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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Brilliant, thanks a lot. Haha, yeah, well- its all kind of new and awkward... And there's a real peer pressure around it too.
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timmymadden wrote:


Look at her eyes, not her boobs is a good start, I almost always failed on that one. Just relax, nothing worse than a poser.
 
. Righto.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This is all good stuff. I have nothing to offer sorry El. Would be as inexperienced (if not less) than you.
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Torne wrote:
This is all good stuff. I have nothing to offer sorry El. Would be as inexperienced (if not less) than you.
 
Yeah, I've got my notebook out... Defo not less than. I'm more awkward than Michael Cera! (Well, not quite...)
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el-kun, skip the coffee and book a motel

 
haha jokes, Good luck and tell us how it goes. Better hpe she aint on these forumS!

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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El-Kun wrote:
timmymadden wrote:


Look at her eyes, not her boobs is a good start, I almost always failed on that one. Just relax, nothing worse than a poser.
 
. Righto.
 
 
Yeah there was some study done recently that states that men have to check teh boobies it's the way we are programmed
 
You don't want to come over like a vicar either, don't be afraid to give her admiring looks.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
. Thanks for the advice! Nah, I highly doubt she is. If she was into football I'd have her hanging off my every word!
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ForteanTimes wrote:
El-Kun wrote:
timmymadden wrote:


Look at her eyes, not her boobs is a good start, I almost always failed on that one. Just relax, nothing worse than a poser.
 
. Righto.
 
 
Yeah there was some study done recently that states that men have to check teh boobies it's the way we are programmed
 
You don't want to come over like a vicar either, don't be afraid to give her admiring looks.
 
. Nice. I wonder why... They are, to quote Birdy, "just over-sized mammory glands"!
 
Right. So look, but not too long or too obvious...
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ohh make sure you have your knife and fork held correctly. Heard on the radio that around 60% of women wouldn't go on a 2nd date cause of that. How stupid.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Is she a looker btw?
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El-Kun wrote:
ForteanTimes wrote:
El-Kun wrote:
timmymadden wrote:


Look at her eyes, not her boobs is a good start, I almost always failed on that one. Just relax, nothing worse than a poser.
 
. Righto.
 
 
Yeah there was some study done recently that states that men have to check teh boobies it's the way we are programmed
 
You don't want to come over like a vicar either, don't be afraid to give her admiring looks.
 
. Nice. I wonder why... They are, to quote Birdy, "just over-sized mammory glands"!
 
Right. So look, but not too long or too obvious...
 
yeah not to long and obvious admire the beauty of her face. Also never talk about an ex if you have one. Be funny also.

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I think YF needs to switch to Footballfansdating.co.nz
 
haha

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Be yourself. Act confident. Smell good. Make her laugh. Compliment her.

Do this and you should be alright.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
I think YF needs to switch to Footballfansdating.co.nz
 
haha
 
. Agree!!
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Torne wrote:
Is she a looker btw?
 
Yeah, she's nice. I mean, obviously not real nice otherwise she wouldn't want to go with me, but she's pretty. Cute, rather than hot, if you know what I mean.
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Buffon II wrote:
Be yourself. Act confident. Smell good. Make her laugh. Compliment her.

Do this and you should be alright.
 
Be myself- get up and start chanting the Torres song! That should do the trick!
 
Nah, thanks Buff. Compliments, funny and confidence.
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El-Kun wrote:
Torne wrote:
Is she a looker btw?
 
Yeah, she's nice. I mean, obviously not real nice otherwise she wouldn't want to go with me, but she's pretty. Cute, rather than hot, if you know what I mean.
 
Cut that out, you have to believe that you can pull the lady in question so don't run yourself down.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oh yeah, right!
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
At any rate, mad respect for working up the courage to ask her out.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Thanks. She's just super cool and I'm a little bit all over the place at the moment with the sh*te from the 'Pool and anticipation for All Whites!! Haha
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
El-Kun wrote:
Thanks. She's just super cool and I'm a little bit all over the place at the moment with the sh*te from the 'Pool and anticipation for All Whites!! Haha


choke the chicken before you meet up with her
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Cosimo wrote:
El-Kun wrote:
Thanks. She's just super cool and I'm a little bit all over the place at the moment with the sh*te from the 'Pool and anticipation for All Whites!! Haha


choke the chicken before you meet up with her
 major lols
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
well done EK, hope your date goes well.  From a womans perspective agree with the male advice but also please be a gentleman ie open doors and wait till shes seated before you sit down.  And it's always nice to offer to walk her home.  Means you give a sh*t.  But don't be offended if she declines it doesnt mean she doesnt like you.  Have fun!
 
My thing that rules today, Connect 4 the boardgame! 
 
Oceanic62009-10-10 12:34:38
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Wish I were a teenager again, I'd do so many things differently. I was hopeless with the ladies.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Enjoying this to be honest. Cosimo would have to win advice of the day.
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Oceanic6 wrote:
well done EK, hope your date goes well.  From a womans perspective agree with the male advice but also please be a gentleman ie open doors and wait till shes seated before you sit down.  And it's always nice to offer to walk her home.  Means you give a sh*t.  But don't be offended if she declines it doesnt mean she doesnt like you.  Have fun!
 
My thing that rules today, Connect 4 the boardgame! 
 
 
Thanks! Righto. Polite. Lucky my parents have trained me well (ish)!
 
I was playing that just the other day with my mate- it was pretty enjoyable, tbh!
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8300463.stm

brilliant
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
0-0 World Cup playoffs!!!!!


Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stan Smith 
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Getting my Nix shirt for $91 at the Rebel 30%-off-all-clothing sale over the weekend.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
sh*t! Why didnt you share this info sooner  is it still on?

Allegedly

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"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Tegal wrote:
sh*t! Why didnt you share this info sooner  is it still on?


It was only for the weekend.  It was advertised in the papers & TV.
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Tim Cahill's Goal Celebration
 
C-Diddy2009-10-15 00:44:26

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Finding out how small the world is... 

 Finally seeing some benefit from going to the gym and yoga.... 
dairyflat2009-10-16 17:31:28
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
New football skin for Firefox. And goody goody gum drops ice cream. timmymadden2009-10-16 21:00:52
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mike Delany being in the All Blacks!

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
BOOBS

Allegedly

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Boobs?  Shouldn't they be in the "perk" thread?
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