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Reoccurring dream (well, 2 nights...)

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Reoccurring dream (well, 2 nights...)

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I have had the same dream the last couple of nights, where the Neil Emblem keeps ringing me up and asking me to be a (very) over-age player in the NZ Olympic team at London 2012.  I keep telling him that I am very unfit, and not a good player, but he will not have a bar of it - he keeps telling me that he has been watching me for years, and sees me as the defensive midfielder, shielding the back four.  He has asked me to fly back to NZ for the team photo, but I am not keen (my sub-conscious self is a lot more modest than my real self).
 
Does anyone have any idea what this might mean? 
 
Better get to the gym at lunch time.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
I have had the same dream the last couple of nights, where the Neil Emblem keeps ringing me up and asking me to be a (very) over-age player in the NZ Olympic team at London 2012.� I keep telling him that I am very unfit, and not a good player, but he will not have a bar of it - he keeps telling me that he has been watching me for years, and sees me as the defensive midfielder, shielding the back four.� He has asked me to fly back to NZ for the team photo, but I am not keen (my sub-conscious self is a lot more modest than my real self).

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Does anyone have any idea what this might mean?�

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Better get to the gym at lunch time.


It means that you have been drinking too many pints.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You have a secret crush on Neil Emblen.
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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
Does anyone have any idea what this might mean?�
You think our national U23 team is absolute rubbish?

Fuck this stupid game

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
some interesting theories there, although I have rule out Leggy's - I had the dream after days without alcohol, and didn't have the dream last night after drinking. 
 
I couldn't actually tell you what Emblen looks like - bald is as close to a description I could give.  I couldn't think a team containing Ickle Micheal Eager is terrible - he is my favourite player of all time.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
At what point in your recurring dream do you realise that you are walking around without any trousers?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I always have a nice pair of slacks on in my dreams.
 
Haven't had the dream again, which a bit disappointing if I am going to be honest.  I haven't had any other dreams that I can remember, so not really a lot to add to this thread.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hey now hey now, this dream thread is over.

Allegedly

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
some interesting theories there, although I have rule out Leggy's - I had the dream after days without alcohol, and didn't have the dream last night after drinking. 
 
I couldn't actually tell you what Emblen looks like - bald is as close to a description I could give.  I couldn't think a team containing Ickle Micheal Eager is terrible - he is my favourite player of all time.
it's to much blood in the alcohol system is what it is
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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

So I haven't had anymore dreams about being selected for the Olympic squad, but last night I dreamt that I was checking my hair and there was none on the top of my head.  Just like that - bald on top.  As you can imagine, I was quite distraught (my hair is one of my top 15 features).

Luckily when I woke up, I was still follically endowed.  Massive sigh of relief.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This is what happens when you mock the homeless and those that want to help them with little bottles of conditioner and moisturiser.

#letthatbealessontoyou.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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