The name's Bond, James Bond.

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I wonder if there have been any XXX Rated James Bond parodies?

Octopussy speaks for itself I guess and makes an obvious target.

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Excuse me if I don't check while at work.

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LeighboNZ wrote:

I wonder if there have been any XXX Rated James Bond parodies?

Octopussy speaks for itself I guess and makes an obvious target.

Goldeneye? Thunderball?
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Most of them could be pornographic if you were that way inclined. Goldfinger, Moonraker, Man with the Golden Gun

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Or how you say them. Dr..., NO!
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But the real question  is who was the best Tarzan?

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LeighboNZ wrote:

I wonder if there have been any XXX Rated James Bond parodies?

Octopussy speaks for itself I guess and makes an obvious target.

This would require a thread on it in itself. Or a contest for the best title you would give a porno using a Bond film title as the base. So many suggestions,  so little time. Shame we have a swear checker in place.

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sthn.jeff wrote:

But the real question  is who was the best Tarzan?

Johnny Weissmuller.

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Leggy wrote:

sthn.jeff wrote:

But the real question  is who was the best Tarzan?

Johnny Weissmuller.

this post deserves a "this" x10

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or Ron Ely from the 60's tv series

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LeighboNZ wrote:

I wonder if there have been any XXX Rated James Bond parodies?

Octopussy speaks for itself I guess and makes an obvious target.

just go for the Austin Powers approach and put "member" on the end of everything.....

Goldmember

On her majesty's secret member

The spy who loved me member (that is a geordie one)

The living member

etc

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The spy who fudgeed me? Poonraker? Dr No, yes, no, yes, no!? Orgasms are forever? Thunderballs?

Bondage, James Bondage, licence to thrill.

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I remember after Tiger Woods' "double life" was exposed, the movie "Tiger's Wood" came out...

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A view to a thrill?

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Lonegunmen wrote:

LeighboNZ wrote:

I wonder if there have been any XXX Rated James Bond parodies?

Octopussy speaks for itself I guess and makes an obvious target.

This would require a thread on it in itself. Or a contest for the best title you would give a porno using a Bond film title as the base. So many suggestions,  so little time. Shame we have a swear checker in place.

Can only be Pussy Galore.

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Wasn't there a woman in a Bond movie called "Plenty"? Diamonds are Forever or You only live Twice?

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Did you know that Barry Nelson played the first ever James bond? I didn't till now.

For evocative Bond girl names there was Chew Mee - The Man with the Golden Gun, Holly Goodhead - Moonraker, Bibi Dahl - For your eyes Only, Xenia Onatop - Goldeneye, Christmas Jones - The World is not Enough, Strawberry Fields - Quantum of Solace, along with Pussy galore. I am sure the writers deliberately do this.

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Lonegunmen wrote:

or Ron Ely from the 60's tv series

Gordon scott, Lex barker

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LeighboNZ wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

Wow. Lots of love here for Moore. Other than Live and Let Die, View to a Kill, and the Man with the Golden Gun I could not tell you the plot lines of the others. I know Moonraker involved space.... Couldn't tell you about the plot lines of FYEO , OP and TSWLM 

Moore would be 2nd to last on my list of Bonds. Lazenby may have had the ability to become a good Bond but based on one showing, we wont know. Moore to me was more cartoon/pantomimeish. If you look at Connery as the best (for the sake of this particular argument right here) Moore was almost comedy at times and lacked the grit. Brosnan kept some of Moores style but at times had a bit more grit than Moore.

I have Connery and Craig at the top 2 and Brosnan right in behind 3rd. Brosnan would have been better served if there were better scripts. Die Another Day was a pile of shark and other that GoldenEye, he had rubbish to work with (Tomorrow Never Dies? Really?) Then Dalton, Moore and Lazenby. Craig is closer to Dalton on his take of Bond with a pinch more sarcasm.

I quite liked Lazenby. He was told by his agent after his one outing to leave the franchise so as not to get typecast - he's since been typecast as the worst Bond as it is generally thought he wasn't wanted when in fact he turned down the next movie.

Brosnan suffered from poor writing as you say and at a time when Hollywood was obsessed with SFX. Casino Royale was such a brilliant franchise 're-set' it will be interesting to see what happens when Craig has done his dash - he's done a great job of being able to maintain a brilliant movie career outside of Bond while still being Bond.

I think Craig is the best actor of the lot too

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ForteanTimes wrote:

If they ditched humans and got a tiny crustacean to play James Bond what would the film be called?

The Incoming Tide

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Bevan wrote:

ForteanTimes wrote:

If they ditched humans and got a tiny crustacean to play James Bond what would the film be called?

The Incoming Tide

View to a Krill

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To Crustacians with love?

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In An Octopussy's Garden
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Lobster Royale

see www.tasteofnovascotia.com/recipes/seafood

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ForteanTimes wrote:

If they ditched humans and got a tiny crustacean to play James Bond what would the film be called?

the man with the golden claws?
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Scollops are forever.

For her kelp only

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Quantum of Sealice

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Jerzy Merino wrote:

Quantum of Sealice

take a note Miss Funnyfanny....
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The Reef is not Enough

The Groper Who Loved Me

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The Plankton Daylights.

You only Spawn Twice.

Dr Nautilus.

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The name's Bond, James Bond.

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