Three married women go out clubbing and get rather slaughtered.
Not able to find a taxi they decide to walk home and take a short cut through a cemetery.
Half way through the graveyard, one says I'm busting I've gotta go.
They all agree, the tank is full, and decide to squat down behind some freshly dug grave stones.
Each makes it home looking pretty dishevelled and flake out with their clothes on.
The next week, their husbands head off to the pub together.
The first one says, I don't want our wives going out together again. My wife came home with dirt on her backside.
The second man says, I'm having doubts too, my wife came home with flowers in her knickers.
That's nothing says the third man, my wife had a card stuck to her rear end that said, "from all the guys down at the firestation, thanks for everything, your the best, you gave it all, we will all miss you"...
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Edward are you the new LGM?
Three for me, and two for them.
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Sorry to be a pedant, but how can a grave stone be freshly dug?
Actually, i'm not sorry at all, in fact I thrive on it.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.
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Edward are you the new LGM?
E + R + O
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Sorry to be a pedant, but how can a grave stone be freshly dug?
Actually, i'm not sorry at all, in fact I thrive on it.
You still need to have a hole to put the gravestone (or it's footing) in. Otherwise it will fall over.
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Sorry to be a pedant, but how can a grave stone be freshly dug?
Actually, i'm not sorry at all, in fact I thrive on it.
"Do you dig graves?"
"Yeah, they're ok I suppose."
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Edward are you the new LGM?
That's a tough one, LGM is QPR and I lived up the road from Arsenal for 12 years. Nothing like praying for a draw to avoid bad aura in the office on a Monday.
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Sorry to be a pedant, but how can a grave stone be freshly dug?
Actually, i'm not sorry at all, in fact I thrive on it.
"Do you dig graves?"
"Yeah, they're ok I suppose."
That's got me laughing. good one.
I knew a snake charmer, and the girl he married was a funeral director. I gave them a wedding present of towels, embroidered with Hiss and Hearse.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.
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The Young Ones - don't go thinking KP made it up
I like tautologies because I like them.
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I guess Edward that some find it hard to enjoy our superior sense of humour!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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The Young Ones - don't go thinking KP made it up
I suppose you want everyone to think that's you in your avatar, when those of us in the know know that it's Hard News.
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yeah but as you know, that's News a few years ago, before the stress of being a nix supporter got to him and he took to drinking meths an smoking 3 packs a day. We should bring out a retro-News for the ladies
Cosimo2008-08-08 07:21:57
I like tautologies because I like them.
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I guess Edward that some find it hard to enjoy our superior sense of humour!
Just for that I'll ditch the woolly red Arsenal hat for a day and support QPR.
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