things that rule

Marquee
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5.2K
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about 17 years

Getting Guns n Roses seats alongside four of my Phoenix supporting friends. Bring on the 2nd of February.

Marquee
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almost 13 years

Getting Guns n Roses seats alongside four of my Phoenix supporting friends. Bring on the 2nd of February.

Take me down to Wellington city where the Phoenix play and the fever sing ditties?
Marquee
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6.5K
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over 11 years

Devon. A river runs through it. 

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Legend
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24K
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about 17 years

I can imagine the Zone breaking into a chorus of "November Rain"

Starting XI
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2.7K
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over 10 years

After exactly 150 days since some Diego Costa-like motherfather chopped me down, I have driven a car for the first time since my injury. On top of this, the metal plates may come out this Novemember rather than next November with a view to getting me back playing cricket in the New Year. 12 months ahead of schedule rocks!

Starting XI
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3.7K
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over 10 years
Starting XI
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3.7K
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over 10 years

HAIR SPRAY!!!

Oh my god, why did nobody tell me about this magical mixture?

I'm house sitting and the boy drew on the walls in vivid.  Googleing desperately I read hair spray can help, soaked a cotton bud in it and OH MY GOD NO VIVID.

Dads out there, dont panic when your child draws on the walls in vivid, there is a magic concoction here to help you.

Pro Tip: It will take some of the colour out of the wallpaper so plan for how you do strokes so it doesnt look weird.

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1.7K
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over 16 years
Drunk_Monk wrote:

HAIR SPRAY!!!

Oh my god, why did nobody tell me about this magical mixture?

I'm house sitting and the boy drew on the walls in vivid.  Googleing desperately I read hair spray can help, soaked a cotton bud in it and OH MY GOD NO VIVID.

Dads out there, dont panic when your child draws on the walls in vivid, there is a magic concoction here to help you.

Pro Tip: It will take some of the colour out of the wallpaper so plan for how you do strokes so it doesnt look weird.


Plan for how you do strokes = lol
Marquee
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9.7K
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almost 14 years

You just have to explain why the walls in their bedroom are all sticky.

One in a million
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9.6K
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over 17 years

Ryan wrote:

You just have to explain why the walls in their bedroom are all sticky.

At least they won't move even in an earthquake!

LG
Legend
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24K
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about 17 years

Royz for literally putting his life on the line to help an 81 year old. Those dogs could have easily turned on him just as visciously. You really have done a most wonderful thing.

Marquee
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6.3K
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over 17 years

this week of sport - NFL, MLB postseason begins, A-League...

Starting XI
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3.7K
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over 10 years

the fever zone.  I missed this so much.

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Legend
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24K
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about 17 years

This is why I love the game and always have loved the game. Especially just after 4 minutes in, if that doesn't touch your heart ....

Starting XI
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3.7K
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over 10 years

bloody allergies 

Marquee
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7.5K
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over 17 years

Bananas wrote:

bloody allergies 

Wrong thread?  Or are you a fan of itchy eyes, drippy nose and scratchy throat?

Starting XI
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3.7K
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over 10 years

aitkenmike wrote:

Bananas wrote:

bloody allergies 

Wrong thread?  Or are you a fan of itchy eyes, drippy nose and scratchy throat?

It was a joke about the reaction my body had to the above video.

Marquee
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7.5K
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over 17 years

Bananas wrote:

aitkenmike wrote:

Bananas wrote:

bloody allergies 

Wrong thread?  Or are you a fan of itchy eyes, drippy nose and scratchy throat?

It was a joke about the reaction my body had to the above video.

Whooosh! That went right over my head as I didn't watch the video.  Sorry.  

Just watched the 4th minute bit and yep, my allergies started playing up too.

28
470
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1.7K
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over 16 years

There's no fracture in my leg and I most likely can probably still compete in the half ironman in 6 weeks

Chant Savant
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12K
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over 17 years

I <3 Nix wrote:

There's no fracture in my leg and I most likely can probably still compete in the half ironman in 6 weeks

Yays!

LG
Legend
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24K
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about 17 years

Having read all the Lee Child books, Jack Reacher reached the age of 56 on October 31 2016. He is 3 days older than me!!

Legend
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17K
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over 17 years

Ireland battering the All Blacks.

Starting XI
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2.7K
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over 10 years

Getting a new job! Woo!

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1.7K
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over 16 years

Being part of a pretty sweet neighbourhood group. Myself and my flatmates, my next door neighbour, the downstairs neighbours and the 2 sets of neighbours out the back are debriefing the earthquake over a few wines/ciders/beers/whiskeys. Feeling safe and supported

LG
Legend
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24K
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about 17 years

And intoxicated.......

LG
Legend
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24K
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about 17 years

John Key resigning from December 12th and leaving his mate English to carry the can should they lose the next election.

Cock
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16K
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about 15 years

Yeah but they wont. Labour are a train wreck and are broke. Labour will stay around 25%

LG
Legend
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24K
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about 17 years

You are quite right on that point. There is no opposition in this country...well not one that can be taken seriously.

Marquee
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9.7K
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almost 14 years

Well it's MMP, the combined left is pretty close.

I've never voted for him but Key does a good job, English will be quite scary - he's a climate change denier for instance.

Legend
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17K
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over 17 years

Thank fudge that useless shark cod is resigning. And I most definitely do not mean Merrick.

LG
Legend
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24K
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about 17 years

There are a few on here that love him. Not me, I liked Ron Mark.

Lawyerish
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5.1K
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over 13 years

he will be able to grab them by the hair a lot more now

tradition and history
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9.9K
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over 17 years

Lonegunmen wrote:

There are a few on here that love him. Not me, I liked Ron Mark.

Fact is that he was the most popular PM ever.

Marquee
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6.3K
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over 17 years

Leggy wrote:

Lonegunmen wrote:

There are a few on here that love him. Not me, I liked Ron Mark.

Fact is that he was the most popular PM ever.

because he portrayed himself as a nice Kiwi bloke who enjoys rugby, beer and a BBQ and doesn't appear to get rattled by stuff and that's what matters most

Chant Savant
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12K
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over 17 years

Cosimo wrote:

Leggy wrote:

Lonegunmen wrote:

There are a few on here that love him. Not me, I liked Ron Mark.

Fact is that he was the most popular PM ever.

because he portrayed himself as a nice Kiwi bloke who enjoys rugby, beer and a BBQ and doesn't appear to get rattled by stuff and that's what matters most

Poor mans Tim Shadbolt!

Starting XI
850
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2.7K
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over 10 years

Last day at my job, holiday pay in my account, pub downstairs, day off tomorrow...

Starting XI
510
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2.1K
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over 15 years

LeighboNZ wrote:

Last day at my job, holiday pay in my account, pub downstairs, day off tomorrow...

28
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1.7K
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over 16 years
LG
Legend
5.9K
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24K
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about 17 years

And your amazing suntan !!

Starting XI
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2.7K
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over 10 years
Pearl Jam inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. There will be mixed feelings for people in this I'm sure but to me, they are legends!

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