The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread
It takes all my caraway, this thread.
Decent puns? They are all Dill-ightful.
Oh spearmint me with the compliments, we know there can be a few distateful capers. You watch some candle nut now jalapino my message !! Or as one Herb said to the other whilst they were having sex, look out, I'm a Cumin!
O-live a bit LG!
Always good to have a wild thyme now and again. Maybe even a sing-a-long: "Oh my darling cLemon Thyme" or some such.
A Singalong!! I love singing songs shallot, Junior 82!
how about that Kiwi classic,
"Karengo Ra"
from that Kiwi classic band,
Herbs.
or...
"Puha and Pakeha" from Sir Howie and Co...
was fun then... maybe parsley un-PC nowadays?
how about that Kiwi classic,
"Karengo Ra"
from that Kiwi classic band,
Herbs.
or...
"Puha and Pakeha" from Sir Howie and Co...
was fun then... maybe parsley un-PC nowadays?
How about a bit of cross culture club: "Kawa kawa Chameleon"
Hor-o-pit-of opera: "Toruodor Chorus"
Hor-o-pit-of opera: "Toruodor Chorus"
A few tasty treats there!
(as Billy T might have put it)
Just love those classic Kiwi Singalongs, bro!!
what about those Kiwi Country oldies....
"Poroporo Nother Log on the Fire" from Kuni Rodgers... he he he
and
"Gimmie Pak Choy,'N' I Don't Care!" from Pearl Eyes..
she was a bit of a looker,you might say....from up Levin way, I think ...or was it Pukekohe?
anyway,..
what was that other one that goes...
"What's tomato you? Why you looka sauce ad? "...
nah,...I forget now...
that earlier talk of opera Junior82 got me thinking of a punny one..
(in the style of Billy T again)
Did you hear about the headline in the Scottish tabloid, when Don Juan, while visiting in Scotland, really let loose in a Fife brothel???
"Don Juan:Too Free for Fife Sex Haven" ...he really did a number on them, didn't he?
(boom tish.)
RedGed2010-01-21 01:53:17
Just love those classic Kiwi Singalongs, bro!!
what about those Kiwi Country oldies....
"Poroporo Nother Log on the Fire" from Kuni Rodgers... he he he
and
"Gimmie Pak Choy,'N' I Don't Care!" from Pearl Eyes..
she was a bit of a looker,you might say....from up Levin way, I think ...or was it Pukekohe?
anyway,..
what was that other one that goes...
"What's tomato you? Why you looka sauce ad? "...
nah,...I forget now...
that earlier talk of opera Junior82 got me thinking of a punny one..
(in the style of Billy T again)
Did you hear about the headline in the Scottish tabloid, when Don Juan, while visiting in Scotland, really let loose in a Fife brothel???
"Don Juan:Too Free for Fife Sex Haven" ...he really did a number on them, didn't he?
(boom tish.)
RedGed2010-01-21 01:53:17
Closer to home - I do like a bit of crowded house "Hinau, Hinau, don't dream it's over"
What about that Gospel classic " Kumara, My Lord, Kumara!"
Or that Spanish song (don't who sings it or the real title) "One ton of marrows".
"Poroporo Nother Log on the Fire"� from Kuni Rodgers
I like duets. E.g. "don't go breaking my heart" - Elton John and Kie Kie Dee
Junior822010-01-21 19:29:06
How about a bit of cross culture club: "Kawa kawa Chameleon"
Hor-o-pit-of opera: "Toruodor Chorus"
Hor-o-pit-of opera: "Toruodor Chorus"
btw J82, I think you will find that in some iwi the above song is sung as...
" Kamo kamo Kamiriana" ("The Pumpkin thinks its funny!")
Its a dialect thing.
AnIseed this line of puns is not slowing down.
AnIseed this line of puns is not slowing down.
I coriander agree with that.
btw J82, I think you will find that in some iwi the above song is sung as...
" Kamo kamo Kamiriana" ("The Pumpkin thinks its funny!")
Its a dialect thing.
Dialect? Must be that lot from oop North - apparently they talk funny. Nah! Phooey I say.
But as there is a very close DNA connection between Tangata Whenua and Chinese/Taiwanese I might have to revert to my dialect: Hong Kong Puhi.
Hong Kong Puha you say?
Is this a flavour-enhanced version of the hidden mass cultivations of my far north cousins?
Is this a flavour-enhanced version of the hidden mass cultivations of my far north cousins?
I was going to say that Hone Harawira and those previously mentioned Northerners are in the news again.....
but decided I would flag it.
but decided I would flag it.
I think we should conduct a flag poll regarding this issue.
Well if any thread has Mastered it, it is this one. Hone showing his staff how to not fly it upside down in surrender.
We wouldn't like to see the standard slip, would we?
That would be dependant on the quality of the thread.
Or would it be de pennant on how we spell it Wongo?
Any indy pendant thoughts?
No need to be jaded, not a tiki ing off at all, you know,just seemed a pearl of an opportunity.
RedGed2010-02-07 09:34:45
Any indy pendant thoughts?
No need to be jaded, not a tiki ing off at all, you know,just seemed a pearl of an opportunity.
RedGed2010-02-07 09:34:45
How pendantic.
I have been rather flagging on posting here of recent. I think it's ensign that the final rounds of the league have been foremast in my mind. However now I thnk some semblemce has returned and look forward to more posts streamering in. Unless a mod decides they should be bannerd.
I wonder if the TV3 News script writers look at this thread?
The other night there was the story of the idiot who was so pissed he broke his leg under a taxi (the story was about the police not giving a f**k, but that's a side issue).
Anyway, the news reader said we could see 'extended footage' on the website.
Totally deadpan too. Love it.
The other night there was the story of the idiot who was so pissed he broke his leg under a taxi (the story was about the police not giving a f**k, but that's a side issue).
Anyway, the news reader said we could see 'extended footage' on the website.
Totally deadpan too. Love it.
Your pulling my leg aren't you?
I'm not having a bar of this. You might have your tongue in cheek, but my feet are firmly on the ground. I'll not have a hand in any of this.
Mind, it is all 'armless fun but.
You do get some pretty good puns in the news eye reckon.
They are clearly one step ahead at TV 3.
Maybe TV3 nose more about these things.
Well I think they do actually if you're askin.
Interesting earing this. So One aren't footing it with Three eh?
What'll it take for them to get back on top?
RedGed2010-02-13 03:06:54
What'll it take for them to get back on top?
RedGed2010-02-13 03:06:54
Maybe they should go digital?
Although I think TV3's 7 pm show struggles for a toe-hold in the head-to-head ratings.
Well, we'll have to vote with out feet then.
I've never seen eye to eye with One's sports coverage priorities, Three seems to have their thumb on the pulse of the sporting public's needs, I reckon but who nose, One can only improve.
Maybe Prime could elbow in on the action though...
Maybe Prime could elbow in on the action though...
Forwarned is forearmed: I'll keep watching.
If you kneed to be more in touch I haird that RadioSports is good value. But if you want something more eybrow then National Radio or Concert Programme are the ones.
Junior822010-02-14 19:58:25
Unlike the tawdry rock-jock-shock stations these are more of a pubic service
(I'll get me coat)
Pubic Service on National Radio ? Now that's a shocking image!
It would likely be in the smalls hours of the night I guess.
Doubtless the few insomniacs listening would.....
...cop an ear full.
RedGed2010-02-21 01:54:39
It would likely be in the smalls hours of the night I guess.
Doubtless the few insomniacs listening would.....
...cop an ear full.
RedGed2010-02-21 01:54:39
That would make them a bit angry or testes!
But that's nut the intention.
But that's nut the intention.
Haha, a brilliant one on soccernet, one of the bloggers headline is:
"the yuri's out on zhirkov".