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Russian Billionaire in town with his fancy boat

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almost 12 years ago

Wonder if he wants to buy a football team and build a stadium ?

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almost 12 years ago


can he pay my footy subs

I LOVE LAMP

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almost 12 years ago

Wellski?

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almost 12 years ago

Watch out, it's a press gang! Some hot lady with a Russian accent buys you a drink in a bar, you feel a bit sleepy, and when you wake up you're in the torpedo hold of a battleship off the Crimean peninsula.


Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



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almost 12 years ago
Doloras wrote:

Watch out, it's a press gang! Some hot lady with a Russian accent buys you a drink in a bar, you feel a bit sleepy, and when you wake up you're in the torpedo hold of a battleship off the Crimean peninsula.

 

Small price to pay for a hot date I say.

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almost 12 years ago · edited almost 12 years ago · History

Heard a rumour he is here collecting dead hookers. 


Allegedly

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almost 12 years ago
You obviously associate with some interesting people Tegal



Auckland will rise once more

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almost 12 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:
Doloras wrote:

Watch out, it's a press gang! Some hot lady with a Russian accent buys you a drink in a bar, you feel a bit sleepy, and when you wake up you're in the torpedo hold of a battleship off the Crimean peninsula.

 

Small price to pay for a hot date I say.

I know this Russian neurosurgeon. She's smoking hot. We've emailed each other a lot and she wants to come over soon. I just need to send her a money order to buy the tickets.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
ForteanTimes wrote:
Doloras wrote:

Watch out, it's a press gang! Some hot lady with a Russian accent buys you a drink in a bar, you feel a bit sleepy, and when you wake up you're in the torpedo hold of a battleship off the Crimean peninsula.

 

Small price to pay for a hot date I say.

I know this Russian neurosurgeon. She's smoking hot. We've emailed each other a lot and she wants to come over soon. I just need to send her a money order to buy the tickets.

$120,000 Ugandan dollars
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almost 12 years ago
AJ13 wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
ForteanTimes wrote:
Doloras wrote:

Watch out, it's a press gang! Some hot lady with a Russian accent buys you a drink in a bar, you feel a bit sleepy, and when you wake up you're in the torpedo hold of a battleship off the Crimean peninsula.

 

Small price to pay for a hot date I say.

I know this Russian neurosurgeon. She's smoking hot. We've emailed each other a lot and she wants to come over soon. I just need to send her a money order to buy the tickets.

$120,000 Ugandan dollars


That's a sweet deal.

120,000.00 UGX = 54.5973 NZD
Ugandan Shilling New Zealand Dollar
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almost 12 years ago

Wait... so the $1,000,000 nigerian dollars that the lawyer is going to send over to me from my dead great aunties will is only worth $450?

I'm gutted.

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almost 12 years ago

He's only stopping by on his way to Auckland for consultations with the ACFC board.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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almost 12 years ago

This is a seriously funny thread! Thanks for bringing a smile.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 12 years ago · edited almost 12 years ago · History
Tegal wrote:

Heard a rumour he is here collecting dead hookers. 


You probably also know where the bodies are burried Tegal. 

You could always come clean,  hand in your notice with collesium sport before it goes bust and get yourself a well paid job retrieving them?


Auckland will rise once more

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almost 12 years ago

Yawn. This man crush of yours is getting old and tiresome. Move on. 


Allegedly

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almost 12 years ago

As Vader would say, if you make a comment expect to be called on it ;)


Auckland will rise once more

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almost 12 years ago

I don't really understand what I'm being called on. 

Other than referencing A weird joke Cosmo made and for some reason that I apparently work for coliseum when I don't, which I assume is in reference to me enjoying the PLP service (though Who knows what that has to do with anything, and is hardly a crime for you to call me on)

But sure...good for you....


Allegedly

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almost 12 years ago

*takes ball and goes home*

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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almost 12 years ago

Did he bail Terry out?

E + R + O

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