Stupid Rap Lyrics

"You was more than my girl, we was like brothers" - P Diddy

"Middle finger to the law n*gga grippin my balls" - Jay Z 

Anything from Vanilla Ice and Eminem

"So we put our hands up like the ceiling can’t hold us. Like the ceiling can’t hold us" - Macklemore

Not Rap:

"I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me" - Charlene

"He was born to be alive" - Patrick Hernandez

Not stoopid either!

Grrrr!

Hey lady, you, lady, cursin' at your lifeYou're a discontented mother and a regimented wifeI've no doubt you dream about the things you never doBut I wish someone had a talk to me like I wanna talk to youOoh I've been to Georgia and California, oh, anywhere I could runTook the hand of a preacherman and we made love in the sunBut I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me
Please lady, please, lady, don't just walk away'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone todayI can see so much of me still living in your eyesWon't you share a part of a weary heart that has lived a million liesOh I've been to Nice and the isle of GreeceWhere I sipped champagne on a yachtI moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've gotI've been undressed by kings and I've seen some thingsThat a woman ain't s'posed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lieA fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to beBut you know what truth is?It's that little baby you're holding, and it's that man you fought with this morningThe same one you're going to make love with tonight. That's truth, that's love
Sometimes I've been to cryin' for unborn childrenThat might have made me completeBut I, I took the sweet life and never knew I'd be bitter from the sweetI spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that cost too much to be free
Hey lady, I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me
I've been to paradise - never been to me(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)I've been to paradise - never been to me(I've been to Nice and the isle of GreeceWhile I sipped champagne on a yacht)I've been to paradise - never been to me(I've been to cryin' for unborn children )(Fade)

Not stupid, no.

Inane, facile, vacuous, but not stupid.

"Tarzan Boy" - Baltimora (I liked this in young adult-hood dayz)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy

Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon

Jungle life
I'm living in the open
Native beat that carries on

Burning bright
A fire that blows the signal to the sky
I sit and wonder does the message get to you

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other world

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

pubic hairs looking like some sour cream dip

I mean how is that even possible ohh I see what they did there

Thankyou for your correction!

"Is a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do, hey baby I think I want to marry you" - Bruno Mars

"You say it best when you say nothing at all" - Ronan Keating (try saying that to a woman, you'll get slapped as you're effectively telling her I shut up. But when Ronan says it its 'romantic')

Super nintendo, sega genesis, when i was dead broke man i couldnt picture this...

Informer, ya' no say dadda me Snow me I'll go blame, 
A licky Boom Boom Down

"Got the Gold Coast with me, I get busy down in brizzy, they see me, they on the D-Low" - Scribe

"H to the izz-o, V to the izz-a, fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA" - Jay Z

Pretty much this entire song.

"I'm hot cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you're not"

"In a French ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants".

"We get this bitch shaking like Parkinson's."

"Black girls drinking white wine, put my fist in her like a civil rights sign."

Kanye West. Magnificent.