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Vasectomy

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Vasectomy
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I sat through my ex-husbands one holding his hand whn we were in our early 20's. He didn't find it too bad tho I felt a little greenish as they were finishing up
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No thank you.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Let us know how it goes; I'm curious ...
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
good luck, hope it goes smoothly
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Pics (afterwards) or it never happened.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Downey26 wrote:
good luck, hope it goes smoothly


B-dum-tiss
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
I sat through my ex-husbands one holding his hand whn we were in our early 20's. He didn't find it too bad tho I felt a little greenish as they were finishing up


Ex husband?

You didn't talk him into it did you?
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Even if she did at least they're reversable - or so I've been led to believe.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I am never ever ever getting this done to me.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stefan wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
I sat through my ex-husbands one holding his hand whn we were in our early 20's. He didn't find it too bad tho I felt a little greenish as they were finishing up


Ex husband?

You didn't talk him into it did you?


Nah neither of us wanted kids and they prefer to do the male over the female as our operation is more complicated and def not reversible. They ask quite a lot of questions and like to make sure its not a decision on a whim.

I finally got myself steralised once hit 30 as was then in a long term with someone else and was sick of being on the pill esp as a) its not exactly healthy and b) was interfering with bodybuilding as getting extra doses of estrogen sure ain't good for shredding down to muscle

and frm a female perspective there are a cpl of good benefits with a guy who has had it done but not gonna go into that where little ears can hear...
stealthkiwi2010-04-27 22:46:53
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Do tell.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the only person going near my (very) little Frankie with a scalpel is my wife.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
the only person going near my (very) little Frankie with a scalpel is my wife.
What did you do to make her want to attack you with a scalpel?
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Because I'm into piercing and have a cpl of mates really into body mods and suspension i've seen a cpl of strange things over the years and once watched a guy put a nail through his equivalent to little frankie - owwwwwwwww
 
people do some strange things
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
 HUh!!Vasectomy ,nothing more than a wee sting then home to bed  for a cup of tea and two valium easy !!
I had my vasectomy reversal done about a 18 months ago,spent a week bandy legged with two Black Dorris Plums between my legs ,not nice !
Still it done the trick with two young  Phoenix strikers due late August!!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Congrats Kiwi Jambo for the future dude. I wish my stepson woiuld get one, stop him breeding like a Rabbit.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Good luck for today UG.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
if you get an erection during the operation, you are officially weird

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lol will be more along the opposite problem... shrunken down hiding in terror
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
They give you a jab of happy juice in the back of the hand before the procedure and once that kicks in you pretty much zone out and are fairly indifferent to the whole op.
 
At least i hope so....
 
 
 
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
all done.
happy but sore. im off for a nap
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Am presuming you have an other half who will appreciate the supreme sacrifice you've made and spoil you
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Good on you UG.  What you did - that takes balls...

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Good on you UG.  What you did - that takes balls...





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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the swelling and aching has begun, im walking like ive been riding a horse without a saddle.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Good luck with the recovery UG. Hope the wife and kids look after you. Least you'll be able to get out of house hold chores!

Oceanic62010-04-29 17:33:18
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I will never get one of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
UberGunner - A Cut Above!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A snip in time saves nine?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Come on now Uber, tell us the truth...you were running with the scissors again weren't you?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:
Come on now Uber, tell us the truth...you were running with the scissors again weren't you?
 
Kids:  Don't try this at home!

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A sperm in time saves nine
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:
 
arf!
 
Most other people it might be more like The Running Man.
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm just stoked at least one other person got it!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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