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Thanks qantas thread - now with more LOLs

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Thanks qantas thread - now with more LOLs
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Fark you qantas. That is all.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Are you still in Welly?
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yes. Flight delayed by 2.5 hours due to engine problems. Odds on that we crash somewhere in the tasman. Smiff and news are on air nz. They were meant to leave 30mins after us but are gonna arrive 2 hrs before us.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If anyone deserved delays it was them.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
arf. They have just given us food/drink vouchers. Score.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
can't even use the stupid vouchers at the bar. f**k you qantas.
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Don't Qantas sponsor the socceroos? Karma!
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
now delayed until 8:30. GGF qantas. 5.5 hours late. Fml.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Huh. That's just stupid. Surely it would be easier to pull a plane down from Auckland. They must have one.

If not. Start a ruckus.Stefan2010-05-23 18:37:44
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
LOL that's f**king crap for you guys, I'd be expecting a refund on that way.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
they are flying a plane down from auckland for us. Me and el gap just stole 4 beers from qantas lounge.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
2ndBest wrote:
they are flying a plane down from auckland for us. Me and el gap just stole 4 beers from qantas lounge.


What if they don't let you on board due to intoxication?

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wellington airport is the most exciting place in the world. Thank you qantas for this amazing experience.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
At least you have free wifi.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the trials and tribulations of the dynamic duo are certainly adding a bit of interest to my Sunday night

i guess it could be a whole lot worse, it could be match day
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
no they don't cboz. my monthly charge is gonna be through the roof.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
scored free cashews. I reckon the bar tender thinks we are too drunk.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Will you be able to check in to wherever you're staying once you're actually in Aus?
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Free cashews. Fark yeah.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
put Dale in a wheelchair and have him dribble down his front like a spaz. El Grap can push him the airport.

Founder

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm pretty sure wellington airport has free WIFI, It Did this time last week.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
bar has closed. Me and el gap resorted to buying jim beam at duty free and mixing with coke from vending machine. classy.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This is keeping me well entertained ahead of my flight tomorrow morn. Keep it up.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sound like a few alcoholic's there. Although then again having to wait for ages is probably driving you to drink.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
fact, probably gonna drink like a race horse on the way over. Bourbon finished. What next......
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Go chat up a hot cougar.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tequilla
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
on plane. f**k you qantas. Go die a painful death
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
They are pretty sh*t, this mechanical failure has happened to my dad a few times. Entertaining thread though
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
drink them dry

Founder

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
^ Do that.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wonder how they went. haha

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
drunk them dry. Had to buy bourbon from duty free to keep us going, 13 hours later we have finally checked in.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Are you awake yet EG and 2B?
 
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Are you awake yet EG and 2B?
 
 
 
Still fast asleep, spooning each other tenderly
I like tautologies because I like them.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Outstanding thread!
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cosimo wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Are you awake yet EG and 2B?
 
 
 
Still fast asleep, spooning each other tenderly
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Cosimo wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Are you awake yet EG and 2B?
 
 
 
Still fast asleep, spooning each other tenderly
 
 
2B will get a nice surprise when EG gets his morning wood
I like tautologies because I like them.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A horrific experience you've been unfortunate enough to experience?
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