tries to aid the victims.
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loyalgunner wrote:
Not trying to get on a high horse here but it's quite disappointing to see grown men making jokes over something like this.


Fair enough. I did actually go to the library yesterday to do some research on Pakistan in lieu of the floods, i asked the librarian what encyclopedias would cover Pakistan. She replied "H to O".

Three for me, and two for them.

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loyalgunner wrote:
Not trying to get on a high horse here but it's quite disappointing to see grown men making jokes over something like this.

And yes, I hope NZ tries to aid the victims.
 
Well, what can you do really? Life is tragic. You either laugh or cry.
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Buffon II wrote:
loyalgunner wrote:
Not trying to get on a high horse here but it's quite disappointing to see grown men making jokes over something like this.


Fair enough. I did actually go to the library yesterday to do some research on Pakistan in lieu of the floods, i asked the librarian what encyclopedias would cover Pakistan. She replied "H to O".


Did you get that book on how to deal with flooding in Pakistan? The one written by Mustafa Dinghy?
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Robb wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
loyalgunner wrote:
Not trying to get on a high horse here but it's quite disappointing to see grown men making jokes over something like this.


Fair enough. I did actually go to the library yesterday to do some research on Pakistan in lieu of the floods, i asked the librarian what encyclopedias would cover Pakistan. She replied "H to O".


Did you get that book on how to deal with flooding in Pakistan? The one written by Mustafa Dinghy?


No, but i did see the one written be his less fortunate neighbour who has since drowned. Mustafa Puncture.

Three for me, and two for them.

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loyalgunner wrote:
Not trying to get on a high horse here but it's quite disappointing to see grown men making jokes over something like this.

And yes, I hope NZ tries to aid the victims.
 
Grown men? They seem pretty childish, and a bit racist to me.
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Saying something racist as a joke and being racist are two dfferent things.
 
David Foster Wallace's essay �Authority and American Usage� explains this well, along with the problems of hiding language in a futile attempt to hide attitudes. An excerpt:
 
 My own humble opinion is that some of the cultural and political realities of American life are themselves racially insensitive and elitist and offensive and unfair, and that pussyfooting around these realities with euphemistic doublespeak is not only hypocritical but toxic to the project of ever actually changing them. Such pussyfooting has of course now achieved the status of a dialect � one powerful enough to have turned the normal politics of the Usage Wars sort of inside out.
 
From one perspective, the history of PCE evinces a kind of Lenin-to-Stalinesque irony. That is, the same ideological principles that informed the original Descriptivist revolution � namely, the sixties-era rejections of traditional authority and traditional inequality � have now actually produced a far more inflexible Prescriptivism, one unencumbered by tradition or complexity and backed by the threat of real-world sanctions (termination, litigation) for those who fail to conform. This is sort of funny in a dark way, maybe, and most criticism of PCE seems to consist in making fun of its trendiness or vapidity. This reviewer's own opinion is that prescriptive PCE is not just silly but confused and dangerous.
 
Usage is always political, of course, but it's complexly political. With respect, for instance, to political change, usage conventions can function in two ways: On the one hand they can be a reflection of political change, and on the other they can be an instrument of political change. These two functions are different and have to be kept straight. Confusing them � in particular, mistaking for political efficacy what is really just a language's political symbolism ... � enables the bizarre conviction that America ceases to be elitist or unfair simply because Americans stop using certain vocabulary that is historically associated with elitism and unfairness. This is PCE's central fallacy � that a society's mode of expression is productive of its attitudes rather than a product of those attitudes � and of course it's nothing but the obverse of the politically conservative SNOOT'S delusion that social change can be retarded by restricting change in standard usage.
Cosimo2010-08-13 10:50:31
I like tautologies because I like them.
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steelo wrote:
loyalgunner wrote:
Not trying to get on a high horse here but it's quite disappointing to see grown men making jokes over something like this.

And yes, I hope NZ tries to aid the victims.
 
Grown men? They seem pretty childish, and a bit racist to me.


lol

Ironically that looks like a Paki drowning

Three for me, and two for them.

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My apologies. I did mean the jokes were a bit racist, not the people.
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Personally, I would laugh at and make similar puns regardless of the country / race.
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Colvinator wrote:
Personally, I would laugh at and make similar puns regardless of the country / race.
 
worldist!
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Colvinator wrote:
Personally, I would laugh at and make similar puns regardless of the country / race.
 
This. I laughed at similair jokes made about New Orleans (go the Saints), the Manawatu, and even my home province of the Bay of Plenty...even though I was caught in the flooding myself. I'm not racist, I'm an equal opportunity bastard
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Buffon II wrote:
Yeah, i even lost my Paki girlfriend. Luckily there's plenty more in the sea.


Hahahaha
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Would we get the same jokes had it happened in England?
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Wongo wrote:
Would we get the same jokes had it happened in England?
 
Nah, most of them wouldn't make sense
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Wongo wrote:
Would we get the same jokes had it happened in England?


Probably.

After all what is the capital of Pakistan?

Bradford.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Wongo wrote:
Would we get the same jokes had it happened in England?
 
ESPECIALLY if it happened in England.
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