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Things that make you go hmmmm

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Junior82 wrote:

Listening to Fair Go and how Pascall's Milk Bottles no longer contain milk.

Does this mean that their Eskimos will no longer contain...

The "new" ones taste powdery and are horrible. It was the real milky flavour was the whole point of them. Yes, Eskimo Pies no longer contain Eskimo's.

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 10 years ago

Get the gelatine out and could suitable for Vegans?

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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over 10 years ago

Oprah is coming to town. The "First Black Female Billionaire" in 2011 according to "Stuff". She gonna tell us (At a considerable cost for tickets) what a humanitarian she is and to have her ego stroked. I'd rather it was Jerry Springer that came. At least his shows never got as moralistic and self serving as the Oprah show went.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 10 years ago

yeah, how dare she help people and tell others about it (and perhaps inspire them to do the same thing). Disgusting behaviour. 


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over 10 years ago

Shi'ite rebels or Shiite rebels?

I prefer the use of the apostrophe!

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 10 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

Shi'ite rebels or Shiite rebels?

I prefer the use of the apostrophe!

what are they turning up on Oprah?

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over 10 years ago

ForteanTimes wrote:

Junior82 wrote:

Shi'ite rebels or Shiite rebels?

I prefer the use of the apostrophe!

what are they turning up on Oprah?

Only if they can jump up and down on the couch. Of course they would have to stroke her ego for longer air time

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 10 years ago

latest Private Eye

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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Cheer up Carlos Queiroz.

Oh what can it mean

To a Team Melli gaffer

With a Shiite football team.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 10 years ago

trying to pick my fantasy EPL team for this season. hmmmmm

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

that gif is mesmerising. 


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over 10 years ago


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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over 10 years ago

Tegal wrote:

that gif is mesmerising. 

What gif? That's a live feed from my webcam as I ponder my team selection

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

"Jihadi John Abandons Isis In Fear of his Life.'

-  see www.ukyahoo.com latest quoting UK Metro Magazine.

You'll get yours mate.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 10 years ago

Another one bites the dust (no. 343) -

ex Liverpool & Leeds player Dominic Matteo declared bankrupt with over a mill in gambling debts...

see www.ukyahoo.com latest

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 10 years ago

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

Because people who break anything down to that simpler state isn't actually asking but just being condescending dicks.

People hate what they don't understand.

That's why I hate string theory, how can we be made up of string? That's cray cray.

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How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

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over 10 years ago

JonoNewton wrote:

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

Wait, Shorties isn't real? 

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

JonoNewton wrote:

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

Wait, Shorties isn't real? 

Wait, Shortland Street still exists?

WOW!


Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.


Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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over 10 years ago

bwtcf wrote:

JonoNewton wrote:

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

Wait, Shorties isn't real? 

Wait, Shortland Street still exists?

WOW!

I thought it was reality TV. Its about as good as reality TV (read: utter shyte)

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 10 years ago

Jeff Vader wrote:

bwtcf wrote:

JonoNewton wrote:

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

Wait, Shorties isn't real? 

Wait, Shortland Street still exists?

WOW!

I thought it was reality TV. Its about as good as reality TV (read: utter shyte)

I'm fairly certain its less scripted than reality TV.

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JonoNewton wrote:

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

Wait, Shorties isn't real? 

It's real. End of.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 10 years ago

1] Did they get A League permission to use their logo......think of the Minion Cleaning company down south and the Fish and Chip shop in Martinbrough.

2] Shortland Street is less scripted than "Come Dine With Me NZ", "Dancing with the Media Works employees".

3] Shortland street is more real that the afore mentioned 2 programmes above and any of those crap talentless shows we are hounded with, along with cooking shows and home renovation shows.

What we need is more cow bell!!!

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 10 years ago

Got this email from the Warehouse:

"Adult Colouring Books from $9.99 + Le Creuset Cookware from $299 & more"

Crikey Warehouse - is this really necessary?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 10 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

JonoNewton wrote:

How come the people who say "I don't get sport, it's just a bunch of guys running round after a ball" never say "I don't get movies or theatre, it's just a bunch of people playing make believe"?

"How can you watch wrestling, it's so fake" but they watch Shortland Street every night :P

Wait, Shorties isn't real? 

It's real. End of.

I wish they'd give Lia a Lobotomy - oh wait they did! 

(This joke was bought to you from the year 2009/10 when he got booked a bit).

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over 10 years ago

Why does someone working for "Stuff" have to keep putting up at least two Kardashian stories per day?

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 10 years ago

Saudi Arabia elected to Chair UN Committee on Human Rights.

Seriously, I am not kidding! 

How can a country that will not allow half its population to drive, still undertakes public beheadings, stonings and chops the hands off petty thieves be elected to this position?

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over 10 years ago

To make it even worse our bloody government kisses their behinds just like the yanks and aussies do jeff.Was reading something the other day about some jumped up charges they have against some young guy and not only are they going to behead him but also put him on a crucifix.


GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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over 10 years ago

sthn.jeff wrote:

Saudi Arabia elected to Chair UN Committee on Human Rights.

Seriously, I am not kidding! 

How can a country that will not allow half its population to drive, still undertakes public beheadings, stonings and chops the hands off petty thieves be elected to this position?

Because they have lots of money and oil? Could be worse, it could have been China. I do get what you are saying and you are bang on target.

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 10 years ago

https://www.maoritelevision.com/news/politics/native-affairs--inside-west-papua--part-1

Not even front-page news in NZ.

Hmm...

Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 10 years ago

Looking at beards of these two in the middle of pic i'm interested in only one thing: it helps them th play footbal?

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over 10 years ago

Looking at beards of these two in the middle of pic i'm interested in only one thing: it helps them th play footbal?

They're not allowed to do anything outside of football? 

Does posting on the yellow fever forums help you perform your job?


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