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I like tautologies because I like them.
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Why is dyslexic so difficult to spell...
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Why do 'pants' have a plural connotation when it's one item of clothing?
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If little girls are like sugar & spice and all things nice, why do they smell of anchovies?
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Why do 'pants' have a plural connotation when it's one item of clothing?
Especially when you talk about "a pair of pants".
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Why does the full moon look flat when we all know it isn't.
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Because Galileo was the biggest con-artist of all time.
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I have seen it on TV, a place in South America that is right on the equator.
They have two big bowls with drains about 30 feet apart. In one bowl the water drains clockwise and in the other it drains anti clockwise.
So what direction does the water go if a bowl was right on the spot of the equator - other than straight down??
Lonegunmen2008-10-15 23:01:41Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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So what direction does the water go if a bowl was right on the spot of the equator - other than straight down??
It just sits there and looks at ya.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Why does the word lisp have an s in it?
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Why does flammable mean the same as inflammable?
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If three road cones sit perpendicular to a hat; in the event that the hat starts to cry, which of the cones would console the hat, and which of the cones would stab the platypus in the abdomen?
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If three road cones sit perpendicular to a hat; in the event that the hat starts to cry, which of the cones would console the hat, and which of the cones would stab the platypus in the abdomen?
I'm starting to worry about some of my fellow forum members... 
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
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Surrealism is alive and well - said the fish to the curtain rail.
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If little girls are like sugar & spice and all things nice, why do they smell of anchovies?
lol and you smell of what exactly?
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Why is 'phonetic' not said as it's spelt?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.
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Why building is a completed structure and built means in progress.
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Why do birds suddenly appear?
Three for me, and two for them.
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If you dismantle something, why do you not mantle it when putting it back together?
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Why Americans have to have American versions of great overseas TV series. What's wrong with watching the original?
They've Americanised "Life on Mars" ffs!
http://abc.go.com/primetime/lifeonmars/index?pn=index
They've Americanised "Life on Mars" ffs!
http://abc.go.com/primetime/lifeonmars/index?pn=index
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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People who read books about other people's hideous childhoods.
Seriously, why do you feel the need to read that stuff?
Seriously, why do you feel the need to read that stuff?
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Why Americans have to have American versions of great overseas TV series. What's wrong with watching the original?
They've Americanised "Life on Mars" ffs!
http://abc.go.com/primetime/lifeonmars/index?pn=index
They've Americanised "Life on Mars" ffs!
http://abc.go.com/primetime/lifeonmars/index?pn=index
Yeah for sure. Annoys me that they did that with the office
Allegedly
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People who read books about other people's hideous childhoods.
Seriously, why do you feel the need to read that stuff?
Seriously, why do you feel the need to read that stuff?
Totally and I think you'll find its mostly women. Never understood why women enjoy watching all these Murder documentries on the crime channel etc, womens mags always have a section on some women who has been murdered or knows someone who's been murdered, or has some awful disfiguring disease. FFS life is horrible enough why read/watch it as a form of relaxation?
I remember at school this girl and one of those graphic autopsy/people dying in horrible ways books, (her dad was a doctor), she really LOVED that book 
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Recently I saw a a women's mag cover headline that said something like;
"UNITED IN GRIEF - A MONSTER KILLED OUR GIRLS".
Thumbing through it at the supermarket, I found it wasn't a monster at all, just some guy. Disappointing, as I was hoping that Godzilla or maybe the Predator had been active again.
TheJam2008-10-17 07:24:28Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.
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Why people get big noses.
ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
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people who go to concerts and just stand there like statues
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Why people get big noses.
Broken usually. Or Jew.
Three for me, and two for them.
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Broken usually. Or Jew.
Dont forget greeks
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Human Resources, honestly, why can't I just say "you're useless now p*ss off"?
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If little girls are like sugar & spice and all things nice, why do they smell of anchovies?
lol and you smell of what exactly?
that statement!!
what are you doing smelling little girls
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Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear...?
Oh, and...
Recently I saw a a women's mag cover headline that said something like;
"UNITED IN GRIEF - A MONSTER KILLED OUR GIRLS".
Thumbing through it at the supermarket, I found it wasn't a monster at all, just some guy. Disappointing, as I was hoping that Godzilla or maybe the Predator had been active again.
PMSL 
Milky Pisswit2008-10-17 09:59:13
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Recently I saw a a women's mag cover headline that said something like;
"UNITED IN GRIEF - A MONSTER KILLED OUR GIRLS".
Thumbing through it at the supermarket, I found it wasn't a monster at all, just some guy. Disappointing, as I was hoping that Godzilla or maybe the Predator had been active again.
I would have expected nothing less than a werewolf. Disappointing.
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Recently I saw a a women's mag cover headline that said something like;
"UNITED IN GRIEF - A MONSTER KILLED OUR GIRLS".
Thumbing through it at the supermarket, I found it wasn't a monster at all, just some guy. Disappointing, as I was hoping that Godzilla or maybe the Predator had been active again.
Quality! 
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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people who go to concerts and just stand there like statues
Yeah but some of us are old and have ruined our ears, (tinnitus please look after your ears young uns as it is a horrible condition to have), and now have to wear ear plugs. Half the time I don't bother as it's pointless going to see a band with them in.So we are the old confused deaf and messed up folk standing like statues.
Totally agree though when I first started seeing bands in the late 80's. Most of the crowd were men and the only guys to bring their girlfriends were smug gits who would stand with their partners at the back.
The rest of us would go mental moshing or wrecking. I've seen a couple of broken arms at gigs. These days everyone is a friggin couple. You cannot get out of order jumping around, hitting each other,(in a wrecking moshing way), I come home these days totally unscathed, whern I was 17 after a gig I could'nt move for 3 days! TodayIf you start jumping around you get a dodgy look from some snotty couple.
I feel sorry for people going to gigs now as there is no passion or energy. You might as well stay home and watch a DVD. (still don't stop me going to gigs though
)ForteanTimes2008-10-17 10:44:17
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If little girls are like sugar & spice and all things nice, why do they smell of anchovies?
lol and you smell of what exactly?
that statement!!
what are you doing smelling little girls
Actually it was a quote I borrowed off someone else whom can stay nameless. It's years old.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Never understood why women enjoy watching all these Murder documentries on the crime channel etc,
Careful, they're getting ideas.
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Things I don't get: Why is it that some people go to gigs and pay no attention to the gig whatsoever?
At gig at the SFBH a while back. A couple stood next to me and start having a domestic. They were doing the, loudly, "what's wrong with us" thing. So I ask the question? "Two tickets at $35 each is $70 isn't it?". "err... Yes?" says bloke. Says I "Do you realise you can get an hour's relationship counselling for that?"
I thought it was funny. 
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
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Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
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