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People we'd like to see eaten by sharks or gored..

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
People we'd like to see eaten by sharks or gored..
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
by Lions.

I nominated Robert Mugabe.
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I'd like to see all japanese pro-whalers gored by big marlin so they know whats it like to be speared
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Eaten by a shark or gored by a lion?

Or being eaten by a shark while being gored by a lion?

Now I'd pay good money to see that...
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hypocritical anti-whalers who still eat all sorts of other meats.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Vince Grella.
You know we belong together...

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
hippies
 
Pandas
 
Anyone who has ever been on (or even applied for) Big Brother
 
Russell Brand

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Just out of interest, what's your beef with Brand?

Fuck this stupid game

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he is not funny.

I read his book and watched a DVD of his live show and never raised a smile once.  He is the perfect example of tight pants over substance.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The creator of vuvuzelas. Those plastic tubes better not ruin my World Cup!
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Agree with what Frankie re: Brand and Footpaul re: Vuvuzelas.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Frankie Mac wrote:

I read his book and watched a DVD of his live show and never raised a smile once.  He is the perfect example of tight pants over substance.




Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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I've hated Brand for a long while and I'm happy to see others hate him as well.  He screws a lot of women, that's the only thing he does.  He brought Forgetting Sarah Marshall down considerably, not that it would've been great regardless.
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Frankie Mac wrote:
 
Anyone who has ever been on (or even applied for) Big Brother
 
Can we enlarge that to include anyone who's entered an "***** Idol" contest from around the various countries that run the show?  
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lonegunmen wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:
 
Anyone who has ever been on (or even applied for) Big Brother
 
Can we enlarge that to include anyone who's entered an "***** Idol" contest from around the various countries that run the show?  


exception Jennifer Hudson who is bloody talented
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ricki Herbet....






























i kid, i kid
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Justin Bieber
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Glenn Beck
I like tautologies because I like them.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cosimo wrote:
Glenn Beck


Na, but I think he needs to move to Comedy.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
or the Sci-Fi channel

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cosimo wrote:
Glenn Beck

But he has a blackboard of facts, and loves his country so much it brings him to tears.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mustached men with bald heads.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Product wrote:
Mustached men with bald heads.


Nuthin wrong with a bit of misplaced optimism is there?
E + R + O

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Product wrote:
Mustached men with bald heads.
 
May one ask why? As a shaven headed fella who has been known to sprout a Mo on occasions

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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If you met Jag i guarantee he would change your opinion on the matter Product. A shining light (and head ) to bald(ing) men everywhere.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
If you met Jag i guarantee he would change your opinion on the matter Product. A shining light (and head ) to bald(ing) men everywhere.
 
..and what exactly are you after then?
 
(p.s. Didn't get the chance to say hullo when your mob came to Pukekohe. Only saw the 2nd half of the game and had to bugger off straight after)

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Haha sorry i'm just in an unnaturally good mood. Can't for the life of me figure out why 

That's alright mate. We meet in the league soon i think anyway.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
Haha sorry i'm just in an unnaturally good mood. Can't for the life of me figure out why 

That's alright mate. We meet in the league soon i think anyway.
 
Ha Ha. No worries. Dunno if I'll make the trip across the Bridge to watch that one.
 
As for the good mood. Long may it continue

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
*** ****** for ripping off people in the Wellington football family....
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jag, I was think of Mark Sainsbury at the time but couldn't remember his name so went for a broader target.
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Product wrote:
Jag, I was think of Mark Sainsbury at the time but couldn't remember his name so went for a broader target.


So, are you calling Jag fat?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The Green Party
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Junior82 wrote:
Product wrote:
Jag, I was think of Mark Sainsbury at the time but couldn't remember his name so went for a broader target.


So, are you calling Jag fat?


Not a bad call, to be fair   

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wongo wrote:
The Green Party


..and make sure they have their flag back
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wongo wrote:
The Green Party


This this and more this.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jag wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Product wrote:
Jag, I was think of Mark Sainsbury at the time but couldn't remember his name so went for a broader target.


So, are you calling Jag fat?


Not a bad call, to be fair   




??

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lose the sideboards and he could be my twin brother

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Russell Norman, Keith Locke. The diving Italian cheat.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This thread is about to get popular

Allegedly

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