Aite, My mum is a midwife and when I was talking to her this morning she said this....
"Daniel, I want you to have lots of unprotected sex so I can have more clients"
Parenting at its best 
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as long as she lines up some nurses for ya
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as long as she lines up some nurses for ya
......and some penicillin
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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As long as you don't call any of them Tula the Hula whatever, gl kutgw.
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as long as she lines up some nurses for ya
he will need more than nurses!
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Reminds me of an ACDC song...
E + R + O
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..Only one?
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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I would never want to talk to my mum about sex. NEVER.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Reminds me of an ACDC song...
The Jack?
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Reminds me of an ACDC song...
The Jack?
of course...
E + R + O
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I would never want to talk to my mum about sex. NEVER.
got the same type of parents i do then
ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
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as long as she lines up some nurses for ya
......and some penicillin
Hate to be a nerd but...
penicillin would be no good. Inless you planned on getting syphilis, which I have heard is making a comeback. Azithromycin and ceftriaxone would be more useful for the clap and gonno though
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I would never want to talk to my mum about sex. NEVER.
You think I WANTED to.....?
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Leeds Chris, kill the gag why don't ya! BTW, syphilis is most definitely making a comeback.
If you want to have a pharmacology thread, I'll be more than happy to join in
If you want to have a pharmacology thread, I'll be more than happy to join in
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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as long as she lines up some nurses for ya[/QUOTE]
......and some penicillin
Hate to be a nerd but...
penicillin would be no good. Inless you planned on getting syphilis, which I have heard is making a comeback. Azithromycin and ceftriaxone would be more useful for the clap and gonno though
Is that right? Learn something new on here every day. I wont ask how you know of course!
[QUOTE=Jag]Leeds Chris, kill the gag why don't ya! BTW, syphilis is most definitely making a comeback.
If you want to have a pharmacology thread, I'll be more than happy to join in
If you want to have a pharmacology thread, I'll be more than happy to join in
Save it for the Pundamonium thread please - We're "gagging" for new puns!
Lonegunmen2008-07-27 17:47:05
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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