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Why men don't write advice columns

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Why men don't write advice columns
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.   I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbour's daughter is 22.  

We have been married for ten years.  When I confronted him, he admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was made redundant from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.  He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila




Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a number of faults with the engine.  Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

Walter
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Haha crack up. Well played.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lol.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Surprisingly, no comments from female feverites.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
They don't get it.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's because they're now checking for debris in the fuel line.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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