Tiger a Lion Cheetah?

Tiger a Lion Cheetah?

What's the difference between a golf ball & a SUV?  Tiger can drive a gold ball 400 yards. Wongo2009-12-01 07:53:55

It's been reported that Tiger Woods has crashed his car into a tree.

Police say he's not seriously hurt, just feeling a bit under par

you'd have to be a bit green to not know that marital strife is putt and parcel of such a high profile career-sure Tiger's probably feeling a bit rough that he's strayed out of bounds but he's not the cad he thinks he is.

Couldn't see the woods for the trees tbf.

So the Tiger couldn't drive through the trees and got wedged between a rock and a hard place enabling Mrs Tiger to pitch and club him till the Birdies sang around his head.

I bet when this news broke Steve Williams nearly had a stroke. Tiger having marriage problems and being mega famous should not feel down too much, it'd be par for the course given his position and not too much of a handicap. Lonegunmen2009-12-01 13:20:20

All this gossip driving a wedge between Tiger and his missus. Shank goodness when this all fades away.

fourrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

This thread has a fair way to go before Tiger recieves his punishment

I'm surprised there arn't more "links"

Let's just sit back, have a sandwedge & see what comes out of all this.

A sandwedge?  Will have to be a good one.  Tiger is well and truely bunkered down by the looks of it.  Has a lot of differences to iron out.

Will Tiger be shafted? The course of events will be interesting. It shouldn't handicap his career though.

This is classic:

Great CGA.  Didn't understand a word but got the gist.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/091202/sports/golf_tiger_woods_7 So Tiger is  human after all. I could say something about wood here but i'll resist.

So what does Tiger Woods and a Seal have in common?? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegon!  tada Boosh ! Lonegunmen2009-12-03 08:08:34

Tiger is a Lion Cheetah and is now in the Doghouse

I wonder if his wife with stick it out wtih him or not.  Hope he sorted a good Prenup.   That cocktail waitress is smart keeping the messages.  Bet she made a packet out of the story. 

Apparantly 3 different rounds of infidelity...

They call the 3rd round moving day so you never know whats next!

You know how Tiger hit the firehydrant and the tree, he couldn't decide whether to use an Iron or a Wood. Bading boosh.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 200 metres.

Sun headline: "It's 3 under pa"

If these women had their way, it'd be 3 over pa! Lonegunmen2009-12-04 00:09:17

The Tiger Woods Xmas card......

For the record I have NOT had an affair with Tiger.

You should have claimed harrassment your $10,000 ACC claim!

I do feel like I'm missing out!

So is that 11 holes so far? 7 more to go.

I may have indulged in sexual intercourse and/or various sexual acts with Tiger.

Will share my stories for a large pay cheque.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods.

I wonder if when he came he yelled out "Fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!"

In case people aren't entirely bored with this already, there's a sort of meta-comment on the affair here:

"What Woods should do is tell the media and the sports world to go to hell"

Bet Tiger never thought the Marxist Times would offer its own sage advice!HarryHotspur2009-12-17 21:14:50

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem
 
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
 She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
 Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.
 He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
 Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
 He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
 With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
 From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
 Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.
 With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
 When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
 Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',
 Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
 And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
 "If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."
 She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
 Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.