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things that rule
I like tautologies because I like them.
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just to complement the (very fun) pissed off thread...righto *cracks knuckles* to start off

Big M chocolate milk - it's even better than Wave (there I said it)

the Nix can play like crap and still come away with a draw - shows the potential they have

good beer, whiskey and wine

the fact we get fresh fruit everyday at my work

health insurance

wmfu internet radio station

the fact the 5-month winter is almost over
Cosimo2008-08-21 20:08:58
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Kings, Prime Ministers, Junta Militias

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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Jeremy Brockie stunning China with a gorgeous goal in the Olympics.
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Me
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Dark chocolate M&M's 


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The Wellington Phoenix

My iPod and most of the musics on it.
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This website that allows us the luxury of sharing thoughts and experiences.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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ginger_eejit wrote:
Kings, Prime Ministers, Junta Militias


wit
I like tautologies because I like them.
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that LG feels cosy enough on here to divulge his "two in the pink, one in the stink" technique.
Cosimo2008-08-21 21:08:04
I like tautologies because I like them.
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That anberlins album was leaked!
 
Due out 30th September but I gots it now :P
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giddyup wrote:
Dark chocolate M&M's 




and dark chocolate peanut slabs - genius
I like tautologies because I like them.
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fit girls in tartan mini skirts and knee high black leather boots.
 
getting offered a job (apparently........)
 
having a cold beer after a run/game of football on a hot day
 
crying tears of joy when you see Kylie appear on stage
 
going to a nice restaurant and having a sommelier match the perfect glass of wine to match the food
 
coca-cola

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Sunday papers
Coffee
My SKY
4-4-2 magazine (UK version)
Steinlager Pure
 
 
 
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Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats

18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats

A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on 40 - no electric shocks

The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox

Health service glasses
Gigolos and brasses
round or skinny bottoms

Take your mum to paris
lighting up the chalice
wee willy harris

Bantu Stephen Biko, listening to Rico
Harpo, Groucho, Chico

Cheddar cheese and pickle, the Vincent motorsickle
Slap and tickle
Woody Allen, Dali, Dimitri and Pasquale
balabalabala and Volare

Something nice to study, phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddy
Saying hokey-dokey, singalonga Smokey
Coming out of chokey

John Coltrane's soprano, Adi Celentano
Bonar Colleano
 
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oh yeah, and Plaistow Patricia
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Pork done properly in all it's states
Monteiths Summer Ale
Wellington on a still, clear day
Lunch time footy at Kelburn Park in Summer
Asian Kitchen Mee Goreng
Satay Village Rendang


Hard News2008-08-21 21:45:38

How's my driving? - Whine here

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Boobs.

Sweet tunes.

Big, dramatic skies.

Being 3 nil up at half time.
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Hard News wrote:
Yes, yes... how on earth could I forget Boobs.
 
you can't rate your own body parts as things that rule - that is just too vain.
 
"Things that rule?  my hair...."

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Hard News wrote:

Wellington on a still, clear day


Seems to me that thats everyday....

We sing "We've got the wind the rain and the Phoenix" but the 3 times I've been there this year there has been no wind and no rain.

Stop lying to me.
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Get f**ked Frankie...

More things that Rule.

Junior News, he's f**king magic. 
Mrs. News.
Phoenix Match Days.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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Indoor Netball. I'm playing this year...can't wait.
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Bosstones. Again.

Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Cheers HN.
 
The ability to send an e-mail anywhwere in the world in a matter of seconds which in snail mail days could have taken more than 3 months to arrive.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Music in general.
Whittakers Milk Chocolate.
Girl I met tonight
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Cherry Ripe chocolate bars (Cherry, Coconut, and Chocolate all together!)

Mexican food.
Seeing a band you've never heard of before and being blown away by them.
Live comedy.
Tunes so good you have to get up and dance to them ...
Backpacking holidays.

Girls are definitely not part of this list tonight (hmmph!)
Bevan2008-08-21 23:39:12
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Managing to paint all five chest chevrons and an Admiral logo on your heavyweight West Ham 1978 Subbuteo team.
Paying $326 for a 22 single Jam collection on trademe with the express intention of on selling 21 of the singles and keeping the Italian Eton Rifles with the unique sleeve..
Finding out via your 20 week scan that your child is going to be a boy (and definitely a boy, he's hung like a nineteenth century highwayman).
Beer.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Sliced bread.....
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Home.

And boobs...

and the girl I met last month.





(oh, and Wenger signing a quality DM)




E + R + O

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TheJam wrote:
Finding out via your 20 week scan that your child is going to be a boy (and definitely a boy, he's hung like a nineteenth century highwayman).


Geddin big fella! Nice work!
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My wee boy.

He's class.
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my two fantastic boys

my hardworking husband....*thats incase he reads this*..
 
my parents
 
friends
 
my mental black dog..he is crazy but he rules
 
any kind of curry
 
mars bar slice......hmmmmmmmmmmm yum
 
sunshine
 
 
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Spontaneous choreography
 
Pay day
 
Spell check
 
Laughter
 
 
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chocolate milk in a little carton, that way you never feel sick after
 
$3 small cheeseburger combo, reminds me of being 5 again
 
the whangamata surf club after dark in the summer holidays when i was aged 13-17
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Standing on the beach at the end of Wainui's Coast Road in a southerly storm.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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TheJam wrote:
Finding out via your 20 week scan that your child is going to be a boy (and definitely a boy, he's hung like a nineteenth century highwayman).
Beer.
Dont go getting to cocky have recently heard a couple of stories one where the couple were assured it was girl they were having and they had a boy and the other they were told it was girl which it was its just they wernt told there was also a boy.

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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Notice that its not the other way round? That's because to the best of my knowledge, the penis is hte only thing they can look for that will confirm gender. If they don't see one then they may assume its a girl but you can't be 100% sure. If they've seen one you can be pretty sure its a boy.
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Notice that its not the other way round? That's because to the best of my knowledge, the penis is hte only thing they can look for that will confirm gender. If they don't see one then they may assume its a girl but you can't be 100% sure. If they've seen one you can be pretty sure its a boy.



Or at least a future PM


E + R + O

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rulers, protractors, embarrassing addictions

You know we belong together...

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ballane wrote:
TheJam wrote:
Finding out via your 20 week scan that your child is going to be a boy (and definitely a boy, he's hung like a nineteenth century highwayman).
Beer.
Dont go getting to cocky have recently heard a couple of stories one where the couple were assured it was girl they were having and they had a boy and the other they were told it was girl which it was its just they wernt told there was also a boy.
 
heard things like that too
 
sometimes its the umbilical cord.maybe thats why it looked so big..usually they wont commit 100% anyway.
 
 
but don't wanna rain on your parade TheJam so good luck and its cool having boys.....
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