I wonder if there have been any XXX Rated James Bond parodies?
Octopussy speaks for itself I guess and makes an obvious target.
I wonder if there have been any XXX Rated James Bond parodies?
Octopussy speaks for itself I guess and makes an obvious target.
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
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Most of them could be pornographic if you were that way inclined. Goldfinger, Moonraker, Man with the Golden Gun
Grumpy old bastard alert
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I wonder if there have been any XXX Rated James Bond parodies?
Octopussy speaks for itself I guess and makes an obvious target.
This would require a thread on it in itself. Or a contest for the best title you would give a porno using a Bond film title as the base. So many suggestions, so little time. Shame we have a swear checker in place.
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But the real question is who was the best Tarzan?
Johnny Weissmuller.
If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid
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But the real question is who was the best Tarzan?
Johnny Weissmuller.
this post deserves a "this" x10
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or Ron Ely from the 60's tv series
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I wonder if there have been any XXX Rated James Bond parodies?
Octopussy speaks for itself I guess and makes an obvious target.
just go for the Austin Powers approach and put "member" on the end of everything.....
Goldmember
On her majesty's secret member
The spy who loved me member (that is a geordie one)
The living member
etc
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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The spy who fudgeed me? Poonraker? Dr No, yes, no, yes, no!? Orgasms are forever? Thunderballs?
Bondage, James Bondage, licence to thrill.
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A view to a thrill?
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I wonder if there have been any XXX Rated James Bond parodies?
Octopussy speaks for itself I guess and makes an obvious target.
This would require a thread on it in itself. Or a contest for the best title you would give a porno using a Bond film title as the base. So many suggestions, so little time. Shame we have a swear checker in place.
Can only be Pussy Galore.
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
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Wasn't there a woman in a Bond movie called "Plenty"? Diamonds are Forever or You only live Twice?
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Did you know that Barry Nelson played the first ever James bond? I didn't till now.
For evocative Bond girl names there was Chew Mee - The Man with the Golden Gun, Holly Goodhead - Moonraker, Bibi Dahl - For your eyes Only, Xenia Onatop - Goldeneye, Christmas Jones - The World is not Enough, Strawberry Fields - Quantum of Solace, along with Pussy galore. I am sure the writers deliberately do this.
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or Ron Ely from the 60's tv series
Gordon scott, Lex barker
" If you only have a hammer you tend to see every problem as a nail" - maslow
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Buster Crabbe
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Wow. Lots of love here for Moore. Other than Live and Let Die, View to a Kill, and the Man with the Golden Gun I could not tell you the plot lines of the others. I know Moonraker involved space.... Couldn't tell you about the plot lines of FYEO , OP and TSWLM
Moore would be 2nd to last on my list of Bonds. Lazenby may have had the ability to become a good Bond but based on one showing, we wont know. Moore to me was more cartoon/pantomimeish. If you look at Connery as the best (for the sake of this particular argument right here) Moore was almost comedy at times and lacked the grit. Brosnan kept some of Moores style but at times had a bit more grit than Moore.
I have Connery and Craig at the top 2 and Brosnan right in behind 3rd. Brosnan would have been better served if there were better scripts. Die Another Day was a pile of shark and other that GoldenEye, he had rubbish to work with (Tomorrow Never Dies? Really?) Then Dalton, Moore and Lazenby. Craig is closer to Dalton on his take of Bond with a pinch more sarcasm.
I quite liked Lazenby. He was told by his agent after his one outing to leave the franchise so as not to get typecast - he's since been typecast as the worst Bond as it is generally thought he wasn't wanted when in fact he turned down the next movie.
Brosnan suffered from poor writing as you say and at a time when Hollywood was obsessed with SFX. Casino Royale was such a brilliant franchise 're-set' it will be interesting to see what happens when Craig has done his dash - he's done a great job of being able to maintain a brilliant movie career outside of Bond while still being Bond.
I think Craig is the best actor of the lot too
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"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
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If they ditched humans and got a tiny crustacean to play James Bond what would the film be called?
The Incoming Tide
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If they ditched humans and got a tiny crustacean to play James Bond what would the film be called?
The Incoming Tide
View to a Krill
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
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To Crustacians with love?
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In An Octopussy's Garden
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
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Burleyball
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Lobster Royale
see www.tasteofnovascotia.com/recipes/seafood
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
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If they ditched humans and got a tiny crustacean to play James Bond what would the film be called?
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Reefraker
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The Crabbit
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
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Scollops are forever.
For her kelp only
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Quantum of Sealice
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
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The Reef is not Enough
The Groper Who Loved Me
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The Spy Who Shucked Me (sounds great in a Connery accent)
"...sure beats doin' stuff."
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Sound track -
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
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