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Things that get you off

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Things that get you off

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I misread the title of the "Things that piss you off" and it inspired me to create this one.
 
I'm going to start with ginger ladies with freckes on their arms.
 
On an unrelated note, I am drinking port at the moment.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So if you were to see a ginger lady with freckles on her arms and a glass of top notch port in front of her you would explode?

C-Diddy2011-11-04 16:43:43

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Fair weather in London tonight?

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If you add Stones ginger wine to your port you should be good to go.Fair weather or not hamezilla2011-11-04 17:02:59

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:
So if you were to see a ginger lady with freckles on her arms and a glass of top notch port in front of her you would explode?

 
explode with lust?  very possibly

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
paris hilton

I LOVE LAMP

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Never stayed there. Have stayed in the Budapest Hilton which was quite tidy indeed!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
paris was very dirty but the facilities were great

I LOVE LAMP

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It had surprisingly Wide hallways.

Allegedly

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I LOVE LAMP

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A warm, sunny Wgtn day, fishing with the kids in the afternoon, back home browsing the YF site and listening to Pink Floyd and Fleetwood Mac on Youtube. If I wasn't wearing any pants it would be perfect.

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I wish aerobics was like this back in the day.


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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