The Duck Joke
The Duck Joke
Duck walks into a bar and says to the Barman,"A loaf of bread
please"
The Barman replies "Sorry mate this a bar and we don't sell bread here, only beer"
"OK "says the duck and leaves.
The next day the same duck walks into the bar and says"A loaf of bread please"
" Look mate"replies the Barman a little annoyed,"I told you yesterday,we don't sell bread,we sell bloody beer!"
"OK" says the duck and leaves.
The next day who should walk up to the bar, but the duck.
"Yes" said the Barman,somewhat irate.
"A loaf of bread please"says the duck.
At which point the Barman grabs the duck round his neck and says "WE SERVE BEER AND BEER ONLY IN THIS BLOODY BAR,IF YOU EVER COME IN HERE AGAIN AND ASK FOR A LOAF OF BREAD,I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!!!
"OK " says the duck and left.
The very next day the duck walks back in the bar.
"Jeez" says the Barman,"What do you want?"
" Do you have any nails?" says the duck.
" No we bloody don't" was the reply.
"Can I have a loaf of bread please"
The Barman replies "Sorry mate this a bar and we don't sell bread here, only beer"
"OK "says the duck and leaves.
The next day the same duck walks into the bar and says"A loaf of bread please"
" Look mate"replies the Barman a little annoyed,"I told you yesterday,we don't sell bread,we sell bloody beer!"
"OK" says the duck and leaves.
The next day who should walk up to the bar, but the duck.
"Yes" said the Barman,somewhat irate.
"A loaf of bread please"says the duck.
At which point the Barman grabs the duck round his neck and says "WE SERVE BEER AND BEER ONLY IN THIS BLOODY BAR,IF YOU EVER COME IN HERE AGAIN AND ASK FOR A LOAF OF BREAD,I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!!!
"OK " says the duck and left.
The very next day the duck walks back in the bar.
"Jeez" says the Barman,"What do you want?"
" Do you have any nails?" says the duck.
" No we bloody don't" was the reply.
"Can I have a loaf of bread please"
It's old and smelly but it still gets a chuckle.
I mean the joke, not my old fella!
kiwi pie2007-07-27 09:50:19
Is this a Cardiff joke that i dont get because its not funny
heres a better ducks joke - A guy walks into a bar holding
three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After
talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to
use the restroom.
The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"
"Huey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?"
"Duey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?"
The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."
The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"
"Huey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?"
"Duey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?"
The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."
Is this a Cardiff joke that i dont get because its not funny
No it's a universal joke that you don't get,because you've had a humour bypass.
A piece of string walks into a bar.
He sits down and asks the bartender for a beer
"Sorry, we don't serve string in here"
The piece of string gets up and goes outside.
He messes up the top of his hair with a comb and ties a bow in himself and walks back in.
"Look, I told you we don't serve string here, and you're a piece of string aren't you?"
So the piece of string answers:
"No, actually I'm a frayed knot."
He sits down and asks the bartender for a beer
"Sorry, we don't serve string in here"
The piece of string gets up and goes outside.
He messes up the top of his hair with a comb and ties a bow in himself and walks back in.
"Look, I told you we don't serve string here, and you're a piece of string aren't you?"
So the piece of string answers:
"No, actually I'm a frayed knot."