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Roller Derby

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over 12 years ago

Went last night at the ASB and it was pretty good fun.  My favourite player was Meat Train (I think I am in love).  If anyone is at a lose end on a Saturday night when it is on, I suggest heading on down

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

Been meaning to for a while. Whenever I see the posters I say ill go one day, but then never actively check (or remember) when the games are. 

Have heard its quite fun from others too.


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

My wife went, she is now a brutal pagent fan and her favourite player was princess slayer. I will be going next time.

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over 12 years ago

Went along for the first time last night. Some pretty awesome skills on show!

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over 12 years ago
Bullion wrote:

My wife went, she is now a brutal pagent fan and her favourite player was princess slayer. I will be going next time.

Slayer was very good, but she is no Meat Train

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

So this is like Rollerball without the spiked gloves or motorbikes?

 

I'm up for new sports. Whats the rules?

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over 12 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:

So this is like Rollerball without the spiked gloves or motorbikes?

 

I'm up for new sports. Whats the rules?

no idea what the rules are.  It seems to me that a few girls on roller skates jostle each other a bit while going round in a circle, then Meat Train smashes them all over and then gets sent to the penalty box, where she sits looking all saucy and that.  Other girls pick themselves up and look admiringly at Meat Train, while all the guys and lesbians in the audience (as well as all the girls who are ripe to being turned) swoon.  This goes on for about an hour before everyone goes home and spends the rest of their weekend re-evaluating their lives.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

I lolled

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 12 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:

So this is like < football with> motorbikes?

 

I'm up for new sports. Whats the rules?

Moto football is where it's at. see: http://www-twowheelsblog.com/post/327/two-wheel-soccer-moto-football-youd-better-believe-it

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 12 years ago
Jerzy Merino wrote:
[quote=ForteanTimes]

So this is like < football with> motorbikes?

 

I'm up for new sports. Whats the rules?

Moto football is where it's at. see: (correction)  http://www.twowheelsblog.com/post/327/two-wheel-soccer-moto-football-youd-better-believe-it

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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