The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

C'mon LG...boodily fluids...sure you could spew a few puns out before yet enough change in tack.

Actually Harry, come to think of it, I do have a few mamories to think back about!

Erm, that snot bodily fluid, LG, and you know it.

'fraid I haveto agree... some of the bodily fluid puns have been a bit diarrhoea-ly.Still, I think we can milk a few more out of the topic, without going out on a lym(ph) too much

No sweat i will plasma self !

You really do take the puss, K-J!

Taking the Puss? You're having a Bark arn't you?

He is a bit(e) wruff round the edges me(ow) thinks.

ACT now so we don't lose this National treasure of a thread.  We Laboured to get it on the front page of the "Off Topic".  Unite(d) and make others Green(s) with envy.  (Not sure how I could fit NZ First & the Maori Party into this, they deserve to be left out anyway)

You should always put New Zealand first despite any politics. Maybe the Green Party is like a box of Chocolates, except we all that it's full of flakes in advance!!

Think i will elect to Hyde from this one before it Peters out !ive Dunn my best for now,not being English is the Key to it all though!

Good to see this thread is still Rowling along.

I have a  plan as cullen as a weazel. It's called putting new Zealand First, no, not NZ First, the party, but NZ - The Country, first for once. 120 politicians have screwed it over for the last 12 years. time is ripe for a revolution but our Military are too far up the political arses to do it!

As I Seddon previous threads, sport has always been mixed with politics.

That's a bit Savage.

This thread is not Lange nuff.

Stop Clark 'in around

You guys have got me rowling around the floor laughing my arse off! Been there Dunne that??

Plenty Moore where these came from. What do you all think of bringing Mul(ly)Doon to the Phoenix?

He can Marshall the defense & Nash their teeth at the opposition, although that's Andrew's job.Wongo2008-07-23 12:37:35

It shouldn't be a Talboys order there Harry. Horomere here, Horomere there, they're Horomere every f**ken where!

BEEHIVE YOURSELVES!!!

This could Set us on a new path, hitherto unexplored,although we might have to Burrow a wildlife book to get any further. Who's Nest up?

Come on people its not a birden to post on this thread!

I have a Mina problem with this Star(t)ling diversion from homes to Birds but I won't make a song about it as the Eagle eyed among you will know, I'm never in a Thrush. Let's stop Larking around and get this pun thread humming once more!

You lot could "swallow" anything, but I should "chirp" in with my song!

No need to crow about it cock !
I don't have enough time to Lark about and make a complete tit of myself !!
Do you have to swan about puffin your chest out with that pidgin english  feathering your own nest?
<!-- bmi_SafeAddOnload(bmi_load,"bmi_orig_img");//--> Kiwi Jambo2008-07-24 17:59:31

Did I ruffle your feathers? What a hoot!

Ah, Kiwi Jambo has never been one to hang about at the Rhea    There will be plenty Moa where that came from (he's no dead duck!). He's up in the punning saddleback where he belongs. I tip my hat to you Mallard   

Ostritch the boundaries of punning sometimes, s2art, but that was quality!

Are we talking about birds with ruse names? Wouldn't want to make a tit of myself, falling into a booby trap like that.

I'll Swallow any bird pun - I'm a Gannet like that.

No yoke on your face Harry!

Great to see Modo score a Gull yesterday. Apparantly he was Puffin a bit at the end. From Heron in, I expect a few more.

If he doesn't he'll look a right tit. (Yes it's a type of bird - didn't chuck it in just to be a warbler).

I think I will wing this topic.

No fowel play allowed, no birds to fly the coop!

Would any of you Egret Ricki's decision to give everyone a run in th PS cup? A stronger side might have beaten the Roar. I'd hate the Nix to be Bittern the bum. Only got to Wader week to find out I spose.

 Have you seen the price of Petrel  lately they are Robin me blind, Geese a break! i hate  to Snipe, suppose  Eider better get a smaller car rather than keep Grousing
Ah well je ne Egrets !