best. f**king. thread. ever.
You know we belong together...
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Ha! That took a surprisingly long time...
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I'm actually surprised to find out the man ain't a brother. I always imagined him looking a little like this...
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I like tautologies because I like them.
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"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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i know some one that actually looks like El**ch
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i know some one that actually looks like El**ch
Make sure you treat them nice. They already have enough problems looking like El**ch, treating them mean could push them over the edge into Suicide.
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i know some one that actually looks like El**ch
Are you talking about the guy at our school? Year 10 maybe?
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i know some one that actually looks like El**ch
Are you talking about the guy at our school? Year 10 maybe?
Got any names?
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I'll ask him if I see him... Which probably wont be until next year sometime.
He takes his lunchtime footy pretty seriously.
He takes his lunchtime footy pretty seriously.
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Well, if I see anyone that looks like him (I assuming they'll be quite porky), I'll ask there name.
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No one cares, fellas. Stay on topic please.
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a simple emoticon will do methinksYou know we belong together...
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No one cares, fellas. Stay on topic please.
Stay on topic in the off topic forum?
This is getting confusing
Allegedly
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News and his never ending hunt for 'Ze Fallen Madonna wit ze big boobies'
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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I can warn you all from Auckland that the man in question is considering giving you all a ban sticking for a day or so.
Whoever talked about pushing him over the edge. It's not far off. Get your best shots in NOW.
Whoever talked about pushing him over the edge. It's not far off. Get your best shots in NOW.
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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Gangsta this isn't the thread for your favourite porn pics...
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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Gangsta this isn't the thread for your favourite porn pics...
BBW?
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I can warn you all from Auckland that the man in question is considering giving you all a ban sticking for a day or so.
Whoever talked about pushing him over the edge. It's not far off. Get your best shots in NOW.
Gee this place will be quite when he finds that stick again.Whoever talked about pushing him over the edge. It's not far off. Get your best shots in NOW.
GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS
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I know that this is what it looks like when you look at Feverish's head from above.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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[random fat person]
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Well here goes.....my 2p....
Coxey2008-11-19 21:43:48
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Even though it is hurtful.. you must admit that it is pretty funny.
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Hooray.....I'm back......
Wow, my first banning......12 hr stand down......I feel disciplined!!!!
Wow, my first banning......12 hr stand down......I feel disciplined!!!!
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'Sex ramp' saves fattest man's wedding day
A man who was once declared the world's fattest living person has consummated his marriage, with a little help from his friends and a specially built "sex ramp".
Wellington's Hard News, 47, married his 38-year-old wife two weeks ago after being carted to the ceremony in a flatbed truck, despite having slimmed down to 300kg for the big day, Wellington's Dominion Post newspaper reported.
News once weighed about 570kg.
However, because of his weight he couldn't consummate the marriage until his friends built a metre-long ramp with reinforced concrete.
This let him raise the lower half of his body so his new bride could access his private parts better.
News told the Dominion Post he and his wife have "finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God".
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