The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread
I'd make him craptain fantastic of this pun thread.
Think he's flushed with success after that post.
Indeed, he's on a run. I think, if he has a girfriend or wife he
should poker and say "look at these great puns". He'll be playing
to a full house soon.
Run? Who's got the runs? Time for some toilet humour?
We've moved onto cards LG. I'm sure you'll be able to bridge the
gap.
Suit yourselves then.
Run? Who's got the runs? Time for some toilet humour?
Yeah. Cards.
Don't want to poke round there again.
Stevo2008-01-25 14:09:58
An ace pun, sir. You are a joker of the highest calibre.
Met a bird at Sky City once who said that if I bought her some
chips she'd let me poker on the table!!!
Did you take flight?
Met a bird at Sky City once who said that if I bought her some
chips she'd let me poker on the table!!!
Talk about playing your cards right.
Hope your poker packed a punch!
Hopefully you werent playing with a full house
My Full House defiantely covered her Pair!!!
I think the entire proposition was staged.
Did she give a theatrical performance like Meg Ryan, in "When Harry
met Sally"?
My Full House defiantely covered her Pair!!!
What a balancing act that must have been.
Stevo2008-01-25 14:30:55
Undoubtedly a memorable performance.
Did it take much spade work to win her heart?
HarryHotspur2008-01-25 14:36:25
I think he was more interested in her curtains than heart, given
the shift in focus.
Bit of a raw deal for the bird if you ask me.
My bottom was definitely arsed about faced Tuesday night.
Quite DKP22. It was his first night nerves that probably did it.
Now, what's the deal? Are we staying with cards or going to the
theatre?HarryHotspur2008-01-25 14:47:44
I don't want to pack in either of them. It really must be curtains
for one though...ah well. The show must go on...
Ah, the lights have come on. Quicker than Leo down the wings.
Good ol' Leo. Have heard some glowing appraisals of him.
Funny how the the subjects for these magnificent puns seem to
switch from one thing to another.
Wire you bothered by this?
Ah, the lights have come on. Quicker than Leo down the wings.
Not taking any pot-shots at him, but he had a long interlude
between goals...
Stevo2008-01-25 15:07:18
A commanding 2nd half performance?
Seem to have two different sets of puns going on here. Think the
extra one makes it more fun, gives us a bit more to
play with.
Must be difficult for a newbie to come in here, he'd wonder watt was going on..
Must be difficult for a newbie to come in here, he'd wonder watt was going on..
For all you bright sparks out there, the topic is electricity/lighting.
Ah, the lights have come on. Quicker than Leo down the wings.
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Not taking any pot-shots at him, but he had a long interlude
between goals...
I've heard he might come in closer to the centre circa. How a BATS that? He should be electrifying.HarryHotspur2008-01-25 15:13:12
Funny how the the subjects for these magnificent puns seem to
switch from one thing to another.
They didn't just switch, they volt whole tracts. It's hard to work out watts current.
Hard News2008-01-25 15:13:12
This thread is moving too fast. You need lightning reflexes to keep
up!!!
D.C. what we're getting at HarryHotspur? DKP222008-01-25 15:18:09
That's a shocking pun DKP22...
one thing is for sure, this thread will never be static!!!