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Urban Dictionary
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Check this out, just put your name in the search engine and see what comes up!

 
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1. Buffon 47 up, 3 down

Animated goaltender for the Italian national team. Highest paid goaltender in football. Plays for Juventus.

gianluigi "gigi" buffon

Three for me, and two for them.

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As usual, El Ni�o is mistaken for the weather pattern...
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aka: The Invincibles
First team to go a whole premiership season unbeaten,
enough said.

Sounds good to me.

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1.      stefan     

A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his dick and have him cum in their eye.

OMFG. Stefan busted in my eye last night. It tastes like coca-cola. mhhhm good. i love him.

2.      Stefan     

If someone is named stefan they will be great lovers and the best bf you will ever have. They are also very talented in many things but especially in sport.

if you ever meet a guy names stefan he will be the coolest person ever.
"Wow i meat this guy called Stefan, hes the coolest guy ever!!"

"my boyfriend Stefan is the best lover ever!"


4.      stefan     

The sexiest man alive.The best in bed. He has my heart in his hands. The best boyfriend in the entire world.The one person I can call my best friend forever. Made with the perfect personality. The BEST sense of humour. Someone I hope I will never lose. <3

Stefan, you are amazing!

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OMFG. How does it know!

7.      stefan     

A person who has nothing better to do with his time, may finds his satisfaction in f**kin blow up dolls... They usually dont talk much to save their breath for this encounter. Although for many hours of practice they never get to satisfy a women :)

DO u know stefan?
Yeah i faked multiple orgasms with him so i wouldnt get him all down and sad. Highly suicidal :)
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LOLS @ Stefan!
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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 Might change my name to Stefan!
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C-Diddy isn't defined yet.
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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its on its way.
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1. Wongo
 If something is stretched out beyond use. or loose.
"My socks won't stay up they're all wongo".
 
2. Wongo
Spanglish slang: when someone's appearance looks a little sloppy; often in reference to uncombed hair.
"Were you in a hurry this morning? you look all wongo".
 
3. Wongo
Additive to w**ker can be used as an insult or in confusion.
"Thats wongo man".
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C-Diddy wrote:
C-Diddy isn't defined yet.
 
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[QUOTE=Stefan]1.      C-Diddy     

A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his dick and have him cum in their eye.

OMFG. C-Diddy busted in my eye last night. It tastes like coca-cola. mhhhm good. i love him.

2.      C-Diddy     

If someone is named C-Diddy they will be great lovers and the best bf you will ever have. They are also very talented in many things but especially in sport.

if you ever meet a guy names C-Diddy he will be the coolest person ever.
"Wow i meat this guy called C-Diddy, hes the coolest guy ever!!"

"my boyfriend C-Diddy is the best lover ever!"


4.      C-Diddy     

The sexiest man alive.The best in bed. He has my heart in his hands. The best boyfriend in the entire world.The one person I can call my best friend forever. Made with the perfect personality. The BEST sense of humour. Someone I hope I will never lose. <3

C-Diddy, you are amazing!

 
Fixed?
 
Junior822010-02-05 12:55:21

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Lordy. I can't believe my name actually came up in something.
 
colvin: v. tr. The act of forcing another to engage in sexual intercourse against his or her will esp. involving an individual holding the door so that bitch's friends can't help her stupid drunk ass.
Etymology: (New English) Originated on the west coast of the United States at sometime during the beginning of the 21st Century, particularly Saturday night at Shelsey's house.
Linguistical expression prevalent in HMB, bi$%hes.
Person 1: Who colvined that silly bi%^h Katherine last night?
Person 2: Oh that was Pat.
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Colvinator wrote:
Lordy. I can't believe my name actually came up in something.
 
colvin: v. tr. The act of forcing another to engage in sexual intercourse against his or her will esp. involving an individual holding the door so that bitch's friends can't help her stupid drunk ass.
Etymology: (New English) Originated on the west coast of the United States at sometime during the beginning of the 21st Century, particularly Saturday night at Shelsey's house.
Linguistical expression prevalent in HMB, bi$%hes.
Person 1: Who colvined that silly bi%^h Katherine last night?
Person 2: Oh that was Pat.
 
 Dodgy!
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Ouch

Allegedly

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A Bullion is a highly educated, ALWAYS sophisticated, and forever looking for action, type of individual.  They especially like younger partners and are always trying to get them drunk so they can rock the cock or slam the clam.  Either way a Bullion can successfully do this because of their innate greatness.  Don't be alarmed if you meet a Bullion, but be guaranteed you will never forget them.  When you are blown away by the great looks PLUS their almost learned wonderful behavior in the bedroom, or outside, or in a car, or on a boat, or where ever you are with them, just remember, �Damn it�s a Bullion.�


Bullion2010-02-05 15:00:12
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simon_hampton isn't there, so I did Simon and...
 
Simon 637 up, 206 down
A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Holy sh*t, that is one Simon cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.
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My guess is that people write ones for their own names..
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Ryan
1.
A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".
Wow, Ryan, you are such a little king.   (lame)

2. the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING! (gay)

3.
A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers (sic)
I wanna be ryan!
f**k you!  (awesome)

4.
a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.
He is a real ryan!

He is not only hot, but a ryan...best of both worlds! (gay)

5.
A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u f**k with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.
Ryan is bad ass i wanna be him! (Awesome).
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simon_hampton isn't there, so I did Simon and...
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<TD =word>Simon </TD>
<TD =tools id=tools_3326720><SPAN =status>637 up, 206 down</SPAN><SPAN =thumbs></SPAN><SPAN =favorite></SPAN></TD></TR>
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<DIV =zazzle_s><SPAN =zazzle__text>buy simon mugs, tshirts and magnets</SPAN>

<DIV =definition>A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire. Hung Like a Dragon Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.

<DIV =example>Holy sh*t, that is one Simon cock. Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack. Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.</TD></TR></T></TABLE>

You forgot something.

      Simon   
buy simon mugs, tshirts and magnets
Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.
wow what a repressed homosexual - he was such a simon.
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Oh, I missed a beauty

6. A man with an 11 incher who picks up a lot of milfs at the library.

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1. oska 1 up, 1 down
A koala bear that stays on your desktop. The equivalent to bonzi buddy, oska will work as spyware and should not be downloaded.
Damn you, oska! I wish I never downloaded you!
You know we belong together...

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Just for Mully...
 
1. mulligan 165 up, 15 down
A Mulligan, in a game, happens when a player gets a second chance to perform a certain move or action; usually due to lack of skill or bitter luck. A "Do-Over". Like getting an "Extra Play" in pinball due to sinking the ball before obtaining an arbitrary amount of points.
If your opening hand in Magic: The Gathering sucks bad; just call "Mulligan", reshuffle, and draw new cards.
2. mulligan 78 up, 60 down
when, during intercourse, a mistake is made, and a free do-over is given
When I saw the displeased look on my lady's face when I tried to initiate buttsex, I couldn't help but ask for a mulligan.
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Colvinator wrote:
Lordy. I can't believe my name actually came up in something.
 
colvin: v. tr. The act of forcing another to engage in sexual intercourse against his or her will esp. involving an individual holding the door so that bitch's friends can't help her stupid drunk ass.
Etymology: (New English) Originated on the west coast of the United States at sometime during the beginning of the 21st Century, particularly Saturday night at Shelsey's house.
Linguistical expression prevalent in HMB, bi$%hes.
Person 1: Who colvined that silly bi%^h Katherine last night?
Person 2: Oh that was Pat.
 
I'm surprised that you take some satisfaction in being associated with rape.
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Sadly my C-Diddy definition got rejected.

C-Diddy

A person from Newcastle, Australia.
Good for one liners, chants and pretty much f**k all else.

I saw C-Diddy the other night on tv..
What a cock.
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I really don't see why that was rejected.

Given some of the other things on there.
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Stefan wrote:
Sadly my C-Diddy definition got rejected.

C-Diddy

A person from Newcastle, Australia.
Good for one liners, chants and pretty much f**k all else.

I saw C-Diddy the other night on tv..
What a cock.
 
Why did that get rejected?!
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