Things that piss you off...

Someone behind me was chanting "Come on Nix" instead of Yellow Army. I think he genuinely thought that was what the chant was.

That's not even enough syllables!

I'm sick :( And it's not even self inflicted!! Stupid head cold

Poor you. Have a large Coruba and small coke and go to bed. Wake up in the morning feeling a lot better

Waiting to Feb 02

Unacceptable!

Antibiotics

Make sure you eat some probiotic yoghut every day whilst on the course. AB's really hammer the stomach flora and there's enough early studies that suggest Probiotics can help with this.

the sun, working in a plant nursery in greenhouses the temperature usually hits the mid to high 30's by 10 am

That the French police have not found and  put a bullet in the two cowardly gunman that murdered those twelve people.

Think one has handed himself in not long ago. But agree with the sentiment.

The 3 News logo down the bottom left hand side of the screen. It always blocks out the score of cricket and tennis when they show the sports news. Bloody annoying.

The games over in Australia that dont show the time or score in the top left hand corner - eg: Australia V Kuwait.

Charlie Nicholas having to apologise for saying Fernando and Fernandinho looked the same and he couldn't tell them apart. Its not racist ffs nor is it offensive. They have a similar name and look alike. People yet again desperate to be outraged by absolutely anything these days, makes me fudgeing sick.

A major international competition on at the moment on our doorstep, local ASBP derby this weekend, we are 2nd in the league and looking good.

... and I'm still mightily annoyed that we have this 4 week mid-season break.

Even the off-season posting bollocks-fest is not a crowd-puller.

Jesus Wept.

Mods. Take Control

people in the office who are always complaining about everything - "I'm sick", "I'm really tired today", "my foot hurts".  Fudge off you miserable Twits - no one likes working but we all have to put up with it.

fudgeing swear filters on here. Fudgeing? Cods? Wankers? Twits? 

Aren't we all adults who sometimes are exposed to rude words and can deal with them?

Edit - ha, wankers is alright.  Well in that case the wanking rule set up by some wankers is a load of old wank.

Having to put on shoes and socks this morning after nearly a month of just jandals or bare feet.

Hope you were not going into Frankie's office

Spent a good 1/2 hour yesterday morning trying to get a image linked into a post, until I realised that it even edits hyperlinks, so the image titled "Fu*kyeah.jpg" gets changed to "Fudgeyeah" and kept not showing up.

Two weeks until the resumption of my life and four weeks until my life is complete (at Hutt Rec).

fudgeitty fudge fudge fudge

Fudgeers who spread their shark over two seats on a busy train then give you a sitty look when you ask them to move it so you can sit.

Google music play that gets shiity with you because you want to save your music to an SD card. I paid for it, is should be able to save it to what I like. It's  not lime I am handing it out to anyone else.

you didn't pay to own the music and do what you like with it, you paid to use the service. 

So much this! Is it that hard to put your bag , jacket etc on your lap or the floor

Words that are created by combining two other words that share the same or similar meaning as thenewly created word.

For example, why the fudge do people feel the need to say "chillax" when Chill or Relax would suffice?

Ii hate appreviations. You are not jelly, you are jealous. Its not noms, its lunch or food. Its not the Broncs, its the Broncos (already short for Brisbane Broncos) Its not whatevs, its whatever.

I fudgeing hate kids that bastardise the English language.

take a chill man 

Note: 'chill' is an abbreviation of the words 'chill' and 'pill'

I understand JV. Except for the Broncs, just like we say the Nix.

Quite right Jeffrey. Sorry, Michael.

Well played Jerzy and Exaldear

ringing the 0800 Samsung number for New Zealand and getting someone who  has little understanding of English. After 25 minutes I gave up. The microwave I bought in December may have blown a fuse, quite simple really. Covered by the warantee.

I might have to take it to some place in Tory street yet. So  whole week without it means no reheating food. Dunno why the fuse went thouh. When I went out this morning it was working fine, got home at 3pm and its not working. No one touched it.

CTRL + ALT + DEL?

David Warner, is that you?

yeah i know but it was a situation where i even had to phonetically spell some words for him before he understood. I found it quite frustrating whereas Warner was just being a prick.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Yeah but they still struggle with English

yep. Done all the obvious checks.

Fudgeing flies and white tail spiders! Seriously get the fudge out of my house!!!

Having to work the last week before being made redundant. Seriously, if I had the word "executive" in my title somewhere I'd be in the garden already. Bitches.