The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread
We may lose this Battle but we'll win the War. We'll (Air) Ace this.
But In My Be-littled Opinion I don't really like this violent streak - speaking as a Family Guy.
Well thats just dandy! Hard to think we've gone past 2000AD
LG that was a Whizzer. And Chips for tea tonight?
Yep, thinking of inviting Syd over and oerhaps billy bunter too!
(Sorry lads but I couldn't resist & this is not in following the line of the current theme, but here goes...)
Where was Tiger's Wood(s) driver? A little birdie has told me that he's wedge(d) himself in a tree & now he has found himself in the rough.
Where was Tiger's Wood(s) driver? A little birdie has told me that he's wedge(d) himself in a tree & now he has found himself in the rough.
Nice to have a bit of comic relief.
I suppose it was because of the type of car he was driving (a ute) - he was probably more used to a Golf.
I suppose it was because of the type of car he was driving (a ute) - he was probably more used to a Golf.
Par for the course i have to say. A random start in a new direction caddya swing with it??
Well it was pretty short drive. I think he needs to join Steve Williams' stock car drivers club.
Mrs Woods could well be tee'd off.
Junior822009-11-29 16:36:34
Mrs Woods could well be tee'd off.
Junior822009-11-29 16:36:34
Sounds Like Mrs Woods thought it was a bit rough that Tiger had scored a hole in one with a cheap model.
....cheaper model
Your all driving me mad Im gonna flag this one and head to the 19th hole !
I think Tiger should try driving range rovers next.
Or at least remember to putt it in park or neutral.Junior822009-11-30 21:20:26
Or at least remember to putt it in park or neutral.Junior822009-11-30 21:20:26
A swinging couple indeed!must be par ticularly difficult being sandwedged between a bit of rough and your missus ,especially with the latter trying to iron things out with a club and your head ,probably seemed a fairway for her though given his final approach to the club house that night!
Remains to be seen whether Woods has the balls to carry on or whether he will bunker down for a while! Kiwi Jambo2009-12-02 16:23:42
Remains to be seen whether Woods has the balls to carry on or whether he will bunker down for a while! Kiwi Jambo2009-12-02 16:23:42
Xmas approaches, surely a time for some festive pun-ch?
Yule be getting in a bit early for this HH?
i thought i'd carol a few people in early.
I'll just try it by myself.
It might be a lost claus harry.
You should be Santa the North Pole for that one, LG!
I bet your happy Harry, You almost slayed me with that one!
You're Robin me of all the good puns: snow joke
i thought i'd carol a few people in early.
Proabably not Dean Barker though. I heard he was-sailing.
Probably looking in Mandy's stocking (sorry for the pun to double entendre transgression)
That was a cheap gybe!
How the Elf did this thread get distracted from the Xmas theme? No milk and cookies for some!
Fir Chrissakes! I've no eye-deer.
And if you were deceased you'd be a still no eye-deer !
And if you died while you were having sex, you'd be a still no f**king eye deer!
You're so feckin rude.Olph-one the Mods if you continue. HarryHotspur2009-12-18 17:04:12
Think Yule get No-'elp from them.
O cum all yee faithful!
Well I suppose that can happen at this time of year, in this.....feast-of stephen.
Junior822009-12-19 15:08:24
Think Yule get No-'elp from them.
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Wenceslas time any mod helped in any way?
A'd-venture not for a long time. Must drive you crackers.
Christmas crackers to be precise with those pathetic jokes and plastic toy!
Speaking of pathetic jokes, this thread does ham it up a bit. Makes us look like a bunch of turkeys sometimes.
Knocks the stuffing out of them.
We need something new to gobble down, perhaps we could overindulge after all it is that time of year. Till the season to be jolly.
Snow joking there aint no sanity clause present-ted in this thread !
Kiwi Jambo2009-12-22 19:15:49
What about Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo?
This thread might take a turd for the better!