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Things that make you go hmmmm

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Things that make you go hmmmm

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http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/5375718/Womans-hand-nearly-severed-in-sex-romp
 
Police spokesman Kraljevic Gudelj said: "It appears they were engaged in a passionate act in the bathroom where at some stage the sink broke - leaving a jagged edge that severed the woman's hand when she fell to the floor."

The hand was reattached after a six-hour operation by surgeons in the city of Split.

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Gutted!
 
Thought is was a C & C Music Factory Appreciation Thread!
 
*SADFACE*
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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It's one of those situations where you can't laugh, it doesn't "rule" or "piss you off" and there is no feelgood about it, but at the same time...
 
(sort of like the time I saw someone wearing a Sunderland shirt in town)
 

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Porcelain can cut through bone? Since when?
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el grapadura wrote:
Porcelain can cut through bone? Since when?
 
I didn't realise your arm bone extended into your hand EG.
 
Most of us have a joint there called a wrist...

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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Regardless - below or above the wrist, or even through the wrist, I have a very difficult time believing that porcelain could cut through bone (even finger ones).
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C-Diddy wrote:


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E + R + O

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And the Pom did a runner. Back to his wife?
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Board outside bratwurst place 'For the girl who doesn't have a man but <3's the sausage'...it doesn't rule, it doesn't piss me off, but it made me chuckle...much like the lady I saw towing an oil fin heater through the CBD

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"Britain was the third largest buyer of human hair worldwide behind the United States and China in the period, said Alibaba.com, the only listed unit of China's Alibaba Group.

Over half of the searches were for Brazilian hair, and 29 percent for Indian hair, which has been used for decades in the production of wigs, according to one Indian human hair export website."

Wouldn't have thought that you could make hair extensions from Brazilians.

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Wynton Rufer on Hyundai Code...
 
WTF???
 
I wouldn't let my kids anywhere near him!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Junior82 wrote:
"Britain was the third largest buyer of human hair worldwide behind the United States and China in the period, said Alibaba.com, the only listed unit of China's Alibaba Group.

Over half of the searches were for Brazilian hair, and 29 percent for Indian hair, which has been used for decades in the production of wigs, according to one Indian human hair export website."

Wouldn't have thought that you could make hair extensions from Brazilians.

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Not sure about this (good/bad) - but why does a black egg ball shirt cost $220 and a Nix shirt cost $140? 

 

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Because stripes are the NEW BLACK!!!
 
 
C-Diddy2011-08-09 12:16:40

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/5460696/Fathers-name-stripped-from-birth-certificate
 
I would be interested to find out the reasons for this and what are the definitions on a birth certificate.
 
Surely the biological father if known should be on the certificate (I'm talking about biological parents as opposed to actual care-givers)?
 
Who brings up the child is a seperate matter from conception and birth.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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A, shall we say, "larger" collegue suggesting I had put on weight and must have plateaued with my exercise regime and not seeing the irony that she weighs at least 40kgs more than I do.

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tsk tsk. And no mention at all about John Cleese!

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Romanian rugby players with a fear of flying...not doing much for the macho rugby image is he?

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OK. I'm already over the RWC. Sorry, I really did try to get enthused about it.

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Junior82 wrote:
OK. I'm already over the RWC. Sorry, I really did try to get enthused about it.



Whats the RWC.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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Rather boring if I'm honest.

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Leggy wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
OK. I'm already over the RWC. Sorry, I really did try to get enthused about it.



Whats the RWC.
 
Isn't it rally driving for people who suffer from dyslexia?
 

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T.v 3 claiming a billion people watched the opening ceremony of the world cup, 50 million maybe but a billion hmmm...
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giddyup wrote:
T.v 3 claiming a billion people watched the opening ceremony of the world cup, 50 million maybe but a billion hmmm...
 
I'm sure Jonah even said two billion when he was interviewed by Martin Devlin. Hahaha 
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giddyup wrote:
T.v 3 claiming a billion people watched the opening ceremony of the world cup, 50 million maybe but a billion hmmm...



Could have boosted their viewership by 4,000 if they had televisions on the trains in Auckland on Friday night!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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giddyup wrote:
T.v 3 claiming a billion people watched the opening ceremony of the world cup, 50 million maybe but a billion hmmm...



To be honest, I think even 50 million would be a pretty inflated figure - guessing it could be between 20-30 million at the very most.
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So has Happy Feet become a Happy Meal?

(thought that all the hype and money spent on it was excessive and frivolous but am a bit sad that we couldn't properly repatriate it)

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Junior82 wrote:
So has Happy Feet become a Happy Meal?

(thought that all the hype and money spent on it was excessive and frivolous but am a bit sad that we couldn't properly repatriate it)


I would laugh my tits off if a deep sea fishing trawler has scooped him up in their nets!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Big hailstones.  Hope it is gone by the time I go home.

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el grapadura wrote:
giddyup wrote:
T.v 3 claiming a billion people watched the opening ceremony of the world cup, 50 million maybe but a billion hmmm...



To be honest, I think even 50 million would be a pretty inflated figure - guessing it could be between 20-30 million at the very most.


TV 3 staff are smoking too many "herbal cigarettes" again
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Student activism. Refreshing to see in these days, but protesting about making student unions voluntary (amongst other things)?

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I just googled Dale Farm and it is only 5 miles away from where we used to live.

Clearly the neighbourhood has gone down since we left!

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http://chavstest.com/quiz/index.php
 
I got 33%.  A bit disappointed, must try harder.
 
 

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Junior82 wrote:
http://chavstest.com/quiz/index.php



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I got 33%.� A bit disappointed, must try harder.

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48% Is that good or bad?

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You guys are much better than me.

Do I look bovvered?

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