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I suppose he will be relieved after the local body elections and will consider it all water under the bridge.
 
It could be worse.  Down in Canty the sh!t has really hit the fan.
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If You mean the Environment Canterbury councillors being issued " large hessian bags" by the Govt...
is that fan splatter...or muddy waters...or Canty up Sh*t Creek??!!

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I cant separate  the wood from the pees here!
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You're right RG re ECan.  I would say that the waters a very muddied at the moment.

Still with all the water storage potential and arable/pastoral economic base... as well as the home of the Crusaders, you'd have to say it's a pretty effluent region.
 
 
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 Rodney Hide, feeling flushed with the success of his ECan purge,{s} hits the news again tonight.
Mayor Williams of the North Shore,no doubt still pee-ved at all the attention  thinks Rodney is a...

...nazi little man.
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He certainly acts like one at times.
 
Still I guess this is what happens when he believes he is right all the time. 
 
However i think those libertarians are the real Nazis - always wanting everyone to be quiet when reading books and sh!t.
 
 
 
 
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Yeah I reckon... and they should send them back to Liberia where they come from too!

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Yep, hopefully immigration will book them in for a flight back. May need to periodically check their whereabouts and catalogue them to make sure they are all accounted for and not overdue for their return.
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As an endnote, I'm sure their relatives would be Dewey eyed.

(What a decimal pun)
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Truly decimal!  But i agree, they would be moved to cry in their serial, due to the harshness of the sentence.  Some may even pass out with grief and may fall into a comma.
 
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Franc-ly speaking, "ze biblioteques needed ze purge" ..
a good dose of colon-ics, n'est-pas?  ;;;;;;; :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::     .....ahhhhh, zats better!!

The Liberian domination has come to a full stop. and another.Period.
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When I was a little fella my parenthesis "Harry, you can't go to the library".

A shame, because it gave me such hyphen.HarryHotspur2010-04-02 23:05:32
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That was quite a short story HH.

But I do appreciate you coming forward with that. Left me feeling quite content.

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'Story, Harry. Our libraries ought to be welcoming for all our youth, regardless of origins, not dominated by a select few.

Crys of "Punctuations!"  have been heard before now..Violent anti-Asian sentiments have no place in our knowledge suppositories.
Its an apostrophe! Our cultural centres will be rectum totally.


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If anyone is looking to punch me (e.g. Jordybean) I might have to hide behind my cloac(a) like the scarlet pimpernel (they ceacum here, they ceacum there).

Infarct, even better would be to secret oneself in a dark passage.
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One's secret is safe with me, J82.

I know nothing.... And that's orificial.
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This thread's been doing a disappearing act over the last few days...
much like our valued sponsor TV 3's Sunrise brekkie show tomorrow.Sorry to hear it.Respect.

Imagine how insufferable Paul Henry could become now.He probably thinks its because of him.

In my thoroughly biased opinion...The fact is: One's Breakfast needs Mau Wetzel.
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From one demise.... (or should that be 3?)
to another...
Its official! SMH reports today that GCU bites the (iron ore) dust.
Mr Porter has pulled the pin on financing the New Bling. All that early enthusiasm is Culina lot. Smeltz like sour grapes to me.
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Well I think TV3 can do Marsh better. Maybe something like "Caro St".

As far as eye candy goes TV3>TVNZ (and that's eye with a Smalley).
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Its sacha shame, carly believe it really....losing sunrise like, y'know?
Anyway, hang on to the good stuff! We know who does the best sports news.
The others just aren't Gourdie nuf.




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True.  I tend to Stanaway from TVNZ sports.  Much prefer Howard's Way.
 
Perhaps TVNZ needs a Liver Bird? I guess it's up in the Sar-eh?
 
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Junior82 wrote:
True.  I tend to Stanaway from TVNZ sports.  Much prefer Howard's Way.
 
Perhaps TVNZ needs a Liver Bird? I guess it's up in the Sar-eh?
 


I'd Kop a look at her anyday!
RedGed2010-04-12 09:16:57
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Melbourne Storm in a tea/salary cup/cap.  Is this a Victory for the whistleblowers?
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I wouldn't warrior about it too much. By the looks of the game in the weekend they showed tremendous Heart. Sometimes Aussie rules.


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Enough about the Melb playing ro(o)ster(s), now that they're out of the way, maybe the Sydney teams can Crowe about their chances this season.  Bling it on!!
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Don't go there.  Too much payne for me.

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Well, a varied match for Wiremu. Just goes to show you Winston you lose some.
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Loving it.  All the post-match reports make for a good Reid.
 
 
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I had to really focus to find this rocking thread. No one's fault I'm sure...

(thought I'd wait a few days for the dust to settle before introducing this theme)HarryHotspur2010-09-07 21:58:21
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Apparently there's been a lot of people in Christchurch becoming Quakers.
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The phrase "did the earth move for you?" is rather passe, but I suppose it might be due to stimulation of the orogenesis zone.
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Sounds more risque than passe!
I shudder to think where one might find an orogenesis zone.
 Just stay well away from the gaping cracks and groaning fixtures, if you know what"s good for you.

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Apparently it's better if you have wood. Otherwise things tend to fall down.
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Junior82 wrote:
Apparently it's better if you have wood. Otherwise things tend to fall down.
 
 
That's what Tiger said...
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But he had so much that he had trouble seeing the wood from the tees.
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But at the time, he didn't have trouble seeing the holes.
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He might have been under par but he had plenty of birdies
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I was trying to convince Cadbury to make a smaller version of rocky road chocolate ..but they didn't want a bar of it.Luis Garcia2010-09-29 20:47:04

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