running out of the shower to answer the phone only for it too stop when you get to within an arms length of reaching it and whoever it was doesn't even leave a message
Things that piss you off... (Part 1)
Ordering some cool gear through the net only for your computer to lock up at the penalternate moment when you need to click "Buy" to send your order off.
Ticket master.
People who create a market for crap music.
FFS Chris Brown get off my TV.
FFS Chris Brown get off my TV.
^^^^^^^^ With ya there!
People who have a 'catch phrase'. My dad, whenever he rings me up, has to say "how'd'ya'be". I love him to bits but it stopped being endearing about 20 years ago.
FFS Chris Brown get off my TV.
That musicians have stopped having 'rock'n'roll' type names. Chris Brown, Jack Johnson, James Morrisson. For f**k's sake, where are their imaginations?
SMOKING!! Both the mugs that start smoking and the scum that manufacture/sell cigs!! 
People who have a 'catch phrase'. My dad, whenever he rings me up, has to say "how'd'ya'be". I love him to bits but it stopped being endearing about 20 years ago.
+1
"What can I do you for?" - you can start by NOT TALKING LIKE SOME RETARDED "DARLING BUDS OF MAY" EXTRA!!!!
"What can I do you for?"
Yeah, that's probably the worst.
That or
"See you later."
"Not if I see you first!"
Wow! Wacky! Zany! What a character!
People who are "hard case".
Or worse, people who are "hard case, good value, but...."
1. my cell phone not having "spinach" or "bitch" in its predictive dictionary.
2. my cell phone not having a tool to add words to its predictive dictionary.
People who say, for example, "The council turned around & said this..." OR "He turned around & said that..." 
1. my cell phone not having "spinach" or "bitch" in its predictive dictionary.
2. my cell phone not having a tool to add words to its predictive dictionary.
...and that NUN comes up before MUM. How often do you have to phone your Nun?
Morrocan high school student jailed 18 months for saying :
"الله � الوطن � البارصا" (God, Nation, Bar�a). The student used the moroccan national motto God, Nation, King to express his enthousiasm for the spanish football team FC Barcelone.
FFS
dairy, you have to wonder how small minded some people/religeons/countries really are!!
The Westboro Baptist Church.
1. my cell phone not having "spinach" or "bitch" in its predictive dictionary.
2. my cell phone not having a tool to add words to its predictive dictionary.
3. my cell phone not having a tool to remove words from its predictive dictionary.
Why would I ever want to go for an adds ?
Im trying to figure how you come up with a text with both the words "spinach" and "bitch" in them
the bitch ate my spinach..............
I could go on all day.....
spinach staints are a bitch to remove from a white tee......
that bitch let me beat her with spinach....
I could go on all day.....
haha could be a fun game.
Still,kind of odd
have you met Smarah????
Bryce Lawrence & the cheating Cantabs - Make the Auckland professional foulers look innocent.
Wellington Sport always choking:
Firebirds
Saints
Lions
Hurricanes...
Firebirds
Saints
Lions
Hurricanes...
"Who is a member of the elite?" Williams asked, according to excerpts
of the interview, which will air this evening on "Nightly News."
"Oh, I guess just people who think that they're better than anyone else. And-- John McCain and I are so committed to serving every American. Hard-working, middle-class Americans who are so desiring of this economy getting put back on the right track. And winning these wars. And America's starting to reach her potential. And that is opportunity and hope provided everyone equally. So anyone who thinks that they are-- I guess-- better than anyone else, that's-- that's my definition of elitism," Palin replied.
"Oh, I guess just people who think that they're better than anyone else. And-- John McCain and I are so committed to serving every American. Hard-working, middle-class Americans who are so desiring of this economy getting put back on the right track. And winning these wars. And America's starting to reach her potential. And that is opportunity and hope provided everyone equally. So anyone who thinks that they are-- I guess-- better than anyone else, that's-- that's my definition of elitism," Palin replied.
Sean Hannity, its funny watching him as the election gets closer. It will be very exciting in the couple of days before
and Bill O'Reilly
Think they will actually explode ?
Well Hannity might/will! But Bill O'Reily, what are you trying to say? Are you saying he isnt a neutral and that his show has some kind of biased? But its the no spin zone! 
How can you even suggest fox isn't fair and balanced!?
The FFA banning the flying of the "Eureka Flag" at Melbourne Victory games, on the grounds that it's a political symbol.
Well Hannity might/will! But Bill O'Reily, what are you trying to say? Are you saying he isnt a neutral and that his show has some kind of biased? But its the no spin zone!
i'm trying to say Bill O'Reilly = sanctimonious ar$ehole
giddyup2008-10-27 11:43:29
Sundays result
haha could be a fun game.
Still,kind of odd
whats worse - I discovered yesterday that the dictionary has phenylketonuria and phenylanaline hydroxylase... wtf Samsung, wtf.
I hate my samsung phone is rubbish
I hate that my boss is a friend on my Facebook...wtf was I thinking?
Mind you, not as much as this bloke must hate it -
Lolage.
Mind you, not as much as this bloke must hate it -
Lolage.
haha saw that what an idiot.......
Hahaha on the O'Reily Factor today his major segment is about how sh*t and biased all the other news channels are. Im glad we have such a fair and balanced network to provide us with the truth
People who hate Mashed Potatoes and Gravy!
w**kers!