Wonder if he wants to buy a football team and build a stadium ?
Watch out, it's a press gang! Some hot lady with a Russian accent buys you a drink in a bar, you feel a bit sleepy, and when you wake up you're in the torpedo hold of a battleship off the Crimean peninsula.
Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads
Yellow Fever - Misery loves company
Watch out, it's a press gang! Some hot lady with a Russian accent buys you a drink in a bar, you feel a bit sleepy, and when you wake up you're in the torpedo hold of a battleship off the Crimean peninsula.
Small price to pay for a hot date I say.

Auckland will rise once more
Watch out, it's a press gang! Some hot lady with a Russian accent buys you a drink in a bar, you feel a bit sleepy, and when you wake up you're in the torpedo hold of a battleship off the Crimean peninsula.
Small price to pay for a hot date I say.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
Watch out, it's a press gang! Some hot lady with a Russian accent buys you a drink in a bar, you feel a bit sleepy, and when you wake up you're in the torpedo hold of a battleship off the Crimean peninsula.
Small price to pay for a hot date I say.
I know this Russian neurosurgeon. She's smoking hot. We've emailed each other a lot and she wants to come over soon. I just need to send her a money order to buy the tickets.
Watch out, it's a press gang! Some hot lady with a Russian accent buys you a drink in a bar, you feel a bit sleepy, and when you wake up you're in the torpedo hold of a battleship off the Crimean peninsula.
Small price to pay for a hot date I say.
I know this Russian neurosurgeon. She's smoking hot. We've emailed each other a lot and she wants to come over soon. I just need to send her a money order to buy the tickets.
$120,000 Ugandan dollars
| 120,000.00 UGX | = | 54.5973 NZD |
| Ugandan Shilling | ↔ | New Zealand Dollar |
Wait... so the $1,000,000 nigerian dollars that the lawyer is going to send over to me from my dead great aunties will is only worth $450?
I'm gutted.
He's only stopping by on his way to Auckland for consultations with the ACFC board.
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
This is a seriously funny thread! Thanks for bringing a smile.
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
Heard a rumour he is here collecting dead hookers.
You probably also know where the bodies are burried Tegal.
You could always come clean, hand in your notice with collesium sport before it goes bust and get yourself a well paid job retrieving them?
Auckland will rise once more
Yawn. This man crush of yours is getting old and tiresome. Move on.
Allegedly
As Vader would say, if you make a comment expect to be called on it ;)
Auckland will rise once more
I don't really understand what I'm being called on.
Other than referencing A weird joke Cosmo made and for some reason that I apparently work for coliseum when I don't, which I assume is in reference to me enjoying the PLP service (though Who knows what that has to do with anything, and is hardly a crime for you to call me on)
But sure...good for you....
Allegedly
*takes ball and goes home*
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.