Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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Two Mill a year to go to France id start cutting my hair in odd ways to
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bopman wrote:
Two Mill a year to go to France id start cutting my hair in odd ways to
 
 
 
Hell no.
First Team Squad
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toilet brushes
 
 
ok let me break it down
 
1.  you leave skidmarks
2. u brush skidmarks of with aply named toilet brush
3. u realise that the toilet brush now has crap on it
4. u decide the only reasonable way to clean is to flush the toilet and hold it under
5. ur plan fails miserably
6. u lift the brush out spilling water on the seat
7.u clean the seat and put the crap covered brush away
 
maybe its just me?
Starting XI
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Cosimo wrote:
Torne wrote:
Being old enough to be independent but legally too young to do anything!


what's sooo weird is that the legal age to have sex is 16, but the legal age to watch people having sex is 18 - I mean, WTF!!!????

does that mean you should shut your eyes while you root until you are 18 also??


And can video yourself making the baby but cant watch the video for 2 years?
Marquee
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pedersen wrote:
toilet brushes
 
 
ok let me break it down
 
1.  you leave skidmarks
2. u brush skidmarks of with aply named toilet brush
3. u realise that the toilet brush now has crap on it
4. u decide the only reasonable way to clean is to flush the toilet and hold it under
5. ur plan fails miserably
6. u lift the brush out spilling water on the seat
7.u clean the seat and put the crap covered brush away
 
maybe its just me?


totally agree - i pour water from a  kettle on the  sides, that way, nothing touches the faeces
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Starting XI
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Cosimo wrote:
Torne wrote:
Being old enough to be independent but legally too young to do anything!


what's sooo weird is that the legal age to have sex is 16, but the legal age to watch people having sex is 18 - I mean, WTF!!!????

does that mean you should shut your eyes while you root until you are 18 also??


Wasn't QUITE what i was getting at. I was thinkinh more like.. driving... or getting a job at New World!


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Starting XI
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When awarding a free kick the defending teams players, when coming back to defend the free nonchalantly 'walk' in front of the ball and the FK taker to take up their defensive position.

Send em off!
Phoenix Academy
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people that ask you - "so what do you know"
Marquee
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pushy/over-friendly salespeople - f**k off Cosimo2008-12-12 15:48:56
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chchnix wrote:
people that ask you - "so what do you know"
 
I think we should vote.
Is "What do you know?" as annoying as people who ask "What can I do you for?"
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TheJam wrote:
chchnix wrote:
people that ask you - "so what do you know"
 
I think we should vote.
Is "What do you know?" as annoying as people who ask "What can I do you for?"


or:

"are you/we winning?"
Starting XI
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<cross posted>

Why do people go the match if they are not the least bit interested in being there?
Why spend $50 to go to a match to talk incessantly about the $5K payrise you turned down?
Why does it take seven people to go and buy chips for a group of seven people?
Is the stadium registered as a kids daycare centre?
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Just plain old "How are you?" is damned annoying, especially when the asker doesn't give a f**k about your answer.
There is a guy at work who, everytime he passes you hurrying to yet another important meeting, says "Howareya". You could quite easily respond with "Well, my wife just topped herself, my sister's got ovarian cancer and my testicles have shrunk to the size of raisins" and he wouldn't be around to hear the answer anyway. If you ask a question, at least have the grace to stick around .
And as for Jim Hickey saying "Hi everyone, howareya?" whenever he appears on our screens, well the guy gets Twittier every time he asks it.
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Leaving your Ferry ticket to watch the Phoenix in f**king blenhiem. Hopefully the ferry people are nice anyway and let me on, Otherwise I wasted $120.
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Gangsta! wrote:
Leaving your Ferry ticket to watch the Phoenix in f**king blenhiem. Hopefully the ferry people are nice anyway and let me on, Otherwise I wasted $120.


Text Simon once you know
Appiah without the pace
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Supermarkets at xmas.
 
Actually I'm just gonna make that Xmas in general
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2ndBest wrote:
Supermarkets at xmas.
 
Actually I'm just gonna make that Xmas in general


You dont like Christmas?


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2ndBest wrote:
Supermarkets at xmas.
 
Actually I'm just gonna make that Xmas in general
 
The whole of December for me.
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Appiah without the pace
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Starting XI
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Drivers who run through STOP signs right into my path!!!!  TWICE in an HOUR!! FFS

No damage done.

Jag
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2ndBest wrote:
Supermarkets at xmas.
 
Actually I'm just gonna make that Xmas in general
 
"Oh, the shops are shut for a couple of days. I'd better get down to the supermarket and buy up 4 months worth of food and drink." Twits.
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Political parties who forget who voted for them.  This is the FASTEST let down I can recall....

https://www.stuff.co.nz/dominionpost/4800778a27348.html
Marquee
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Customers who are unable to differentiate between the trolleys we have at work.  They stand there for ages trying to shove two trolleys together when they are clearly different makes that don't go together at all. 

I should also add the fact that work bought two different makes of trollyes (why would you do that?)
loyalgunner2008-12-24 20:32:49
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Starting XI
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I hate how my partner leaves out the vacuum cleaner once she has finished doing it.  It's like, look, I did it, now trip over it.  Oh, and it's always in a hallway or doorway too, so it's really in the way...
LG
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A new pet hate - Wealthy or well offish people whom are starting to frequent the Christmas dinners meant for the homesless or lonely destitute people. I dont mind if they are there to work and help, but to turn up foir a feed, well, thats another story.
 
It was intended to give the less fortunate  a taste of the christmas spirit and a decent feed. Now it is starting to get hijacked by some higher income earners too lazy to cook for themselves or too lazy to do dishes afterwards.
 
So much for the spirit of community. Greedy need free feedy??
Lonegunmen2008-12-25 20:48:11
Jag
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Scottishbhoy wrote:
Jag, do you miss Scottish xmas?


Dunno if I miss it exactly but, after 11 years, I still can't get used to Xmas here.
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Jag wrote:
Scottishbhoy wrote:
Jag, do you miss Scottish xmas?


Dunno if I miss it exactly but, after 11 years, I still can't get used to Xmas here.
 
Yeah, i can't get use to it either. I mean nz doesn't really get into it do they..? I mean I remember going into M&S and seeing the big displays of food and decorations and here its like no one really cares. Annoys me tbh
Scottishbhoy2008-12-26 12:36:34
Appiah without the pace
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Tegal Fan Club Member #3
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cam-bwfc wrote:
Linesman
 
 
hey hey easy up on us big man
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Scottishbhoy wrote:
cam-bwfc wrote:
Linesman
 
 
hey hey easy up on us big man


And Palacios even had the cheek to wink at the bench afterwards, he knew it was in to.

He deserves to go on this list of things that piss you off, Wilson "Roll roll roll" Palacios
cam-bwfc2008-12-30 01:50:09
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Lonegunmen wrote:
A new pet hate - Wealthy or well offish people whom are starting to frequent the Christmas dinners meant for the homesless or lonely destitute people. I dont mind if they are there to work and help, but to turn up foir a feed, well, thats another story.
 
It was intended to give the less fortunate  a taste of the christmas spirit and a decent feed. Now it is starting to get hijacked by some higher income earners too lazy to cook for themselves or too lazy to do dishes afterwards.
 
So much for the spirit of community. Greedy need free feedy??


You serious Lone? When did you hear about this?
LG
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I saw it on a news clip, you know how they go around the various centers, judging by the standard of dress  and clothes types, they were not homeless, destitutes or "lower class" If i can find that clip I'll link it.
Starting XI
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cats that run off with your smoked fish!!!!   
Marquee
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Feeling the need to sneeze while eating muesli and being unable to stop it.
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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)