$120 for a 10 minute check up and X-rays at the dentist. I think I better find a new one!
Wait til he tells you that you need an implant - "$8,000 to $11,000". "The price of a small car," he adds, grinning. Then adds, grinning again: "Of course you could get it done cheaper in Thailand. But you'd have to stay a couple of months. Or go there twice."
$2000 to get told that your wife might have a kidney stone. Murica.