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Salmon's 1000th post party-all welcome

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon's 1000th post party-all welcome

Salmon swim upstream

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
in expectation of my 1000th post i'm getting the beers in- feel free to join me with pics of your favourite drinks, company and music- ill start with some refreshing pale ale:



we'll party here all day then head to the nix- whaddaya rex?


(sad i know)

Salmon swim upstream

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
and ill crank the easy skanking. BOP man can you hook us up?


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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wyners would be proud of how you've managed to turn into a post whore...
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
chocnut wrote:
Wyners would be proud of how you've managed to turn into a post whore...


thanks but its byo!

and i was too stoned to turn the music on:

fixed

and thats 999-freaky
Salmon072008-11-23 11:21:40

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
1000!


looks like its just you and me so far choc nut- how did you celebarte your 1000th?

beer bong? keg? strippers?

Salmon swim upstream

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Where the ladies at?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
kiwi pie wrote:
Where the ladies at?

oh- you want that type of party?  you bring them kiwi pie- im happily married

have some champers- i see rightstr is milling about he enjoys the finer things in life:


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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
man the way im going with this post whoring ill be at 2000 in no time:

best.bob. party.song.evah

"wailers will be there, the jam, the damned , the clash, maytalls will be there and dr freelgood too-no boring old farts will be there"

classic line

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon07 wrote:
and ill crank the easy skanking. BOP man can you hook us up?

Salmon as you well know you leave Rotorua to get away from those kind of parties, only returning to go to events like Ragamuffin! And im not from that part of Rotorua anyway

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
bopman wrote:
Salmon07 wrote:
and ill crank the easy skanking. BOP man can you hook us up?

Salmon as you well know you leave Rotorua to get away from those kind of parties, only returning to go to events like Ragamuffin! And im not from that part of Rotorua anyway


Rotorua has parts?

Salmon swim upstream

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon07 wrote:
chocnut wrote:
Wyners would be proud of how you've managed to turn into a post whore...


thanks but its byo!

and i was too stoned to turn the music on:



note too any prospective or ac tual employers: not actually stoned or drunk at this present time- this is like a make believe tea party for big kids like me

speaking of which beers are almost gone- whose shout?

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
happy 1k posting.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Scottishbhoy wrote:
happy 1k posting.


cheers
got a favourite drink or song to add?

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon07 wrote:
Scottishbhoy wrote:
happy 1k posting.


cheers
got a favourite drink or song to add?



and you have 7k posts- do you actually do anything in real ife- or is this your life now?


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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the 7k posting came from SPam United unfortunelty. My deeep and horrible past..

 

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
since noone else is shouting, i will. but my budget won'ty allow more premium ale:


i would've thought Hard News would smell the free beer by now



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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ah someone else reads the 365 forum then...

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:
Ah someone else reads the 365 forum then...


Offline during the day ffs



Happy 1k Samo
Buffon II2008-11-23 12:49:42

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Congratulations on your 1K post.
 
I remember the party I had when I had my 1000th post, went on for weeks. Woke up in a gutter before being rushed to hospital with alcohol poisoning. Ah, good times.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Total sausage fest. I'm outtahere.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

about bloody time - what took you so long? do you have a life or something?
I like tautologies because I like them.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cosimo wrote:

about bloody time - what took you so long? do you have a life or something?


sorry, popped out for fags (not) watched the u20's- so yes, i do get out and about a bit- glad to see the the party went on without me! howabout thosew girls they made my party- in fact have this one:

"Salvador Allende! General Pinochet! Pablo Neruda! Vicotr Jara! can you hear me Victor Jara! your girls took one hell of a beating!"



Salmon072008-11-23 15:39:50

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:
Ah someone else reads the 365 forum then...

yep its classic- LOL classic

but this idea hasn't really flown here!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon07 wrote:
ForteanTimes wrote:
Ah someone else reads the 365 forum then...

yep its classic- LOL classic

but this idea hasn't really flown here!


for example the beers ran out and noone took ownership of the juke box, while Kiwi Pie complained of a susage fest but didn't bother inviting football mum, smarah or mrs news

Salmon swim upstream

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
partys over (for today)


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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon07 wrote:
bopman wrote:
Salmon07 wrote:
and ill crank the easy skanking. BOP man can you hook us up?

Salmon as you well know you leave Rotorua to get away from those kind of parties, only returning to go to events like Ragamuffin! And im not from that part of Rotorua anyway


Rotorua has parts?
 
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tigers wrote:
Salmon07 wrote:
bopman wrote:
Salmon07 wrote:
and ill crank the easy skanking. BOP man can you hook us up?

Salmon as you well know you leave Rotorua to get away from those kind of parties, only returning to go to events like Ragamuffin! And im not from that part of Rotorua anyway


Rotorua has parts?
 


go home tigers, partys over

bop man never came through with the goods

Salmon swim upstream

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Am I too late?

I made a nice cake.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
NZgooner wrote:
Am I too late?

I made a nice cake.


nope not too late- the best parties always go for days- However i was a bit dubious about your cake and i cannot open the link bro'


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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon07 wrote:

tigers wrote:
Salmon07 wrote:
bopman wrote:
Salmon07 wrote:
and ill crank the easy skanking. BOP man can you hook us up?
Salmon as you well know you leave Rotorua to get away from those kind of parties, only returning to go to events like Ragamuffin! And im not from that part of Rotorua anyway
Rotorua has parts?

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go home tigers, partys overbop man never came through with the goods

Sorry I let everyone down guys, i feel horrendous

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon07 wrote:
NZgooner wrote:
Am I too late?

I made a nice cake.


nope not too late- the best parties always go for days- However i was a bit dubious about your cake and i cannot open the link bro'




Here, try the link. It is a lovely cake which I'd hate to waste.

http://upload.cnd.org/uploads/dir3/NE1000cake.jpg

And bopman, don't worry. I've got ya back this time.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago


Here's the cake. Looks good.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yomcat wrote:


Here's the cake. Looks good.
 
1029 actually

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yeah, I thought "..and many more" in Japanese would cover it?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Am I too late???
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy wrote:
Am I too late???
 
 
Where have you been all my life?
Whats your method for filtering?
 
Salmon072008-11-26 20:42:43

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
On the Rocks, Baby!!!
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Any chicks show up yet?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
kiwi pie wrote:
Any chicks show up yet?


beak of the devil:



naked chicks rolling around together -phwoarr!

Salmon swim upstream

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