Fu canal, me old China!
Yeah. He's probably sailing right into Victoria Harbour as we speak.
The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread
Fu canal, me old China!
Fu canal, me old China!
Yeah. He's probably just sailing right into Victoria Harbour as we speak.
You should be docked points for that one Stevo.
Or given a Dutch Treat. And you Can-ad-a Chile to his next meal and make it hot-spur for him.
You should be docked points for that one Stevo.
Somone of that calibre should be given a wide Berth. I'm sure there is many Moore where that came from.
From Blackadder, Series One:
"By the autumn of the Year of Our Lord, 1495, the Black Plague once again howled westwards across Europe from the Indies, carried by seamen and entering England by the South West Passage. Each day, thousands died. Village after village disappeared in its evil wake, and not even the best and noblest escaped its horror."
That last post was a real turn of the tide...
Neap and tidy it was.
Port-aste if you ask me.
Is that because you are a punning starboard of inferior efforts to your own? 
Can we sink this pun topic? I f**king hate sailing.
ahoy there, shiver me timbers!!
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Well folks, Stevo has certainly left Bismark on this thread. That is a Titanic confession he has presented us with...
I think he's a Pacific Princess myself.
I still hate f**king sailing. But if you guys enjoy it so much:
Ummm Where's the pun? Sunk without a trace. Must've torpedoed this thread.
I still hate f**king sailing.� But if you guys enjoy it so much:
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Can't stand it myself either Stevo, but no subject is beyond the punning treatment. They'll be no rigging of this thread from me, until someone presents a new tack...
I'm knot a fan of boat racing either - Rich boys with their plastic toys. Too much vibration I guess.
Nice to see this thread's still in Ship-shape, I was worried I'd be over-oared...
We have a flare for saving this thread!
There'd be Fireworks if you didn't... (flare, fireworks...? anyone...?)
Mind you Lonegunman you do send out fairly bright signals...
Thanks, nice of you to parachute flare in! A real thread lifesaver!
There'd be Fireworks if you didn't...� (flare, fireworks...? anyone...?)
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Mind you Lonegunman you do send out fairly bright signals...
Arson, you are on to something here. I say, Rocket, GI Joe.
You know what GI Joe said when he saw Malabu Barbie run naked into some bushes? "I am going in for a look!"
I guess you'd have to have had a GI Joe toy in the laste 60's to appreciate that one.
Quit toying with us LG!
It's called "The Game of life" DKP22 but I dont really want to monopolise this thread.
Would be a huge Risk if you did LG.
A bit of a Snakes & Ladders kind of lifestyle huh?
Can't slither out of this one.
To be honest DKP22 I haven't a cluedo!
My heads in a Scrabble!
I chess we'll just have to continue no matter how checkered our history. Would be good to draughts in a few more though...
a bit early in the knight for this kind of rookus isn't it?
At any time will we connect four some punning tomfoolery.
So hows your pawn collection? Any queens? Bishop you've got some!
Dice if some one else could have a go or am i just being an old maid?
Kiwi Jambo2008-03-21 16:18:32
You are doing furry well, K-J!
This thread is coming apart like a house of cards 
Bah, we've had a run (or a flush?) of card puns before.