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Whats a question you've always wanted to ask?

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Whats a question you've always wanted to ask?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What's a question you've always wanted to ask but always been too embarrased to put out there?

I can't think of any, but putting it out there for anyone who has something burning?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
brumbys wrote:
What's a question you've always wanted to ask but always been too embarrased to put out there?

I can't think of any, but putting it out there for anyone who has something burning?
 
my urine is burning, so I am eligible for this.
 
um.......how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Has Prince Phillip really got the most valuable penis in the world? After all, every night it goes up a sovereign!!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Does anybody actually think Adam Sandler is remotely funny (bar the Waterboy and Happy Gilmore)?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Will you go out with me?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

who wakes up one day and chooses to become a proctologist?

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
El-Kun wrote:
Will you go out with me?


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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
UberGunner wrote:

who wakes up one day and chooses to become a proctologist?



Fair call,
i guess its when they decide that theyd like wearing rubber gloves and sticking their hands up peoples bums...
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'd say that it would be forced upon them...

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
whitby fever wrote:
El-Kun wrote:
Will you go out with me?


 
I'm serious!!
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
I'd say that it would be forced upon them...
 
Had it done to them forcefully,liked it,so decided theyd do it to others for a living?

Allegedly

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Was that you who just farted your magesty?? Lonegunmen2009-10-08 11:55:44
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Is she REALLY going out with him?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Is she really going to take him home tonight?

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
loyalgunner wrote:
Does anybody actually think Adam Sandler is remotely funny (bar the Waterboy and Happy Gilmore)?


Yeah except when he does stand up.

50 First Dates was pretty good too.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
El-Kun wrote:
Will you go out with me?
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Originally posted by El-Kun

This totally cool girl from school (who probably doesn't even think about me!).
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
. Yip! I was thinking about starting a thread about any advice on girls people might have!!
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Do these pants make my bum look big?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Are Traffic Cops, Proud Of Themselves
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
No KP, it's the crapness
 
 
Fixed!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
BAHAHAHAHA!
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Is it you? or is it me?
lately, i've been lost, it seems
I think a change is what i need
 
Can anyone answer this most profiund of questions?

Salmon swim upstream

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Salmon07 wrote:
Is it you? or is it me?
lately, i've been lost, it seems
I think a change is what i need
 
Can anyone answer this most profiund of questions?
 
Answer:
 
If you want to find a way of searching for another world,
It's hard to see.

Shortland Street...

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So my question is: What is the wind speed velocity of a swallow (European, NOT African)?
 
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Can yer Granny sew?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Who are Ya?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
How many Pakistani's does it take to change a light-bulb?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Before anybody leaps atop their high-horse, declaring me a racist I'll just put the answer out their now.

The answer is 1, however a second may be required to steady the ladder should it be rickety.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Is loyalgunner racist?

Allegedly

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Who came first, the chicken or the animal f**ker???

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
loyalgunner wrote:
How many Pakistani's does it take to change a light-bulb?


How many police does it take to smash a light bulb?

(None, it fell down the stairs)

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Why did the sexual deviant cross the road?

(he was stuck to the chicken)Junior822009-10-10 11:16:49

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:
How many Tards does it Tard to Tard a Tard etc etc???
Fixed/Stabbed
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kiwi pie wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
How many Tards does it Tard to Tard a Tard etc etc???
Fixed/Stabbed
 
 
 
3 - 0!
 
That is All!!!
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
loyalgunner wrote:
How many Pakistani's does it take to change a light-bulb?


How many Spaniards does it take to change a light-bulb

Just Juan
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