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The let us all remember Amanda Bynes as she was (haters gona hate) thread.

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over 12 years ago

It was just a more innocent time.

 

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over 12 years ago


Now that you have posted the last image I do recall watching the movie...or at least I can remember the football match towards the end.


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over 12 years ago

Who did David Cross end up dating?


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

Nom nom nom
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over 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:


Now that you have posted the last image I do recall watching the movie...or at least I can remember the football match towards the end.


Probably my most favourite film ever.

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over 12 years ago

Like FT I had no idea who Amanda Bynes was/is and re the film I never even knew that Hard News had a cameo part.

Only knew that Vinnie Jones was in it extending his type cast role from "Lock, stock and two smoking snatches" (ooh err) as an unpleasant, arrogant footballer.


She (Amanda, not Vinnie) had some mad football skillz iirc



I liked "Bend it like Golden Balls" better.

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History

BILB era Keira Knightly vs STM era Amanda Bynes?  I know who I'd chose - both please.


All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

might want to update the title of this thread to suggest it is getting a little NWS.

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Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
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over 12 years ago

That Shaznay Lewis from All Saints (in the photo with Keira) has some real mad football skillz. She used to play for Arsenal Ladies.


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over 12 years ago

she was also the only with any talent in All Saints, writing the songs and singing the majority of them (especially the hard bits that required tone and pitch).

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Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
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over 12 years ago

30 years less and I'd hit Amanda Bynes all night, crazy or not

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 12 years ago

JV digs it the most baby 

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History

Hang on, are you saying if Amanda Bynes was 30 years less, or if you were JV?

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over 12 years ago



Too soon?


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over 12 years ago

Too soon?  For about 2 years now I have been listening to jokes about how when people were 10 years old Jim fixed it for them to milk a cow when blindfolded.

Today's "The Bynes they are a changing" picture comes to you from the letter W (for "wow, shes got that mental stare which makes it look like she'd go off in the scratcher")


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Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
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over 12 years ago

Oh if I was 30 years younger. Her snout reminds me of a my little pony. Giddy up!

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 12 years ago


"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago

Wrong place Diddy - start your own "Bynes as a junky" thread somewhere else.  This is a place to love and appreciate her before she went all "Hard News in a buffet" crazy


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over 12 years ago

I think JV made this thread creepy. 


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

creepier

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over 12 years ago

RESULT!

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 12 years ago

Holy shit, this thread made it to 2 pages

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over 12 years ago

For the Frankie in all of us, "She's the Man" will be on TV2 next Saturday 7:30 pm.


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over 12 years ago

You've hit the nail on the head there. There's a bit of Frankie in all of us.


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over 12 years ago

As long as it's only a bit.  

I'm hoping there's an ointment for that.


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over 12 years ago
terminator_x wrote:

That Shaznay Lewis from All Saints (in the photo with Keira) has some real mad football skillz. She used to play for Arsenal Ladies.


But she's actually a Yiddo!

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over 12 years ago
Amanda Bynes wrote:

You've hit the nail on the head there. There's a bit of Frankie in all of us.


A lot of Frankie in you if he had his way. 

Allegedly

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History
Junior82 wrote:
terminator_x wrote:

That Shaznay Lewis from All Saints (in the photo with Keira) has some real mad football skillz. She used to play for Arsenal Ladies.


But she's actually a Yiddo!

http://www.iol.ie/~kasst/allsaints/shazpg.htm 

Wait a minute...

Amanda Bynes is is the one with the massive nose yet Shaznay Lewis is the Yiddo?

I'm discumbobulated...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago

This is why I probably shouldn't post the Y word in a non-football thread.


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over 12 years ago
Tegal wrote:
Amanda Bynes wrote:

You've hit the nail on the head there. There's a bit of Frankie in all of us.


A lot of Frankie in you if he had his way. 

not that much of me, tbf

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And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

For the Frankie in all of us, "She's the Man" will be on TV2 next Saturday 7:30 pm.


Must see.

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Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
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over 12 years ago

Good to see Sinead O'Connor sticking up for the young disturbed fruit cake and giving it large to the obnoxious post-teenager  Twerker Cyrus.


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over 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

Good to see Sinead O'Connor sticking up for the young disturbed fruit cake and giving it large to the obnoxious post-teenager  Twerker Cyrus.




Yeah but I don't think Sinead comes out that well out of this mess.

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over 12 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:
Junior82 wrote:

Good to see Sinead O'Connor sticking up for the young disturbed fruit cake and giving it large to the obnoxious post-teenager  Twerker Cyrus.




Yeah but I don't think Sinead comes out that well out of this mess.

I heard that Sinead was quoted as saying "Hey Miley, don't you know nothing compares, nothing compares to you..."

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago

19 minutes to go time

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History

The game is on. The football is f*cking sh!t. 


Also noticed that her room mate had a poster of fat Frank and of course Vinnie Jones was the coach.  Crap movie.


Plus which part did Hard News play?


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over 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

The game is on. The football is f*cking sh!t. 


Also noticed that her room mate had a poster of fat Frank and of course Vinnie Jones was the coach.  Crap movie.


Plus which part did Hard News play?


Fat Frank!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

The game is on. The football is f*cking sh!t. 


Also noticed that her room mate had a poster of fat Frank and of course Vinnie Jones was the coach.  Crap movie.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

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over 12 years ago

OK so here's my ratings:

Duke: Not a team player - reasonable ball skills but needs to pass more - 7

The two next door room mates (I think they were mids): a couple of nice passes and tackles but otherwise not much action - solid but not inspiring - 5 and 6 respectively

Sebastian:  Really, really useless.  1st half might as well not have been on the pitch  - 2

Viola: Came on in the 2nd half and changed the whole game. Great ball skills and laying off of passes to create scoring chances.  The real playmaker.  Won the crucial penalty and scored from the follow up. - a massive 10.

Vinnie Jones:  Sh!t coach, shit tactics.  sack him.

Ref:  had a shocker of a game - should have red carded the player who took out Viola.  Also didn't control play and should have sent off Duke and Viola's ex (violent conduct).


"Phoenix till they lose"

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