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Stand up comedy in Wellington

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over 12 years ago

On Monday 5th August one of the Yellow Fever family will be doing stand up comedy at Fringe Bar as part of Raw Meat Monday, and I shall be there to watch and support.  Suggest you all do the same.

http://thefringebar.co.nz/newspost/raw-meat-monday/

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

I'm going to be away otherwise would have been keen. Good luck to whoever it is. It's not easy to get up in front of an audience and tell jokes.

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Rise up, Wellington!
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over 12 years ago


Will they be explaining their gags, Frankie?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago

the gags i have heard (well, the same gag on 2 different occassions) need no explanation.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago


So they're quite cerebral jokes then?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago

Who is it?

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 12 years ago

So now we have an in joke about a joker who jokes?

Respect.

E + R + O

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over 12 years ago
Jeff Vader wrote:

Who is it?

Come on the 5th and see

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

"Hot legs! When's opening time?"

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 12 years ago

I thought this was a thread about last season...

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 12 years ago
Smithy wrote:

I thought this was a thread about last season...

My memories of last season are more like a Pantomime rather than a comedy...

PASTON: Where's the ball?

AUDIENCE: Behind You! Behind You!

You could call it a Pasto-mime!!!

 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:
Smithy wrote:

I thought this was a thread about last season...

My memories of last season are more like a Pantomime rather than a comedy...

PASTON: Where's the ball?

AUDIENCE: Behind You! Behind You!

You could call it a Pasto-mime!!!

 


Nice bit of Pasto-Baiting..
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over 12 years ago

I know who it is!

Should be a fun night ...

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over 12 years ago

Will there be a gag sheet so I can follow it word for word?

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over 12 years ago
Bevan wrote:

I know who it is!

Should be a fun night ...

Are they Ginger?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago

Told the wife, she is very excited and will be coming along as well. That means a crowd of at least 3

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

not long to go for this, so thought it was worth another bump.  Mad props to the person doing this - takes a lot of courage to stand up in front of strangers and try to make them laugh - so hopefully a load of people from here will get along to support them. 

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:
Bevan wrote:

I know who it is!

Should be a fun night ...

Are they Ginger?

they are not ginger (unless they have dyed their hair since I saw them last week).

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

The Fringe bar has changed location.

It is now at 26 Allen St (formerly the Kiwi pub, formerly the Courtenay Arms, etc.)

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over 12 years ago

It obviously had to move to a bigger location - good signs.

Hopefully loads of people will get out to have a look at this tonight, supporting one of the fever's biggest supporters since day 1.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

Is it Steve-O?


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

no. 

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

So normal folk would just say who it is and when they are playing. Unless it's you what's the  problem?  I support kiwi comedy and it really needs help. So stop being a twat and just say who it is. Stand-up comedians need all the help they can get - you are not helping

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over 12 years ago

Nobody would even know which act the YF person is. Hard to have incentive to turn up to support someone if you don't even know who it is or which act it is. 

Good on whoever it is though. Something I've always wanted to do but never had the balls to. 


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:

So normal folk would just say who it is and when they are playing. Unless it's you what's the  problem?  I support kiwi comedy and it really needs help. So stop being a twat and just say who it is. Stand-up comedians need all the help they can get - you are not helping

Really?

It is not me, it is Bevan.  Satisfied?

By not saying who it was, and having the odd person guess (and me respond) it was keeping the thread bumped and at the top of the page. I didn't think that people were going to go or not go based on who it was from here (no offence Bevan) so didn't think I was being a twat about it.

Look forward to seeing you there tonight FT - I will buy you a beer.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
ForteanTimes wrote:

So normal folk would just say who it is and when they are playing. Unless it's you what's the  problem?  I support kiwi comedy and it really needs help. So stop being a twat and just say who it is. Stand-up comedians need all the help they can get - you are not helping

Really?

It is not me, it is Bevan.  Satisfied?

By not saying who it was, and having the odd person guess (and me respond) it was keeping the thread bumped and at the top of the page. I didn't think that people were going to go or not go based on who it was from here (no offence Bevan) so didn't think I was being a twat about it.

Look forward to seeing you there tonight FT - I will buy you a beer.



ffs I don't think I can make it it.

If I'd known fucking earlier of course I would go and see Bevan!!!! If you'd not titted around and  just said "Bevan is doing comedy" me and vickmeist would have been there.

ffs sometimes you do my head in frankiemac

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over 12 years ago

ffs if you'd just asked me earlier who it was I would have ffs told you ffs.


 

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History

..


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

Is Fortean Times the same person as Jeff Vader?  No, so fuck off.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

Well, I've never seen them in the same room as one another. So I'm not ruling anything out.


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago
Smithy wrote:

I thought this was a thread about last season...


A bit late, but could be Bevan trying to sing "Stand Up" to the tune of Go West?

Anyway, hope it goes well Bevan! Break a leg or whatever it is that comedians do these days.
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History
[quote=Frankie Mac]

Is Fortean Times the same person as Jeff Vader?  No, so fuck off.

[/quote
what the f&ck does that mean? ]Well done you f^cked up Bevan's mic night.

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ForteanTimes wrote:
[quote=Frankie Mac]

Is Fortean Times the same person as Jeff Vader?  No, so fuck off.

[/quote
what the f&ck does that mean? ]Well done you f^cked up Bevan's mic night.

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over 12 years ago

fucked it up?  This thread is a hive of activity at the moment, creating the kind of buzz around the event that Bevan could have only dreamed of (no offence Bevan).  With the increased numbers expected tonight, I wouldn't be surprised if Bevan is as nervous now as when he came back to our shared room in SA and found that I pushed the beds together.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:

fucked it up?  This thread is a hive of activity at the moment, creating the kind of buzz around the event that Bevan could have only dreamed of (no offence Bevan).  With the increased numbers expected tonight, I wouldn't be surprised if Bevan is as nervous now as when he came back to our shared room in SA and found that I pushed the beds together.



oh go away

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over 12 years ago

tough weekend FT?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

This thread is setting a very high standard for Bevan to beat.


Unless, of course, this is all just a piece of post-modern performance art actually orchestrated by Bevan, in which case, well done - fucking brilliant!


Very entertaining either way.



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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History
Frankie Mac wrote:

tough weekend FT?



yep my weekends are always tough. That's the job i do.

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History

thank you very much, you've been a great audience, don't forget to tip your waitress.

yep my weekends are always tough. That's the job i do.

Awwwww, bless.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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