On another matter, anyone know when the Olympic Qualifiers start? I hope it ends with New Zealand First
The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread
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I'd like to Scotch that rumour I was only Moderately lagered... luckily that was about 2:00 AM and there were only 3 or 4 us left.
Tru Jag, hopefully this thread will haunt a few people and getting them adding to it. harry appears to have ghosted off.
Who needs me when we have a bolter-guest in the form of Kiwi Jambo?! He got my head spinning with that post. Freakin' great!
I think we should stick with politics... without wanting to sound Brash, there's a lot Moore potential, and we could keep going on it for a Lange time... I may be (Patsy) Wong though.
I don't think you are Lord-ing it over us at all, Chris. We have a common(s) aim to get as much out of a thread as we can - even if sado's like me have to draw upon Westminster for inspiration! It Mace ound corny in NZ, but we have rejected first past the post - this is a combined punning effort!HarryHotspur2008-02-22 12:54:26
I wonder what the bill would be? The reformed pun thread bill? No doubt the green party would be behind us. We've expelled lots of hot air but no green house emissions!
Politicians. They're all B'Stards....
Ain't that the truth. Amen !
We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them een the trenches.
But when the beaches get tired of fighting in the trenches, we may have
a problem...
An historial speech that pulled a country together and now we have politicians trying to pull our own country apart as well as making sure they've feathered their own nest.
No puns? That's punthetic people, get those puns on here now!
After last nights awards, there should be a whole new batch of puns, such as "The drinks are on Nickle"!! Lonegunmen2008-02-25 18:56:31
Did Hard News get a little "Cross" when nobody would buy him a drink?
I'd like to Scotch that rumour I was only Moderately lagered... luckily that was about 2:00 AM and there were only 3 or 4 us left.
Hard News2008-02-26 17:04:05
Good to see you're squash-ing rumours before they gete out of hand.
Anyone see any Black Russians at the function?
Sounds like everyone was in good spirits. Haven't heard any wines about anything.
Don't worry, someone's bound to pop in with a cheap shot!
I can't beer to think that would happen (said in best antipodean accent).
That was a rather "dry" pun, dryer than Bond's martini!
As dry as a monkey's posing pouch, to quote Sir Edmund (that's Blackadder, not Hillary).
Back to the theme...the puns just schnapps out, almost unwittingly.
Back to the theme...the puns just schnapps out, almost unwittingly.
That's the Spirit, a full measure at least.
Spirit, you say? Hmm.......
I though the spectre of dropping out of sight was hovering over our wee thread, but I should have realised that there wasn't a ghost of a chance of that happening. Things looked grave for a while, but, hopefully, this will bring it back from the dead..
I though the spectre of dropping out of sight was hovering over our wee thread, but I should have realised that there wasn't a ghost of a chance of that happening. Things looked grave for a while, but, hopefully, this will bring it back from the dead..
Tru Jag, hopefully this thread will haunt a few people and getting them adding to it. harry appears to have ghosted off.
The Spectre of another nightmarish own ghoul by the board weeji (ouija) is enough to scare any phoenix Phan(tom)! so im off down the pub with my mate Frank for a couple of (en)Stein lagers as i need a bloody couple of pints and if i were to wolf down two or three of pies as well that would be simply super and natural to me so to hell with the lot of you!!
Who needs me when we have a bolter-guest in the form of Kiwi Jambo?! He got my head spinning with that post. Freakin' great!
This thread is giving me the Sheets!!!
Get out the transfer discussion thread for some good nose puns
This thread still has some Aura about it - my Clairvoyant told me so. She said it hasn't passed over yet!
Passed? Why didn't you say? We can lob in many more puns. It may drive ourselves silly, but the whole point about this beautiful game is that we set our selves some goals. I am sure there are one-two of you that want to keep it going?
yeah Harry, I think they're ghost writers, we hardly see anyone other than a hard core 5 on this thread. I was hoping for more people to join in and be caught up in the spirit of the thread.
Nice one H.
What we need is a volley of puns so that this old thread can head up the rankings again. We're not calling full time on this baby just yet. Not that we want to get offside with anybody, maybe some new people could put aside some extra-time to think up some puns
I reckon the key is to think outside the box when coming up with a pun. There is no intimidation as we do not referee the quality of puns, although applause can sometimes be seen. I ask people to step-over the threshold of this thread and participate.
Hmmmm have to rethink the puns, we're moving in a 433 formation at the moment, gotta make sure mark Shields isn't refereeing this one.
Yup, c'mon folks. Don't be a dummy and stand watching on the sidelines. There's no defence for not participating, we won't get cross. Jump in boots and all and give it your best shot.
Sod this! Wake up out there in Internet land. Here's your chance to score!
Careful not to back people into a corner. They may get defensive. Don't want to be turfed out for going over the top (see what it did to Eduardo....).
This thread seems to have a fresh pair of legs up its sleeve !
Well never one to stand on the sidelines i will try my Best to play on but may need some extra time in association with the Laws of the game ,still im dribbling with anticipation even though the penalty's will be severe and could cause me even more Heart trouble !
Well never one to stand on the sidelines i will try my Best to play on but may need some extra time in association with the Laws of the game ,still im dribbling with anticipation even though the penalty's will be severe and could cause me even more Heart trouble !
It's studded with some very good puns. I'll get me coat before you get the red card out!
We have an Arsenal of puns to Spur(s) people on. United we stand or the City will fall. It will be Hull of a mission (that's for Ed), not one to Bolton as an after thought, Norwich we should view as a trifling matter. Forfar into the future may this thread go...
Rovers over the thread .....and I reckon it a county ahead of it's nearest derby match. Albion the pun thread for a while.
I'm sure you all know a sub-editor's finest moment after a surprise result in the scottish cup years back:
SuperCaledoniangoballasticRangersareatrocious.
SuperCaledoniangoballasticRangersareatrocious.