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Short film ideas?

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Short film ideas?
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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Any ideas for a short film i'm doing for media studies?
Needs to be about 5 minutes long with minimal expensive props etc.
The more creative the better
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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Fly on the wall doco about removal men in Wellington ,a zig a zag a zig a zag  ,where do you want the piano missus !!
The props and actors already in place ,hills ,steps ,zigzagz ,blood sweat and tears and loads of bad language   !

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A short film about coming up with an idea for a short film.

Allegedly

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Debbie does Yellow Fever ?  Maybe should be Yasmin does Yellow Fever

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Fly on the wall doco about a panel beater ,Lord of the Dings !!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Time lapse of the fever this sunday.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Azevo wrote:
Time lapse of the fever this sunday.


I've actually been tempted to make a short doco about the Fever on gameday, just for fun.

Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kiwi Jambo wrote:
Fly on the wall doco about removal men in Wellington ,a zig a zag a zig a zag� ,where do you want the piano missus !!
The props and actors already in place ,hills ,steps ,zigzagz ,blood sweat and tears and loads of bad language � !


Been done already

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
sthn.jeff wrote:

Debbie does Yellow Fever ?� Maybe should be Yasmin does Yellow Fever



Mel McLaughlin in Yellow Fever 500!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:
sthn.jeff wrote:

Debbie does Yellow Fever ?  Maybe should be Yasmin does Yellow Fever



Mel McLaughlin in Yellow Fever 500!

 
I'm sure she'd end up with more diseases than yellow fever. 

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:
sthn.jeff wrote:

Debbie does Yellow Fever ?� Maybe should be Yasmin does Yellow Fever



Mel McLaughlin in Yellow Fever 500!



So how would you fill in the other 4 mins?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Bored housewife is at home, and needs to get her photocopier fixed.  At the same time, she needs to get her car fixed.  Male mechanic (with blond moustache) and HP photocopy repair guy (wearing only leather chaps) arrive at the same time - just as she has gotten out of the shower and the dog (in lederhossen) has run away with her towel.  They all go into the bedroom (where the photocopier and car are).  Photocopy repair guy and mechanic start making out, while the bored housewife fixes both the car and the photocopier (turns out it was just a paper jam in section 4G).
 
It is basically a story about female empowerment.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What happens to the dog?

                                                                        COYN    

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the dog is a metaphor for men and didn't really exist. 

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Obviously towel = pubic hair?

                                                                        COYN    

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I see you have never completed a women's study course.
 
The towel is nothing to do with public hair - she obviously got into a shower without sorting out a towel because she is a women and a bit stupid.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So a man who doesn't really exist makes away with the bored housewife's pubic hair?

Bunch of pre-verts all of you.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Make a movie about me.

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I <3 Nix wrote:
Make a movie about me Stalking Vinny Lia.
 
Sequel and prequel
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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I <3 Nix wrote:
Make a movie about me.
As a bored housewife?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I've never actually stalked Vinnie FYI.
 
Bored housewife?  Hmmm maybe not so much me.

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Do you own:
 
a) a Photocopier
b) a car
c) a dog
d) a towel
e) all of the above
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Do you own:
 
a) a Photocopier
b) a car
c) a dog
d) a towel
e) all of the above
 
 
I own a towel.

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Kiwi Jambo wrote:
Fly on the wall doco about removal men in Wellington ,a zig a zag a zig a zag  ,where do you want the piano missus !!
The props and actors already in place ,hills ,steps ,zigzagz ,blood sweat and tears and loads of bad language   !


Been done already


True twice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Bvd33V9dQ&feature=related

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I <3 Nix wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Do you own:
 
a) a Photocopier
b) a car
c) a dog
d) a towel
e) all of the above
 
 
I own a towel.
that is the one thing you don't need.
 
So that is settled then:
 
I <3 Nix is at home, and needs to get her photocopier fixed.  At the same time, she needs to get her car fixed.  Smithy(with blond moustache) and Hard News (wearing only leather chaps) arrive at the same time - just as she has gotten out of the shower and Feverish (in lederhossen) has run away with her towel.  They all go into the bedroom (where the photocopier and car are).  Smithy and Hard News start making out, while I <3 Nix fixes both the car and the photocopier (turns out it was just a paper jam in section 4G).
 
I'd pay to watch that.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well...No sleep for me tonight. Cheers.

Allegedly

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That made my night Frankie, well done.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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about 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yeah,its quite continental - having your towel removed.

                                                                        COYN    

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Edit - changed my mind about sharing that story.I <3 Nix2012-03-23 21:15:36

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
I <3 Nix wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Do you own:
�

a) a Photocopier

b) a car

c) a dog

d) a towel

e) all of the above

�

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I own a towel.


that is the one thing you don't need.
�

So that is settled then:

�

I <3 Nix is at home, and needs to get her photocopier fixed.� At the same time, she needs to get her car fixed.� Smithy(with blond moustache) and Hard News (wearing only leather chaps) arrive at the same time - just as she has gotten out of the shower and Feverish (in lederhossen) has run away with her towel.� They all go into the bedroom (where the photocopier and car are).� Smithy and Hard News start making out, while I <3 Nix fixes both the car and the photocopier (turns out it was just a paper jam in section 4G).
�

I'd pay to watch that.


Would I be fixing the photocopier and car whilst naked? Seemingly I lose my towel and thus will not be dry either. Dangerous with electronics.

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Some sort of disclaimer seems appropriate.And maybe a rating?

                                                                        COYN    

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I <3 Nix wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:
I <3 Nix wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Do you own:
 

a) a Photocopier

b) a car

c) a dog

d) a towel

e) all of the above

 

 

I own a towel.


that is the one thing you don't need.
 

So that is settled then:

 

I <3 Nix is at home, and needs to get her photocopier fixed.  At the same time, she needs to get her car fixed.  Smithy(with blond moustache) and Hard News (wearing only leather chaps) arrive at the same time - just as she has gotten out of the shower and Feverish (in lederhossen) has run away with her towel.  They all go into the bedroom (where the photocopier and car are).  Smithy and Hard News start making out, while I <3 Nix fixes both the car and the photocopier (turns out it was just a paper jam in section 4G).
 

I'd pay to watch that.


Would I be fixing the photocopier and car whilst naked? Seemingly I lose my towel and thus will not be dry either. Dangerous with electronics.
 
Yes - continuity is very important in films.  This will double as both a story about female empowerment, and a safety film about the dangers of sparks hitting nipples when repairing electronic equipment when both naked and wet.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
racEr wrote:
Any ideas for a short film i'm doing for media studies?
this place is no good to you pal.

Fuck this stupid game

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almost 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
TopLeft07 wrote:
racEr wrote:
Any ideas for a short film i'm doing for media studies?
this place is no good to you pal.



Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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