A young mum is having a smear test one day, drops the kids off at school and decides to dash home for a quick wash and grabs a flannel from the bath. At the doctor's she pops up on the table and stares out the window. The doctor says, my my you've made quite an effort, not many people have time to make themselves so presentable. She shrugs and carries on looking out the window.
That night she is pouring a bath for her kids. Where's my wash cloth her girl asks. Sorry says young mum, I used that one, take another from the cupboard. Oh Mum, I wish you hadn't, says the girl, that's where I've been keeping my sparkles.....
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My mother told me a version of that joke about 2 years ago!
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My mother told me a version of that joke about 2 years ago!
Awkward?
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Well, let's just say I didn't ask if it was autobiographical!
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