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They walk among us!!
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NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance
on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'

Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.

The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'

A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly
easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans.
'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.' Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.

'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, 
wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.' Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 'Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'

To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice. 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.

Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.

'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the
too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see... I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'

Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath - and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'

Caution...they walk among us!

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'Someone Looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk among us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but said she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among Us!

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)


They Walk Among Us!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
One way to kill a good joke. Still someone has to I guess. The hoax has been going around for some time. But then I knew that..... It's still funny as a joke though.
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Lonegunmen wrote:
One way to kill a good joke. Still someone has to I guess. The hoax has been going around for some time. But then I knew that..... It's still funny as a joke though.


yes, still works as a joke- but cos i had heard about the Moon thing before i decided to google it to see if it was for real and thats what came up- just had to share

Salmon swim upstream

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I thought it was real,but the person wouldve done it on purpose. Would certainly make you famous,you'd probably earn more in sponsorship or whatever.

Allegedly

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Certainly just as humiliating but probably less costly than pretending your son got carried away in a helium ballon.

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Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The D answer made me realise it wasn't true.
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This one is unfortunately true by the looks of things;
 
German fails to prove atom-smasher will end world

BERLIN, March 9; Agence France-Presse

A German woman fearing that Earth would be sucked into oblivion in a black hole failed on Tuesday in her court attempt to halt the world's most powerful atom-smasher.

The Constitutional Court in the western Germany city of Karlsruhe threw out the woman's appeal because she was "unable to give a coherent account of how her fears would come about".

"The overwhelming scientific opinion is that the experiments carried out at CERN (the European Organisation for Nuclear Research) present no dangers," the court added.

CERN scientists are looking to the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) to mimic the conditions that followed the Big Bang and help explain the origins of the universe.

Housed inside a 27-km tunnel straddling the Franco-Swiss border, the collider was started with great fanfare in September 2008, only to break down after nine days for the next 14 months.

It was shut down again in December, this time to ready it for collisions at unfathomed energy levels which began last month.

The scientists' Holy Grail is to find a theorised component called the Higgs Boson, commonly called the "God Particle", which would explain how particles acquire mass.

The woman, who has not been named and who lives outside Germany, failed with an injunction with a Cologne court seeking to oblige the German government to stop the project.

Other opponents have also sought to stop the collider, fearing either a black hole whose super-gravity would swallow the Earth or a theoretical particle called a strangelet that would turn the planet to goo.

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Lonegunmen wrote:
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'Someone Looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk among us!
 
 
 
I remember the dead bird thing and used it years ago and tried it out on a friend.  I pointed up and the reaction was the same.  He came from Ekatahuna so........
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once had a girlfriend who told me -" I dont know much about Poland, but thats where Polar Bears come from -right?"
 
she walks among us
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there was a girl in my graphics class at school, in the end we had an a3 page of quotable quotes from her, the one i remember readily was her asking:

"how many pins are in 10 pin bowling?"
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I remember the dead bird thing and used it years ago and tried it out on a friend.  I pointed up and the reaction was the same.  He came from Ekatahuna so........
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So...........So did Murray Halberg

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