Put your stereo against the wall and when it starts up, time for some love making music. Hopefully she'll get the message that the walls are thin. If it just encourages her, put something shit on repeat.
Seriously, genius...
Pic will go on the notice board tonight.
http://images.45cat.com/jennifer-rush-the-power-of-love-orchestral-remix-cbs.jpg
And the video raring to go for the next "butt slapping" session...